If I'm on Test and my girlfriend swollows should I charge her???

[DatDerCellTech]

Is she going to get some test???

[Big]

what do you mean "should I charge her"?

[DatDerCellTech]

what do you mean "should I charge her"?

Make her throw in some money I paid for my cycle.

[PC650]

maybe this should be in the lounge as obviously hes joking

[Big]

this is the Steroid Q+A.
since we don't have a stupid thread section, I'll move this to the lounge.

[DatDerCellTech]

since we don't have a stupid thread section, I'll move this to the lounge.

U mad brah???

[G4R]

U mad brah???

I would say at this point he is just irritated... dont give him a reason to get mad.

[DatDerCellTech]

I would say at this point he is just irritated... dont give him a reason to get mad.

He needs to CALM DOWN BRO!!! I'm just making a little funny time.

[G4R]

He needs to CALM DOWN BRO!!! I'm just making a little funny time.

Well.... that is why he moved it to the lounge, where you can "make a little funny time". The Q & A is for just that, Questions and Answers of the more serious nature. Please direct the "funny time" questions to the lounge next time.

[stevey_6t9]

U mad brah???

you a miscer?

[DatDerCellTech]

this is the Steroid Q+A.
since we don't have a stupid thread section, I'll move this to the lounge.

Not at the table Carlos.

[cherrydrpepper]

Hopefully this brah shit will end. I thought it was cool at first but lately it seems like a prerequisite to owning an asshat card that you say brah

[Big]

Have all the fun you want, I'm pro-fun. Hell some of the most fun I've ever had was while having fun. Just please keep the real fun to the lounge, if we make the Q+A fun it might be over-run with even more kids than it has there now.

[DatDerCellTech]

Hell some of the most fun I've ever had was while having fun. .

Ahh I see what you did there.

[lovbyts]

Hmmm on a serious note (sort of) since my girl swallows 3x+ a week and I'm on TRT I wonder if the extra test is why she has been getting more and more frisky lately? I had better keep an eye on the little love button to see if it's growing. I usually give it a CLOSE inspection also several times a week.

[stack_it]

So if you're gonna charge her when she swallows does that mean that when she doesn't you plan on swallowing it yourself. I mean it's your test wouldn't wanna waste it right.

[dec11]

oh, more tumble weed...............

[stack_it]

oh, more tumble weed...............

You really need to clean your house. Also get some new windows if it's drafty enough to blow tumbleweed

[dec11]

You really need to clean your house. Also get some new windows if it's drafty enough to blow tumbleweed

theres a bloody church bell donging in the back round too, and birds are dropping outa the trees

[calgarian]

Thats not the question u be asking I be asking...should she charge u for swallowing ??? and Why is she that desperate?

[DSM4Life]

Leave the funnies to me.

[Knockout_Power]

Leave the funnies to me.

theres DSM, chimes in whenever theres swallowing... booo

[DSM4Life]

theres DSM, chimes in whenever theres swallowing... booo

Swallow and DP, been a good morning so far !

[MACHINE5150]

To answer the question i do not think that your cum excreets testosterone .. i mean if it did, DSM would be saving a sh*t ton of money on steroids ..

[Shol'va]

To answer the question i do not think that your cum excreets testosterone.. i mean if it did, DSM would be saving a sh*t ton of money on steroids..

You are correct, it does not. However, it does have a lot of good stuff in it.

Composition Of Your Ejaculate:
2% to 5% Approximately 200-500 million spermatozoa (also called sperm or spermatozoans), produced in the testes, are released per ejacualtion.
65%-70% amino acids, citrate, enzymes, flavins, fructose (the main energy source of sperm cells, which rely entirely on sugars from the seminal plasma for energy), phosphorylcholine, prostaglandins (involved in suppressing an immune response by the female against the foreign semen), proteins, and vitamin C.
25%-30% acid phosphatase, citric acid, fibrinolysin, prostate specific antigen, proteolytic enzymes, zinc (serves to help stabilize the DNA-containing chromatin in the sperm cells. A zinc deficiency may result in lowered fertility because of increased sperm fragility. Zinc deficiency can also adversly affect spermatogenesis.
< 1%- galactose, mucus (serve to increase the mobility of sperm cells in the vagina and cervix by creating a less viscous channel for the sperm cells to swim through, and preventing their diffusion out of the semen. Contributes to the cohesive jelly-like texture of semen.), pre-ejaculate, sialic acid.

There are no androgens present, and even if there were, they wouldn't survive first-pass liver metabolism. So for those of you trying to recycle, forget it. But for those who enjoy it as a past time, enjoy!

[Knockout_Power]

You are correct, it does not. However, it does have a lot of good stuff in it.

Composition Of Your Ejaculate:
2% to 5% Approximately 200-500 million spermatozoa (also called sperm or spermatozoans), produced in the testes, are released per ejacualtion.
65%-70% amino acids, citrate, enzymes, flavins, fructose (the main energy source of sperm cells, which rely entirely on sugars from the seminal plasma for energy), phosphorylcholine, prostaglandins (involved in suppressing an immune response by the female against the foreign semen), proteins, and vitamin C.
25%-30% acid phosphatase, citric acid, fibrinolysin, prostate specific antigen, proteolytic enzymes, zinc (serves to help stabilize the DNA-containing chromatin in the sperm cells. A zinc deficiency may result in lowered fertility because of increased sperm fragility. Zinc deficiency can also adversly affect spermatogenesis.
< 1%- galactose, mucus (serve to increase the mobility of sperm cells in the vagina and cervix by creating a less viscous channel for the sperm cells to swim through, and preventing their diffusion out of the semen. Contributes to the cohesive jelly-like texture of semen.), pre-ejaculate, sialic acid.

There are no androgens present, and even if there were, they wouldn't survive first-pass liver metabolism. So for those of you trying to recycle, forget it. But for those who enjoy it as a past time, enjoy!

wow, just WOW

[cherrydrpepper]

you should beat her with a small flacid noodle

[Knockout_Power]

you should beat her with a small flacid noodle

dont set yourself up for jokes like that bro... its just too easy, I'll let DSM take this one

[cherrydrpepper]

dont set yourself up for jokes like that bro... its just too easy, I'll let DSM take this one

dont make me get out my maserati

[Knockout_Power]

dont make me get out my maserati

you have one? I dont actually like them, this one just happenned to look so hot with its metallic blue paint... the wops sure can paint a car.

[cherrydrpepper]

I wish.. I drive a mustang gt. Fun little car. I guess Haz passed on that saleen he was looking at.

[Knockout_Power]

I wish.. I drive a mustang gt. Fun little car. I guess Haz passed on that saleen he was looking at.

Im driving a rental sentra with a small indent from a fukker falling into it yeturday.

But I got my payout for the written off RSX today so I may put it towards another Supra

[cherrydrpepper]

Im driving a rental sentra with a small indent from a fukker falling into it yeturday.

But I got my payout for the written off RSX today so I may put it towards another Supra

That would be hot

I want to get something wierd or different for my next car.. maybe an old hummer or porsche 911 I dunno, or something convertible I can trick out slowly with a roll bar and whatnot.

[Knockout_Power]

That would be hot

I want to get something wierd or different for my next car.. maybe an old hummer or porsche 911 I dunno, or something convertible I can trick out slowly with a roll bar and whatnot.

yah, I really want something from my birthyear, but its slim pickens for 1979... only thing I like is a 911 turbo, but high maintanence those years.

Ive had a couple 510's, would like another.

[cherrydrpepper]

yah, I really want something from my birthyear, but its slim pickens for 1979... only thing I like is a 911 turbo, but high maintanence those years.

Ive had a couple 510's, would like another.

yeah the 911 turbo is a sexy beast

I saw a 930 Turbo vert a few weeks back here. Super clean super beautiful. Young bodybuilder with tribals on his shoulders driving it. Admittedly I was envious.

Its a beautiful car but somehow they are holding a lot of value and people want too much imo.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Porsc...ViewItem#v4-38

I don't think I would ever buy a porsche unless I was going to do the work myself or had a great mechanic that was familiar with them. No way I would dealer that thing.

[cherrydrpepper]

Yeah serious rack attack on that bitch. Shes probably like 45 when you zoom in but i would beat that up all day. We should email the seller for more pics lol

[Knockout_Power]

To the OP, you should not charge her, usually you have to pay to get them to swallow the chowder.

[charliemurphy229]

lolol

[Knockout_Power]

sooo, how much wood could a wood chuck suck if a wood chuck was named Shol'va?

[Shol'va]

sooo, how much wood could a wood chuck suck if a wood chuck was named Shol'va?

At least a "peck"er or two.