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    Arrow Groin PUNCH

    What is the best way to train for a hard GROIN PUNCH?


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    train wiht a cup and don't worry about it.

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    are you training as the punched or the puncher?

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    better question that i didn't ask...are you talking about competitive fighting or just some stewpid street brawl thing?

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    Getting punched. I saw a video w/ a shaolin monk pulling a boulder through an empty field by a rope from backbetween his legs tied around his "goodfellas" ...

    I don't have a good place to train that way though.

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    Have your testicules removed thats the only way to be sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonar1234
    Have your testicules removed thats the only way to be sure

    Well they're pretty small now trust me! But I still want a good way to protect them from an unexpected "whack em all"

    !

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    A good training regiment would help...

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    move to the left

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    hate to be the bringer of bad tidings but IMO ANYONE who gets punched hard in the groin (if they have testicles) is going to be in a lot of pain and no ammount of training will help.

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    wear a cup dude ....... wtf kinda question is this anyway ?

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    How do i train for an eye gouge. Im thinking i might stab myself in the eye with a pencil a few times a day.

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    To be serious in sparring anything can happen, even wearing a cup i got kicked in the groin and it hurts like hell too.

    Sparring is fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by napoleon
    What is the best way to train for a hard GROIN PUNCH?

    EPIC FIRST POST

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    Once upon a time there was a kung-fu training that lifted the Testes up into the body...

    Don't stab yourself in the eye. It WILL HURT... and you will need to have it looked at by a true professional.

    Not just some Msg Board fake prescription type of wino.

    On the cup issue: It's kind of like a knee brace or Weight belt. It just makes you weak and dependent on it. I DON'T WANT WEAK TESTICLES!!

    I want to be invincible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by napoleon
    What is the best way to train for a hard GROIN PUNCH?

    the best way to toughen up your balls is to have someone repeapedly punch or kick you in the nuts for at least 1 hour each day. dragging heavy objects that are attached to your nuts is another excellent training method. also you can hold a lighter under you sack for 10-20 seconds at a time to toughen up the scrotum

    just keep training man and someday you could have the toughest balls on the planet

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    One hour is a long time. I think you're trying to mess with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by napoleon
    Once upon a time there was a kung-fu training that lifted the Testes up into the body...

    Don't stab yourself in the eye. It WILL HURT... and you will need to have it looked at by a true professional.

    Not just some Msg Board fake prescription type of wino.

    On the cup issue: It's kind of like a knee brace or Weight belt. It just makes you weak and dependent on it. I DON'T WANT WEAK TESTICLES!!

    I want to be invincible.

    i hope to god you are joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by napoleon
    Once upon a time there was a kung-fu training that lifted the Testes up into the body...

    Don't stab yourself in the eye. It WILL HURT... and you will need to have it looked at by a true professional.

    Not just some Msg Board fake prescription type of wino.

    On the cup issue: It's kind of like a knee brace or Weight belt. It just makes you weak and dependent on it. I DON'T WANT WEAK TESTICLES!!

    I want to be invincible.
    By the time I had read your post (through the clotted blood) I had already stabbed myself in the eye several times. You were right it did hurt but I am happy with the fact that through this training i now have a really tough eye.

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    I had to look for just the right smiley but here you go napoleon.




    but that didn't quite say it all so......




    now go kick yourself in the nuts and stop post whoring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twosocks40
    I had to look for just the right smiley but here you go napoleon.




    but that didn't quite say it all so......




    now go kick yourself in the nuts and stop post whoring.

    Hey... Post whore yourself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    By the time I had read your post (through the clotted blood) I had already stabbed myself in the eye several times. You were right it did hurt but I am happy with the fact that through this training i now have a really tough eye.

    Bro..

    Why must it be a joke to you?

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    This retard was already banned once under the name dr knockboot. Can we get another ban please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by napoleon
    Bro..

    Why must it be a joke to you?
    Well when you start a thread about training for stronger testicles you seriously expect to get answers. Even the guys who are into MMA will think this thread is crap as groin strikes don't trally have a place in competitive martial arts. Try visiting a shaolin monastry for more serious advice on this subject.

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    Well when you start a thread about training for stronger testicles you seriously expect to get answers. Even the guys who are into MMA will think this thread is crap as groin strikes don't trally have a place in competitive martial arts. Try visiting a shaolin monastry for more serious advice on this subject.

    It's not really MMA, so I understand, but I thought maybe someone in here would have experience with a guarding technique, or have read a book or something.

    I mean it's a legitimate weak point. Like the eye.

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    Balls Update:

    I've been having someone lightly tap my balls w/ training pads. It hurst, but i've noticed that they'll automatically lift away.. the sack gets extremely tight and it's hard to give them a good Hoowhaackinnn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by napoleon
    Balls Update:

    I've been having someone lightly tap my balls w/ training pads. It hurst, but i've noticed that they'll automatically lift away.. the sack gets extremely tight and it's hard to give them a good Hoowhaackinnn!
    please let me know when your first fight is so i can come watch

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    I have a good fight every weekend!

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    I found that sitting on your Sack is a quick way to numb the nerve endings. Pull sack between legs, and then sit down really hard. If Children are wanted in future, I dont advise this exercise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by napoleon
    Balls Update:

    I've been having someone lightly tap my balls w/ training pads. It hurst, but i've noticed that they'll automatically lift away.. the sack gets extremely tight and it's hard to give them a good Hoowhaackinnn!
    another good method is to put a rubber band on your scrotum, above your balls. they will never hurt again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    How do i train for an eye gouge. Im thinking i might stab myself in the eye with a pencil a few times a day.
    ahahahahahahahahahha....that was so fvcking funny

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    I am laughing my ass off...this thread is seriously funny!!!! by the way.....nut sacks are just a frame of mind. Feel the scrotum and Be the scrotum.....nuff said grasshopper!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nalbano34
    I am laughing my ass off...this thread is seriously funny!!!! by the way.....nut sacks are just a frame of mind. Feel the scrotum and Be the scrotum.....nuff said grasshopper!
    thats right, become one with the ball sac napoleon.

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    dude...yes it's a week spot...how do you get around it? Stand in the correct stance limiting your balls exposure. If this thread is serious...i volunteer to kick you a few times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zodiac666
    the best way to toughen up your balls is to have someone repeapedly punch or kick you in the nuts for at least 1 hour each day. dragging heavy objects that are attached to your nuts is another excellent training method. also you can hold a lighter under you sack for 10-20 seconds at a time to toughen up the scrotum

    just keep training man and someday you could have the toughest balls on the planet
    HaHa

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    This might help you in your quest

    http://www.cirp.org/news/1996.11_Mens/

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    You don't understand..

    I'm a savate master... It can be tough on the testes..


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    Quote Originally Posted by napoleon
    I'm a savate master... It can be tough on the testes..

    Are you a women?

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    I agree with the rubberband man. This is to get rid of the scrotum all together. After a few weeks of being strangled the sac will simply fall off. You can toughen up one of your nuts by placing one nut on an anvil and smashing it with a ballpeen hammer. This will make the other nut realize what can happen and you will have one nut of steel! I promise I have done it. And the results are amazing.

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    Thanks Bro!

    That's some solid advice.

    I'm nervous, but I'm a savate master... I can do this French Style.

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