GD Blood Work Wednesday..Ugh!

**steroid.com 1** · 11-30-2011, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by JD250

1. Ass-knots

The scenario in which one's crack hair becomes one great big sweaty knot, usually provoked by a long day of walking in the heat. The knot will increase in size by every step taken and will be further glued in position by the person's perspiration.
Attempts of ripping or untangling the knot will lead to a long lasting stinging sensation, resulting in a bruised and puckered ass crack.
Prolonged negligence of ass-knots can lead to a seriously painful crack and recent evidence have shown that soldiers worlwide prefer to wax or shave their ass crack and genitals as counter measure to prevent further ass-knots while on patrol.

OMG why the hell did I start with this thread!!!!

JD, I am on my office floor pissing myself laughing with tears in my eyes. See bold...

Damn that is funny. What's even more funnier is the time you took to find it.

Precious man...really

**bass** · 11-30-2011, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by lvs

gives new meaning to coughing up a hair ball...

lmako!

**bass** · 11-30-2011, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by gdevine

OMG what the hell did I start with this thread!!!!

JD, I am on my office floor pissing myself laughing with tears in my eyes. See bold...

Damn that is funny. What's even more funnier is the time you took to find it.

Precious man...really

i agree that was hilarious! so if you have ass-knots can you still go snipe hunting?

**fit2bOld** · 11-30-2011, 07:32 PM

WTF, just got on this thread and this $hit is killing me. You guys are a pisser.
Glad to be hanging out here.

**steroid.com 1** · 11-30-2011, 07:44 PM

Honestly, the good news in all of this is that we now know that a man suffering from AKS can ill-afford to be neglectful of thier condition and a good waxing of the hole can lead to a real preventive and proactive cure.

What a great protocol.

Who wants to write the Sticky???

**JD250** · 12-01-2011, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by gdevine

Who wants to write the Sticky???

I presume the pun was intended.

**flatscat** · 12-01-2011, 08:02 AM

Sorry we took your thread this way GD, but you started it with "whatnot" - guess you should just say what you mean next time lmao.

**steroid.com 1** · 12-01-2011, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by flatscat

Sorry we took your thread this way GD, but you started it with "whatnot" - guess you should just say what you mean next time lmao.

Flats - This has to one of the funniest threads on here that I can remember for some time. It's why I love it here; we can be helpful to each other in so many ways and than have a blast like this as well.

Next time I will say what I mean...or maybe not

**APIs** · 12-01-2011, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by bass

5000 + cals a day! now that will definitely put a knot in my asshole! damn AP, are you bulking?

No, that's just what I eat to maintain & increase strength. Anytime I do cut weight, my strength falls like a stone. I do want to cut down though. Can't stay at 260-270+ forever I guess...

**kelkel** · 12-03-2011, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by APIs

No, that's just what I eat to maintain & increase strength. Anytime I do cut weight, my strength falls like a stone. I do want to cut down though. Can't stay at 260-270+ forever I guess...

260-270! Damn. I'd love to weigh that much. Impressive.

**funkymonk** · 12-03-2011, 04:41 PM

Not to hijack, but since we're on the subject of fasting for blood tests, is fasting necessary for a simple serum test/sensitive E2 draw?

**bass** · 12-03-2011, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by funkymonk

Not to hijack, but since we're on the subject of fasting for blood tests, is fasting necessary for a simple serum test/sensitive E2 draw?

i don't think its necessary to fast.

**--->>405<<---** · 12-03-2011, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by gdevine

405 - Read above about the dreaded and debilitating disease known as AKS (Google it for more) ... it's something men don't want and the symptoms "blow".

Digital Exam: How old are you?

PSA on last BW?

Im 37 and i had all the necessary BW .. I havent seen them but they told me everyth was Ok... I juzt thought u had or should get 1 regardless or psa.???

**bass** · 12-03-2011, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by APIs

No, that's just what I eat to maintain & increase strength. Anytime I do cut weight, my strength falls like a stone. I do want to cut down though. Can't stay at 260-270+ forever I guess...

i know what you mean, i feel the same way, but i like to get to 10% BF while i can!