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    New Suit Joke...

    > NEW SUIT
    > Joe was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible
    > headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought
    > medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he
    > finally came
    > across an old country doctor who solved the problem.
    > "The good news is that I can cure your headaches ...The bad news is that
    > it
    > will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your
    > testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure
    > creates
    > a terrible headache. The only way to relieve the condition is to remove
    > your
    > testicles."
    > Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered whether he had anything to
    > live for. He couldn't even concentrate long enough to answer his own
    > question, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
    > When he left the hospital after the surgery he was without a headache for
    > the first time in 20 years, but he also felt like he was missing an
    > important
    > part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
    > like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live anew life.
    > He saw a men's clothing store and thought: "That's what I need ... a new
    > suit."
    > He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit", and
    > picked one out.
    > The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44
    > long."
    > Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
    > "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the suit and it fit him
    > perfectly.
    > As Joe admired himself, the salesman said, "How about a new shirt?"
    > Joe thought for a moment then said, "Sure."
    > The salesman eyed Joe, and said, "34 sleeve and a 16 1/2 neck."
    > Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
    > "Been in the business 60 years."
    > Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
    > As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman said, "How about
    > new shoes?"
    > Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."
    > The salesman eyed Joe's feet, and said, "Let's see 9-1/2 E."
    > Joe was astonished, "How did you know?"
    > "Been in the business 60 years."
    > Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
    > around the shop and the salesman said, "How about some new underwear?
    > "Joe thought for a second, and said, "Sure."
    > The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see ... size
    > 36."
    > Joe laughed, "Ah ha. I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
    > old.
    > The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear size 34. A 34 underwear
    > would press your testicles up against your spine and give you a hell of a
    > headache."

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    LOL, that is pretty funny!! When I first read the title of the thread, I thought this might be a second version of Nathan's fart suit joke...LOL

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    HAHAHA! Poor bastard!

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