Thread: movie quotes
01-07-2004, 01:07 AM #1
“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”
01-07-2004, 01:08 AM #2
“I’m your huckleberry.”
01-07-2004, 01:08 AM #3
“I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.”
01-07-2004, 01:10 AM #4
01-07-2004, 01:10 AM #5
“The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, not the stranger.”
01-07-2004, 01:11 AM #6
“Me, I’m dishonest, and a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when they might do something incredibly…stupid.”
01-07-2004, 01:12 AM #7
“Ahh, something bit me!”
01-07-2004, 01:13 AM #8
“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
01-07-2004, 01:17 AM #9
“Do you realize I work at home? Well I work at home, do you like to be interrupted when you’re nancying around in your little garden? Right, so don’t come knocking, not on this door. Not for any reason. Not even if there is the sound of a thug in my apartment and weeks later there’s a stench coming from my apartment so foul that you have to hold a hanky to your face to breath, don’t come knocking. Or, if its election night and some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States, and has invited you to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Don’t come knocking. Do you get me sweet heart?”
No offense to any homosexuals.
01-07-2004, 01:17 AM #10
“Bob. Bob had bitchtits”
01-07-2004, 01:19 AM #11
“No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with them.”
“So you’re saying a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?”
“Nope, you pretty much wanna nail them too.”
“What if they don’t want to have sex with you?”
“It doesn’t matter, the sex thing is already out there, and the friendship is ultimately doomed.”
01-07-2004, 01:20 AM #12
I’m bored. Feel free to add movie quotes that you love.
01-07-2004, 08:09 PM #13
"merry christmas, ****ter was full"
01-07-2004, 08:20 PM #14
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01-07-2004, 08:28 PM #15
"I want you to be nice" "What if someone calls my momma a cocksucking whore?"... "Is she?"
01-07-2004, 08:29 PM #16
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things...and no good thing ever dies..."
01-07-2004, 08:31 PM #17
(enter cheesy 80's music))
"The 1961 Ferrari, two-fifty GT California. Less than a hundred were made.... My father spent three years restoring this car.... It is his love, it is his passion". . . "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage."
01-07-2004, 09:57 PM #18
"It's NOT a TUMA!"
01-07-2004, 10:01 PM #19
'Franco is a child, when he comes to me for advices... I just deve him the wrong advices"
tried to type the accent..haha
01-07-2004, 10:02 PM #20
"You know there are other men out there... Find em, Or i'm going to find you. . ."
rambo!!! first blood part 2...i think
01-07-2004, 10:04 PM #21
"Chase the chicken, what for?...ahh...i don't wanna chase no chicken"
01-07-2004, 10:06 PM #22
"yall a bunch of slack jawwed faggots round here, don't you know... This **** will make you a god **** sexual tyranasaurs....Just like me."
Predator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok i'm done....lol
01-07-2004, 10:13 PM #23
Bob....Bob had bitch tits.
01-07-2004, 10:15 PM #24
Self improvement is masturbation, and self destruction.
01-07-2004, 10:16 PM #25
When you're a baby you can drink milk, when you grow up, you have to drink beer.
01-07-2004, 10:17 PM #26
Look at your arms Lou...Look at your arms...Then come out with a pose and BOOM, take a look at this hunk 'a man!
01-07-2004, 10:17 PM #27
5'9??? I Didnt Know They Stacked **** That High!!!
01-07-2004, 10:18 PM #28
Private Pile! If you do not choke yourself, I am going to rip your head off and skull **** you!
01-07-2004, 10:19 PM #29
Couldn't leave out the all time classic.....Hasta la Vista, baby.
01-07-2004, 10:19 PM #30
But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to ****in' amuse you?
01-07-2004, 10:21 PM #31Originally Posted by kc
What we have here, is a failure to communicate!
01-07-2004, 10:24 PM #32
Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is lying on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly.
01-07-2004, 10:26 PM #33
I think it's a pig.
01-07-2004, 10:31 PM #34
I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.
ok..that's all i can remember right now
01-07-2004, 10:32 PM #35
Look at my signature.
From true romance.
01-07-2004, 10:33 PM #36
Hell I admire your honesty son, why don't you come over and **** my sister
01-07-2004, 10:38 PM #37Originally Posted by monster.
01-07-2004, 10:41 PM #38
The dealers are watching the players.. the pit bosses are watching the dealers.. the box men are watching the pit bosses, the floor managers are watching the box men, I'm watching the floor managers.... and the eye in the sky is watching us all...
01-07-2004, 10:43 PM #39
"You hear that Ace, I hear a lil girl ((stomp)), what happen to mutha****er that told my friend to go **** himself"
both from casino
01-07-2004, 10:48 PM #40
"He didn't bump ya, he didn't nudge ya...He rubbed ya... and Cole rubbing is racing"
days of thunder
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