Lets hear your best pick up line!!!!

**Dave321** · 06-26-2005, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY

Baby do like dutch ovens??

you offering???

BG · 06-26-2005, 01:49 PM

3 protien shakes a day, nobody can stand my dutch ovens, not evn you Justin!!!LOL

**IronFreakX** · 06-26-2005, 01:50 PM

fancy a fvck?

BG · 06-26-2005, 01:53 PM

Mind if I park my thing in your garage???

BG · 06-26-2005, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

fancy a fvck?

Where

are you located????

BG · 06-26-2005, 01:54 PM

jk

**Tazwell** · 06-26-2005, 01:55 PM

"your daddy must be a thief, cuz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes"

what about

grab the back of her shirt collar and look at the tag then say "just like i thought made in heaven"

**IronFreakX** · 06-26-2005, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY

Where

are you located????

BG · 06-26-2005, 01:56 PM

Where your wings, cuz your an angel.

BG · 06-26-2005, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

Already got mine, can we play over the internet???

**IronFreakX** · 06-26-2005, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY

Already got mine, can we play over the internet???

BG · 06-26-2005, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

IRONVILLE USA Population 1 ironfreak LOL JK

BG · 06-26-2005, 02:06 PM

I love your mask but not into the beastiality thing!!!

**IronFreakX** · 06-26-2005, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY

I love your mask but not into the beastiality thing!!!

**TheNatural3456** · 06-26-2005, 02:44 PM

I usually start with a "D*man baby you so fine i wanna plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll"

if that doesnt work i go with the...

"It doesnt matter if you spray me...mase only makes me hornier..."

**TheNatural3456** · 06-26-2005, 02:45 PM

Or the ever famous "Hey baby you ever have you A$$hole licked by a fatman in an over coat"

**xell** · 06-26-2005, 02:59 PM

Bitch i'm too good 4 you , but u can still suck my dick..
i acutally did that once. but the girl was mine anyways so she said yes hehe

**Psychotron** · 06-26-2005, 03:25 PM

Hey, you know what the word of the week is?
It's legs....

so why dont we go back to your place and spread the word.

**TheNatural3456** · 06-26-2005, 03:45 PM

while carrying a box of kittens and a hammer---"if you dont have sex with me ill kill all these kittens..."

**peyton18** · 06-26-2005, 11:03 PM

You wanna f**k or do I owe you an apology?

**MatrixGuy** · 06-27-2005, 02:32 AM

You remind me of a parking ticket.........you got fine written all over you.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

**Heracles74** · 06-27-2005, 06:50 AM

Go ahead and cry... the tears will be extra lubrication.

**tubbytank** · 06-27-2005, 12:21 PM

hi there! Wanna play army?

I'll lie down and you can blow the shit out of me!

**clockworks** · 06-27-2005, 02:49 PM

I stole this one from partyboynyc: "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

BG · 06-27-2005, 07:30 PM

Baby if I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me??

**spound** · 06-27-2005, 07:54 PM

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?

Her: Ummm I dunno, how much?

Me: Enough to break the ice...I'm spound, it's nice to meet you

LOL

**1819** · 06-27-2005, 08:15 PM

i'd marry your dog just to get into your family.

**Dave321** · 06-27-2005, 08:42 PM

hey lady.. wanna play lion kingdom,....

you get down on your knees and I'll throw you the meat.

**zx2onice** · 06-27-2005, 09:04 PM

Hey baby, You hungry? I got a tubesteak you can chew on....Even got enough for your mom..

**justin2305** · 06-27-2005, 11:28 PM

in my texan accent

(i sure do like those boots, wanna hump?)

**WildCh1ld** · 06-27-2005, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by justin2305

in my texan accent

(i sure do like those boots, wanna hump?)

**MatrixGuy** · 07-05-2005, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

hey lady.. wanna play lion kingdom,....

you get down on your knees and I'll throw you the meat.

Nice!

**BigJames** · 07-05-2005, 05:01 PM

May I push in your stool?

**BigJames** · 07-05-2005, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by spound

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?

Her: Ummm I dunno, how much?

Me: Enough to break the ice...I'm spound, it's nice to meet you

LOL

Nice.

**MatrixGuy** · 07-05-2005, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by spound

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?

Her: Ummm I dunno, how much?

Me: Enough to break the ice...I'm spound, it's nice to meet you

LOL

I don't get it.......

**gymnutt** · 07-05-2005, 07:49 PM

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but, beauty is only a light switch away."

"You look like a hooker I used to know in Fresno."

"I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good."

"I lost my puppy! Can you help me find him. I think he walked into that cheap hotel room."

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

BG · 07-05-2005, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by gymnutt

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but, beauty is only a light switch away."

"You look like a hooker I used to know in Fresno."

"I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good."

"I lost my puppy! Can you help me find him. I think he walked into that cheap hotel room."

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

Good stuff!!