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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY
    Baby do like dutch ovens??
    you offering???

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    3 protien shakes a day, nobody can stand my dutch ovens, not evn you Justin!!!LOL

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    fancy a fvck?

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    Mind if I park my thing in your garage???

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    fancy a fvck?
    Where



    are you located????

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    jk

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    "your daddy must be a thief, cuz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes"

    what about

    grab the back of her shirt collar and look at the tag then say "just like i thought made in heaven"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY
    Where



    are you located????

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    Where your wings, cuz your an angel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Already got mine, can we play over the internet???

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY
    Already got mine, can we play over the internet???

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    IRONVILLE USA Population 1 ironfreak LOL JK

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    I love your mask but not into the beastiality thing!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY
    I love your mask but not into the beastiality thing!!!

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    I usually start with a "D*man baby you so fine i wanna plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll"

    if that doesnt work i go with the...








    "It doesnt matter if you spray me...mase only makes me hornier..."

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    Or the ever famous "Hey baby you ever have you A$$hole licked by a fatman in an over coat"

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    Bitch i'm too good 4 you , but u can still suck my dick..
    i acutally did that once. but the girl was mine anyways so she said yes hehe

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    Hey, you know what the word of the week is?
    It's legs....












    so why dont we go back to your place and spread the word.

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    while carrying a box of kittens and a hammer---"if you dont have sex with me ill kill all these kittens..."

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    You wanna f**k or do I owe you an apology?

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    You remind me of a parking ticket.........you got fine written all over you.

    Nice legs, what time do they open?

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    Go ahead and cry... the tears will be extra lubrication.

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    hi there! Wanna play army?

    I'll lie down and you can blow the shit out of me!

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    I stole this one from partyboynyc: "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

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    Baby if I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me??

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    Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Her: Ummm I dunno, how much?

    Me: Enough to break the ice...I'm spound, it's nice to meet you

    LOL

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    i'd marry your dog just to get into your family.

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    hey lady.. wanna play lion kingdom,....

    you get down on your knees and I'll throw you the meat.

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    Hey baby, You hungry? I got a tubesteak you can chew on....Even got enough for your mom..

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    in my texan accent (i sure do like those boots, wanna hump?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by justin2305
    in my texan accent (i sure do like those boots, wanna hump?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    hey lady.. wanna play lion kingdom,....

    you get down on your knees and I'll throw you the meat.
    Nice!

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    May I push in your stool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spound
    Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Her: Ummm I dunno, how much?

    Me: Enough to break the ice...I'm spound, it's nice to meet you

    LOL

    Nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spound
    Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Her: Ummm I dunno, how much?

    Me: Enough to break the ice...I'm spound, it's nice to meet you

    LOL
    I don't get it.......

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    "You might not be the best looking girl here, but, beauty is only a light switch away."

    "You look like a hooker I used to know in Fresno."

    "I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good."

    "I lost my puppy! Can you help me find him. I think he walked into that cheap hotel room."

    "Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gymnutt
    "You might not be the best looking girl here, but, beauty is only a light switch away."

    "You look like a hooker I used to know in Fresno."

    "I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good."

    "I lost my puppy! Can you help me find him. I think he walked into that cheap hotel room."

    "Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"
    Good stuff!!

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    With a crumpled up bar napkin in hand : " Does this smell like chloroform ? "

    Hasnt worked yet though =(

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    Buy you a drink? SH1T! You buy me a drink!

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    u believe in love at first sight or should i walk over here again.

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