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06-26-2005, 12:35 PM #1
Lets hear your best pick up line or one liner!!!
Lets see what you got!!
Last edited by BG; 06-26-2005 at 12:47 PM.
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06-26-2005, 12:37 PM #2
Did you wash those pants with windex? cause I can really see myself in that ass.
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06-26-2005, 12:37 PM #3
Baby you tired, cuz you been running through my mind all day!!
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06-26-2005, 12:39 PM #4
Are you hungry, well your ass is, its eating them shorts as we speak!
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06-26-2005, 12:40 PM #5AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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hey suga, wanna 68????? you go down on me and I owe you one....
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06-26-2005, 12:40 PM #6AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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wanna go halves on a bastard????
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06-26-2005, 12:41 PM #7AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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can I tap you on the forehead with my meatsycle?
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06-26-2005, 12:41 PM #8
Did it hurt, she says "what hurt", fallen from the sky cuz you an angel baby! LOL, I got all mine from Fresh Prince LOL
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06-26-2005, 12:42 PM #9Originally Posted by Justin Sane
now i like this one
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06-26-2005, 12:42 PM #10AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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are those astronaut pants??? cause your ass is outa this world.... BIIIEEEETCH!!!
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06-26-2005, 12:43 PM #11
Damn girl, you paint them jeans on!!!
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06-26-2005, 12:43 PM #12
"Don't scream and turn this rape into a murder"..........
Works like a charm everytime
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06-26-2005, 12:44 PM #13
I don't use pick up lines. I like getting pussy too much.
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06-26-2005, 12:44 PM #14
You look so good I'de suc on ya daddys dic! BIGGIE
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06-26-2005, 12:45 PM #15AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
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06-26-2005, 12:45 PM #16AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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06-26-2005, 12:46 PM #17
You got a sock in your pants.....oh, thats what they say to me!!!
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06-26-2005, 12:46 PM #18AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
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06-26-2005, 12:47 PM #19AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
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06-26-2005, 12:48 PM #20Originally Posted by Justin Sane
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06-26-2005, 12:48 PM #21AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
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06-26-2005, 12:49 PM #22AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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I get allllllllllllllllllllllll the bitches with these ones!!! Tell your girlfriends to watch out!!!!lol!!!
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06-26-2005, 12:50 PM #23
Hey nice shoes, wanna F*ck!
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06-26-2005, 12:51 PM #24
all your lines suck....... mine is still the best
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06-26-2005, 12:51 PM #25Member
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Your parents must be terrorists............'cause that ass is tha bomb!
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06-26-2005, 12:51 PM #26
your a true PIMP!!!!!!!
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06-26-2005, 12:52 PM #27Originally Posted by IronFreakX
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06-26-2005, 12:53 PM #28AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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Originally Posted by IronFreakX
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06-26-2005, 12:57 PM #29Originally Posted by Justin Sane
I guess they understand that im "SERIOUS" and not kidding like other guys MUWHAHAHHAHA
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06-26-2005, 01:00 PM #30Member
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Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fukk you on the floor.
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06-26-2005, 01:25 PM #33Anabolic Member
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Say, that's a nice dress. Look even better crumpled up on my floor in the morning.
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06-26-2005, 01:27 PM #34Anabolic Member
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Hey. Ya know what'd look good on you? Me.
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06-26-2005, 01:29 PM #35
Dont worry baby it wont hurt, well maybe a little.
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06-26-2005, 01:38 PM #36Member
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Do you have any raisins?
How about a date?
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06-26-2005, 01:38 PM #37Female Member
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Did you fart? Cuz you blow me away..harr harr
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06-26-2005, 01:39 PM #38Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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06-26-2005, 01:44 PM #39AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY
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06-26-2005, 01:46 PM #40
Baby do like dutch ovens??
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