Lets hear your best pick up line!!!!

[clockworks]

May I push in your stool?

Bahaha, that if f-ing foul.

With a crumpled up bar napkin in hand : "Does this smell like chloroform?"

Brilliant! I think I would actually use that one and hope that she has a sense of humor...

[cannons]

hey babe, you dont sweat much for a fat chick!

[alevok]

U know what looks good on u?

Me

[MatrixGuy]

If you don't like her.......

Do like my pants....

and split......

[RJM03]

"You are so beautiful.............you F'ing whore." No joke I have actually said that.

[scriptfactory]

This plan never fails (for me):

Step 1. Survey the club/bar and look for a group of girls (this increases your chances). Make sure they are sitting in one spot for a while (15+ minutes) and NO guys have talked to them yet.

Step 2. Walk up to them and ask them if they know where your friend "John" or "Dave" or whatever went to. They will say, "Huh?" or "Who's John?" Then say, "Oh', sorry. I could have sworn I saw him talking to you all".

Step 3. Now that the ice is broken ask how they like the music in the club. Then ask the "cutest one" / "one you think you have the best chances with" if she needs a drink. Make sure it's cheap. You don't want to waste money...

Step 4. Say, "I am sorry, I feel so bad." She will ask, "Why?" Tell her that you aren't very good with women. Say you saw her and she was so pretty/beautiful/attractive/fine that you had to talk to her. Try to be as cute as possible while still maintaining your manliness.

Step 5. Ask her what she is doing for the rest of the night. Ask her if she's going to an after party. Ask her if she comes to the club often. Ask where she is front. What she does for work. Basically, for you retards out there, make sure she knows that you are interested in her. Don't ask anything too private, be smooth. NO SEX TALK UNLESS SHE STARTS IT.

Step 6. I usually have the girl so wrapped up by now that she invites me home with her. However, for you mortals this is the time to ask for her number. Say something like, "Could I maybe give you a call sometime?" Don't say, "Could I have your number?" It's stupid as ****.

Step 7. Ride it out and don't **** up. The sluttier the girl, the better your chances are that you will get laid.

Don't use this plan word for word or you will mess up my game. I don't want this getting all famous and shit...

Peace, bitches.

[GQSuperman]

walk into a bar and yell "SOUIE.....souie, souie, souie". sit back and watch the big girls roll in.

[Hockey Goon]

Here's a couple:
Wanna go halvzies on a baby??
If I told you that you had a great ASS would you hold it against me??

[gymnutt]

"What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?"

"Common on....you can't get pregnant again!!"

[Property of Steroid.com]

My favorite pick up line:

"I ran out of Syringes, can I come over to your house to get some more?"

But then again, maybe I hang out with a different type of girl than the rest of you guys....

[BG]

My favorite pick up line:

"I ran out of Syringes, can I come over to your house to get some more?"

But then again, maybe I hang out with a different type of girl than the rest of you guys....

Your out of your mind Hooker, LOL

[BG]

hey babe, you dont sweat much for a fat chick!

LMAO

[profbiv]

My favorite pick up line:

"I ran out of Syringes, can I come over to your house to get some more?"

But then again, maybe I hang out with a different type of girl than the rest of you guys....

lmao!!!!

[Dave321]

I think you're super duper neeto and I would love to eventually settle down and have a few little rugrats with you. Can I buy you a Soda or a distilled tonic water drink? You have the dreamiest eye's... let's talk sweet nothings to eachother all night long.
Ohhhh yeah.... they'll tell you that you had them at Super Duper!

[BG]

I think you're super duper neeto and I would love to eventually settle down and have a few little rugrats with you. Can I buy you a Soda or a distilled tonic water drink? You have the dreamiest eye's... let's talk sweet nothings to eachother all night long.
Ohhhh yeah.... they'll tell you that you had them at Super Duper!

Would only work for someone as handsom as you!!!JK

[Dave321]

Would only work for someone as handsom as you!!!JK

awww, thanks sweet nuts!

[Property of Steroid.com]

Your out of your mind Hooker, LOL

You'll never know...maybe I've used that line successfully...

[BG]

You'll never know...maybe I've used that line successfully...

If you have you are the man, and do you give lessons????

[SHRED]

"Don't scream and turn this rape into a murder"..........

Works like a charm everytime

[SwoleCat]

Hey B*tch, wanna f*ck?



~SC~

[mkv213]

I've never needed a pick up line. I just look into their eyes with my baby blues and they done for.

[BG]

I've never needed a pick up line. I just look into their eyes with my baby blues and they done for.

Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee!!

[SHRED]

Hey lets get outta here before i sober up

[Thegr8One]

hey baby how about a threesome? you, me, and some of this pork

[chest6]

Hey B*tch, wanna f*ck?



~SC~

HAHA i have tried this so many times...but it has yet to work, usually happens towards the end of an unsuccessfull night.

[jmax]

Hello, my names' jmax. Nice to meet you, the pleasures' all mine.....And yours to.... If you let me.

[Bigpup101]

how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized??

wanna play train? you can sit on my face and i'll choo choo choo

this one works all the time...i may not be the hottest guy here, but i am the only one talking to you!

[BG]

how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized??

wanna play train? you can sit on my face and i'll choo choo choo

this one works all the time...i may not be the hottest guy here, but i am the only one talking to you!

Very good!