prob with "hard on" at work...HR wants talk to me ....

[extreme22]

no man just have him duck tap that shit to his leg lol

[Carlos_E]

guys I am in my 5 th week of 500mg of TEST-E and 40 mg of D-bol... I work in a office so i have to keep my shirt tuck in but if you guys remeber back to middle school...I have be caught with some major wood..its crazy I feel like i am 11 years old is there anything i can take to stop these hard ons its getting me in trouble....I have been trying the tuck under my pants but i have grown a little since middle school man...this is so crazy guys...if i get fired thet are gunna think i am a prev..or crazy...

You are kidding right? Did someone actually go to HR and complain that you walk around the office with a hard on. What are you free ballin'? If/when you get a hard on just think about dead babies and razor blades. That will make it go away. Problem solved.

[lowstace]

I know it sounds like a lie but when I grow it is around 10 inches thick..it is prob cause I wake up hard also..yeah people gave me a heads up .. that some one told on me..... snitches......also behaving wet dreams alot maybe my test was over dosed a bit..

thanks for the help guys....I dont know if it because i am new to this dept. and the chicks there have been hitting on me ... and some of the real short white guys feel like they are haters big time...

[Carlos_E]

when I grow it is around 10 inches thick..

You realize 10 internet inches equals 3 in real life.

[lowstace]

dude i wish man... I could send you a full frontal pic dated today man want one carlos E

[bubbathegut]

get some lube

[Carlos_E]

dude i wish man... I could send you a full frontal pic dated today man want one carlos E

No! If I want to see a penis I'll look at my own or my bf's. Thanks for offering.



























fag

[gymnutt]

I know it sounds like a lie but when I grow it is around 10 inches thick..it is prob cause I wake up hard also..yeah people gave me a heads up .. that some one told on me..... snitches......also behaving wet dreams alot maybe my test was over dosed a bit..

10" thick? is that like a diameter, or is it a circumference? If I had your problem I think I would be going into the film industry. If it really bothers you maybe you could omit your pct after your next cycle.

[lowstace]

I am going to work in films soon.. prob this summer I am getting in shape and I am gunna write off a personal trainer and even HRT..it is great and legal

[lowstace]

I didnt do PCT it cut back on my seman volume...... I used to be like peter north....

[Carlos_E]

Penile Reduction Surgery. Ask your doctor.

[lowstace]

Carlos-E is nark gay too.

[chest6]

No! If I want to see a penis I'll look at my own or my bf's. Thanks for offering.



























fag

oh god when I saw this I couldnt stop laughing

[Carlos_E]

Carlos-E is nark gay too.

No he's not.

But I will let him know you're interested.

[lowstace]

thanks man i like his x-ray its hot...hehehehhe

help

[USfighterFC]

the fuck is wrong with this guy?

[Carlos_E]

the fuck is wrong with this guy?

His imaginary cock is too big and is about to get him fired from his imaginary job.

[*Narkissos*]

Carlos-E is nark gay too.

the fuck is wrong with this guy?

He's a fvcking assclown.. that's what's wrong with him.

[Carlos_E]

thanks man i like his x-ray its hot...hehehehhe

help

I don't speak ass clown. What is an x-ray.

[*Narkissos*]

the fuck is wrong with this guy?

His imaginary cock is too big and is about to get him fired from his imaginary job.

Carlos is on fire tonight

[IronReload04]

if you got fired for that. cry out sexual discrimination. just turn the tables on them. some woman have really enourmous boobs that draw attention yet they dont get fired. I mean, what if you got some doc to fill out some medical excuse about an erection problem or that wouldnt reallly be a problem but maybe you know what im gettng at.

[stayinstacked]

Dude point your dick UP when it gets hard, don't let it stick straight out like it's giving directions.

Wear slacks and a dress shirt that doesn't tuck in. I always wore the big/loose button up dress shirts that are cut straight across the bottom w/slits on the side at the bottom. I hate tucking shit in, it's uncomfortable.

~SC~

Sounds like the piece of white trash w/ the saggy pants at TGI Fridays who pissed me off!!!!!

[lowstace]

I never thought NARK was gay DECABALL was going around say he was gay and black..that guys is whiteclown

Stayingstack did you ever do that 187 on them wankster at TGIF

good point Ironload.

my job I half to deal with prisoners familys and witness so I cant walk around with a hard on...Coffe sometimes gives it to me too kinda weird

[SwoleCat]

Sounds like the piece of white trash w/ the saggy pants at TGI Fridays who pissed me off!!!!!

Yo temper tantrum, I said slacks and a dress shirt.

I wasn't sagging, clothes were big enough to fit a BB'er w/out being gay
and booty-tight.

You have a very bad imagination or you like to insult people. Whatever the case, you need help.

~SC~

[Carlos_E]

my job I half to deal with prisoners...

Then your massive hard on should come in handy.

[lowstace]

swole cat..... bro people in my gym no your name now its funny I live outside philly,Pa and guys were talking about swole cat this swole cat that..I was WTF the guy from online .....yeah..its funny..man after I save up some money i wanna get trained by bro...

[SwoleCat]

swole cat..... bro people in my gym no your name now its funny I live outside philly,Pa and guys were talking about swole cat this swole cat that..I was WTF the guy from online .....yeah..its funny..man after I save up some money i wanna get trained by bro...

R u serious? That's pretty laughs.....

~SC~

[SwoleCat]

Then your massive hard on should come in handy.

Sick bruh!

~SC~

[lowstace]

Carlos-E you are to funny..I would never take liberty with some one down on there luck and in trouble...

[chest6]

lowstace u kinna weird buddy

[chest6]

Sick bruh!

~SC~

ive heard ppl talk bout u here too..

[lowstace]

its crazy ...word of mouth travels fast...DSL fast.....but lots of people love the site... I always tell people come to the board for advice I cant really help you that much it takes time to learn this stuff

[legobricks]

Ok bro, your pretty weird. Just frickin weird.

And If you are gettin hit on and you have an "internet boner thats 10 inched around" then why are you complaining? I think this is just a cry for attention becuase your mother had to "rectally" check you as a child. I would just get a doctors excuse saying that you had a boner problem. Have you ever seen "Greys Anatomy"? Well, last episode, a chick had "Spontaneous Orgasms"! Now thats pretty f*cking sweet!!!! haha, seriously though, you are weird. and learn how to spell.

[BeerBaron]

im slowing climbing out of white trash socio-economics and into the lower middle class... i play on getting a condo, and buying a used jeep wrangler.. dave chappelle is great... black ppl dont watch it, for the same reason the dont like bill cosby... the truth hurts...BADD... and i could never be mad at you... being a racist member of the white trash community, i need all the black friends i can get

hahahahah ohh man, best post tonight.

[lowstace]

your right bro.......how did you know about the rectal exam...but it was your mother....I think fast and i type fast those who cant keep up...get left out so be it ....

Ps I only spell check love letters to your father that ran out on your family mate

extreme22 if you look like your avvy I willp**** you so hard and eat your pu tang...i will

lego how tall is your dad ?

[legobricks]

Sorry but my father is still here. So is my mother. No one ran out on anyone in my family. You are just crying for attention here. Its obvious to everyone. If you knew the effect of testosterone on the male body, you would know that you get hard ons like a little kid. where abouts you live? Im just kinda curous what slum you crawled out from. I think ill need my white trash friend deca to help me on this one. hahah, seriuosly man, your a fast typer, but a sh*tty one at that!

[extreme22]

haaaaaaaaaa Lowstace ur such a retard man u need some help bro really you and your instant hardon to have such tool but come great responsibility young Lowstance remeber it is okay if you were droped on ur head as a child or ur mother played with ur balls we all have some kind of problems but s_hit nothing like what you and if your dad played with you thats why u are so f_ucken gay lol

[legobricks]

Around 6"3, y?

lowstace...how tall is your dad????

My dad can kick your dads azz!

Seriuosly man, what the hell does this have to do wtih anything?

[legobricks]

extreme22 if you look like your avvy I willp**** you so hard and eat your pu tang...i will

Just to let you know, if they are a female member, they will be in pink. unless you wanna eat extreme's ass.

[extreme22]

haaaaaaaa good one LegoBricks that guy is suck a retard man lol and ail G wanna be my girl would not touch u even if your Brad Pitt wanna be u and ur buck ass teeth and your little hard on screaming my daddy touched me lol