prob with "hard on" at work...HR wants talk to me ....

[lowstace]

cuz your 5'7(real small)imo bro.. if u say u r 5'7 online.... you r really 5'4 5'5 sorry man i see have a motorbike lol to mask for your height....... safe bro safe
I call truce i will fight some one my own sizes... ps what was your moms stage name... good night

[Carlos_E]

[legobricks]

AHAHAHAHA

Now that is funny man!

And where do you get that i am really 5'4" lowstace? That is an extremely dumb assumption IMO. And my mom's stage name was the same as your mom's, haha you think mother jokes offend me? But now youve run away and are no longer for us to pick on. Tisk tisk.

[extreme22]

haaaaaaa holy shit man yes bitch runned scared now lol

[legobricks]

cuz your 5'7(real small)imo bro.. if u say u r 5'7 online.... you r really 5'4 5'5 sorry man i see have a motorbike lol to mask for your height....... safe bro safe
I call truce i will fight some one my own sizes... ps what was your moms stage name... good night

Oh, and if i was 5'4" or around there, i wouldnt be able to ride cus i couldnt touch the ground. sooooo, how do you come up with this?

Where are you from?

[extreme22]

he is from trannies are us

[hottmarie]

guys I am in my 5 th week of 500mg of TEST-E and 40 mg of D-bol... I work in a office so i have to keep my shirt tuck in but if you guys remeber back to middle school...I have be caught with some major wood..its crazy I feel like i am 11 years old is there anything i can take to stop these hard ons its getting me in trouble....I have been trying the tuck under my pants but i have grown a little since middle school man...this is so crazy guys...if i get fired thet are gunna think i am a prev..or crazy...

I have an idea how to help...

[USfighterFC]

I have an idea how to help...

I'm sure you wont be that much help since he likes to get nailed in his ass from big hairy inmates

[gymnutt]

I have an idea how to help...

Just a guess.....hooked on phonics?

[Anna Bollick]

Tuck it securely underneath in tight panties. Trust me... the restriction will help prevent spontaneous erections. Better yet is a little device that CDs and TSs make out of an old pair of stockings. It is easier to show than to describe, but here goes. From one stocking, cut off the top where the nylon is thicker. Think of this as the waistband. From the other stocking, cut off both the top and the foot. This is the crotch piece. Take the waistband and tie it around your waist in a knot that you can undo, so you can adjust later. Now remove the tied waistband. Bunch up the crotch piece into a loose ring. push one side of the waistband loop through the crotch piece and out the other side, so that half the waistband is on each side. Now stick your legs in through the loops of waistband. It is sort of like a super jock strap. Pull it up above your knees, reach behind your behind and pull your unit up between your cheeks, clench it in your crack, and pull the rig up. The waistband will support the crotch piece in front and will dip down into your butt crack and pull the crotch piece up tight from behind. Adjust the waistband knot for a good tight fit. Since you are not trying to totally conceal your genitals, don't worry about where your balls end up. A TS or CD will push them up the inguinal canal and wrap the empty scrotum around the penis and secure it with sports tape for a smoother profile, but you only want to prevent unneeded boners. Cover this rig, called a "gaff" in our community, with a tightpair of bikini panties for extra security.

When properly tucked, I never get an erection even on a couple grams of test a week. Of course, as soon as the gaff comes down or if I accidentally come untucked (when dancing or other similar activity) It springs to immediate hardness, so try to time your pee breaks for when you have time to stroke off and simmer down again.

You may find that your little symptom begins to fade at around week 8, but maybe not. Weeks 4 through 6 typically give you lots of raging boners for no apparent reason. Enjoy them while you can!

Love
Anna

[Carlos_E]

Tuck it securely underneath in tight panties. Trust me... the restriction will help prevent spontaneous erections. Better yet is a little device that CDs and TSs make out of an old pair of stockings. It is easier to show than to describe, but here goes. From one stocking, cut off the top where the nylon is thicker. Think of this as the waistband. From the other stocking, cut off both the top and the foot. This is the crotch piece. Take the waistband and tie it around your waist in a knot that you can undo, so you can adjust later. Now remove the tied waistband. Bunch up the crotch piece into a loose ring. push one side of the waistband loop through the crotch piece and out the other side, so that half the waistband is on each side. Now stick your legs in through the loops of waistband. It is sort of like a super jock strap. Pull it up above your knees, reach behind your behind and pull your unit up between your cheeks, clench it in your crack, and pull the rig up. The waistband will support the crotch piece in front and will dip down into your butt crack and pull the crotch piece up tight from behind. Adjust the waistband knot for a good tight fit. Since you are not trying to totally conceal your genitals, don't worry about where your balls end up. A TS or CD will push them up the inguinal canal and wrap the empty scrotum around the penis and secure it with sports tape for a smoother profile, but you only want to prevent unneeded boners. Cover this rig, called a "gaff" in our community, with a tightpair of bikini panties for extra security.

When properly tucked, I never get an erection even on a couple grams of test a week. Of course, as soon as the gaff comes down or if I accidentally come untucked (when dancing or other similar activity) It springs to immediate hardness, so try to time your pee breaks for when you have time to stroke off and simmer down again.

You may find that your little symptom begins to fade at around week 8, but maybe not. Weeks 4 through 6 typically give you lots of raging boners for no apparent reason. Enjoy them while you can!

Love
Anna

This sounds insane and completely ****in' painful.

[SwoleCat]

I just can't believe that he....ummm....she....well, f*ck whatever, actually wrote all of that out!

Detailed n shit.......

~SC~

[extreme22]

this is some sick shit bro oh i mean he-she lol

[SwoleCat]

Yeah, new word...

"broette"....



~SC~

[extreme22]

tell me

[Anna Bollick]

Well, the alternative is to just let it get hard when it wants to. A belt can hide it but when it goes soft and gets hard again, it must be readjusted. A jacket? A sweater? Those could help to conceal.

I can't imagine being fired for having a woody, though. WTF is everybody watching his crotch for, anyway?

Love
Anna

[Myka]

weird...you guys are talking about tucking your hard weiner in different angles...I guess Im just not flexible...cant imagine tucking it straight down or up...maybe up but not under my belt!

[stayinstacked]

he could just rub one off right before work, or run to the bathroom and bust one out. That will help the problem a little

[chest6]

Well, the alternative is to just let it get hard when it wants to. A belt can hide it but when it goes soft and gets hard again, it must be readjusted. A jacket? A sweater? Those could help to conceal.

I can't imagine being fired for having a woody, though. WTF is everybody watching his crotch for, anyway?

Love
Anna

ya exactly. I like the comparison earlier in the thread..r they gonna fire some woman with huge knockers? No. Let him walk around with a hard on like Ron Burgundy if he wants to.

[WelshWarrior]

Dude point your dick UP when it gets hard, don't let it stick straight out like it's giving directions.

Wear slacks and a dress shirt that doesn't tuck in. I always wore the big/loose button up dress shirts that are cut straight across the bottom w/slits on the side at the bottom. I hate tucking shit in, it's uncomfortable.

~SC~

SC - that's funny advice. You're going all paternal!!!

[extreme22]

hey lowstace listen bro if i was in your shoes i would use my hard rock dick for some good all them girls at ur work i would **** like a champ unlike you, i am thinking i need to ask you something does ur hard on come when u look at guys asses lol i would runmy game in there bro

[yourmom]

Just tell them that your having problem with a personal sexual situation. And that your taking meds to help it. They'll feel sorry for you, and let it go.

[hottmarie]

Just a guess.....hooked on phonics?

???????

[gymnutt]

???????

For "him" not you. Your grammar's exquisite.

[hottmarie]

oh...excellent

[*Narkissos*]

he could just rub one off right before work, or run to the bathroom and bust one out. That will help the problem a little

Til a co-worker slips on his jizz in the bathroom and he gets fired for reckless endangerment

[WHOADY4SHOADY]

Til a co-worker slips on his jizz in the bathroom and he gets fired for reckless endangerment

Ewww.

[63190]

Dude point your dick UP when it gets hard, don't let it stick straight out like it's giving directions.

Wear slacks and a dress shirt that doesn't tuck in. I always wore the big/loose button up dress shirts that are cut straight across the bottom w/slits on the side at the bottom. I hate tucking shit in, it's uncomfortable.

~SC~

I think you are describing a guayaverra or is it spelled guillavera? It's Mexican dress shirt. Ana knows about tamales, maybe Ana can spell it and then post up some links of what I'm talking about. Point is, they are dressy but meant to be untucked and cover your crotch. Just face it up every time you get wood and tuck it under your belt.

[Anna Bollick]

I think you are describing a guayaverra or is it spelled guillavera? It's Mexican dress shirt. Ana knows about tamales, maybe Ana can spell it and then post up some links of what I'm talking about. Point is, they are dressy but meant to be untucked and cover your crotch. Just face it up every time you get wood and tuck it under your belt.

That's GUAYABERA, Darling. It is considered a dress shirt in Mexico and most of Central America, though it is usually considered casual attire here in the US. In the Phillipines, there is a similar shirt (usually longsleeved, though) that is used as a dress shirt, that is also worn untucked. The classic guayabera is quite comfortable and handy, with the extra pockets. It doesn't do a great job of covering your crotch unless it is sort of too big for you. Mostly it is meant to cover big fat Mexican beer bellies.

What's wrong with a nice sportcoat?

So, it is either disguise/hide it, tuck it securely enough that it refuses to get hard until liberated, wear it out with sex or masturbation at every opportunity, or just let it be and explain that it is your medically prescribed cialis acting up, or try to consider it as an asset. But remember it will only be a problem for a few weeks at any rate.

Love
Anna