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[KrooC]

the elderly woman i kidnaped for tonights sacrafice almost escaped thru the basement window... that chinese hoe helped her out of her chains

[KrooC]

myka.... have u been driknin again?

[lucabratzi]

Im eating tuna/cottagecheese/oatmeal and drinking metamucil.......mmmmmm yum yum gimme sum

just got done with tuna and cottage cheese...onto my protein shake and sleep...

[KrooC]

i seen a movie the other day were dude bought a sex doll and he all slept with it and danced wit it

[KrooC]

id kill for some cottage cheese and chips

[KrooC]

the guy in the movie had issues tho....

[Taj Mahal]

http://money.cnn.com/magazines/business2/nextjobboom/

[Taj Mahal]

yuck, cottage cheese

[Taj Mahal]

who all still here?

[Taj Mahal]

Just fukk her, her feelings are collateral damage

[Taj Mahal]

7 Signs you have a Lousy Resume

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1. No Career Summary/Introductory Statement
Most hiring companies don't have time to match unspecified résumés to open positions, so lead off with a career summary or introductory statement that makes it clear what type of position you are seeking and why you are qualified for the job.

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2. Lack of Keywords and Phrases
To pass through a company's applicant tracking software, your résumé must contain the keywords and phrases it is screening for. These words are not the verbs stressed in paper résumés, but nouns such as job titles and technical skills.

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3. No Evidence of Your Experience
Your résumé should not merely list the jobs you've held; it should provide specific examples of how you achieved success. Résumé-writing professionals recommend using the PARS formula: Describe a Problem, the Action you took, the Results you achieved and Skills you applied.

[Taj Mahal]

4. Use of Personal Pronouns and Articles
With just two pages to sell yourself, make each word count. Write in a telegraphic style, eliminating all personal pronouns and articles like "the," "a" and "an." Removing the "I," "me" and "my" from your résumé not only frees up space, but creates a subliminal perception of objectivity.

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5. Irrelevant Information
Irrelevant information keeps the reader from seeing your selling points. Weigh each portion of your experience from the hiring company's perspective to decide what to include and what to emphasize. If you're applying for an engineering position, for example, don't devote a whole paragraph to your job as a camp counselor unless the position has elements that are transferable to the engineering job. And never include information about your marital status, personal situation, hobbies or interests unless they are relevant to the job for which you're applying.

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6. Poor Formatting
Unless you have no work experience or have held a number of different jobs in a short amount of time, a chronological résumé is the most effective. That means using the following order:

Header (your name, address, e-mail address and phone number)

Career summary, profiling the scope of your experience and skills

Reverse chronological employment history emphasizing achievements

Education

Since poor alignment, spacing and use of bolding and caps make a résumé hard to read, you may want to use a résumé template.

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7. Typos and Misspelled Words
From the would-be administrative assistant who claimed to be a "rabid typist" to the executive who boasted that he was "instrumental in ruining the entire operation," misspellings communicate that you have poor writing skills or a lackadaisical attitude. Proofread your résumé carefully and have several friends and family members read it as well.

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Last, remember that the purpose of your résumé is to communicate your experiences and accomplishments as they relate to an open position and to obtain a job interview. Because each situation is different, you should tailor your résumé to each opportunity.

[Taj Mahal]

La religion est la force qui sème le plus de discorde parmi les peuples.

[Taj Mahal]

You've never had it better, than when I was with you baby, so come back to Earth, let's drink some tea and smoke some herb

[Taj Mahal]

The trochanter is to the femur as tubercle is to the humerous

[Taj Mahal]

my bed time

[KrooC]

my computer bein junk... first time

[KrooC]

whorebag

[Taj Mahal]

yes sir

[KrooC]

*does roundhouse*

[Taj Mahal]

working fine for me

[KrooC]

i gota go rob the gas station

[KrooC]

get some f_ckin smokes and whiskey

[KrooC]

*does roundhouse*

got like 430 posts to go... long night

[KrooC]

" i get more butt than ash treys "

[KrooC]

....

[KrooC]

this post means nothing

[peump]

i can't trust the employees at the gym to watch my kid anymore.

[Taj Mahal]

oh no

[peump]

i came up with a solution though.

[Taj Mahal]

i can't trust the employees at the gym to watch my kid anymore.

tell the story

[peump]

i can leave her alone at the house now

[Taj Mahal]

im here to listen