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03-09-2007, 01:40 PM #113841
I really need to leave work
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03-09-2007, 01:42 PM #113842
yeah thats all BS jdm
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03-09-2007, 01:46 PM #113843
People today are being f*cking idiots
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03-09-2007, 01:46 PM #113844
whores
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03-09-2007, 01:49 PM #113845
assclowns
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03-09-2007, 01:55 PM #113846
why jdm, why?
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03-09-2007, 02:23 PM #113847
yo 23 viewing NO MOTHER****ING WHORING.
WEAK EFFORT WHORES----WEAK EFFORT
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03-09-2007, 02:26 PM #113848
Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR
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03-09-2007, 02:36 PM #113849
yeah like that guy who had a "clitorus" forming (his spelling)
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03-09-2007, 02:38 PM #113850
i love sweet potatoes
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03-09-2007, 02:43 PM #113851
i hate em
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03-09-2007, 02:45 PM #113852
i have ruined two lots of pasta today by walking off while its cooking and forgetting about it
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03-09-2007, 02:45 PM #113853
at this point.......everything is tasteless...... bland ass diet pre-competition food mother effer son of a
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03-09-2007, 02:47 PM #113854
Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
i do the same w egg whites...... then i smell something burning....& just shake my head like a retard......
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03-09-2007, 02:51 PM #113855
37p boiled away to mush.
i cant eat for the next week now
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03-09-2007, 02:53 PM #113856
hey snrf..... check this out --- I'm actually gunna go to the gym now-- you should try it sometime
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03-09-2007, 03:03 PM #113857
Originally Posted by getnjakked
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03-09-2007, 03:42 PM #113858
I just saw my truck, I will have it by next Friday.....................
They are putting the half fenders on along with some nice 6" reverse lights, a tool box and a cb radio so I can find out where all the road blocks are...
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03-09-2007, 03:46 PM #113859
Wait until it's all polished and cleaned up, it's gonna GLEAM.
Last edited by STYLE74; 03-09-2007 at 07:59 PM.
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03-09-2007, 03:47 PM #113860
tidy...keep away from them scummy coppers
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03-09-2007, 03:59 PM #113861
Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
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03-09-2007, 04:02 PM #113862
Rice is making me feel bloated
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03-09-2007, 04:05 PM #113863
Chicken went down nice but I think the extra cup of rice was a little too much
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03-09-2007, 04:10 PM #113864
I see you Doc, Schmidty, Style, stop lurking whores
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03-09-2007, 04:14 PM #113865
scummy copper = damned police officer
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03-09-2007, 04:15 PM #113866
this shit made me laugh, i just joined the facebook group
"Why taco bell might be better than sex"
- All of the tacos at taco bell taste good, unlike some other kind of 'tacos' you might encounter
- Waste case scenario: Diarrhea, not gonorhea
- Only in taco bell can it be heard "this white shit tastes awesome"
- Baja Blast just sounds a hell of a lot better than any other kind of 'blast'
- When you're done requesting what you'd like, they repeat it back to you to make sure they didn;t hear anytthing wrong and accidently turn quickly in an awkward position
- Teeth are a welcome commodity
- As opposed to one lousy orgasm (dudes) we can have numerous , cheezy riffic , guacomole satisfying chalupagasms all night long...in our mouth..
- Tacos are either hard or soft...there is no middleground..no embarassing moments
- Tacos taste and smell good.
Why sex might be better:
- Drunken sex = -1,000 calories. Drunken taco bell = approx. 34,564 calories.
- You don't have to spend money. (exceptions to those who cant get laid)
- Instead of driving anywhere, you can eat out from the comfort of your own home.
- Drunk and horny and taco bell leads to nowhere, especially when it coems to safe sex. Stay at home and drunkenly bone, where there are always safe-sex methods, like plastic wrap... you goddamn lush.
- Seconds and thirds don't cost money
How they are alike:
- A shortage of taco bell leaves you feeling blue, while a shortage of sex could make your balls blue.
- Depending on experience, sessions may last from 3 minutes to 4 hours, depending on level of drunkeness.
- All Taco Bell's always have those "slippery when wet" signs up. you know where im going with this one.
- You know those little turny knobby things were you put the quarter in? Well depending which little hole you hit, the prize may be huge or small.....
- Both require holes for enjoyment.
- Both have accesories for enhanced enjoyment.
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03-09-2007, 04:15 PM #113867
I guess I could whore alone..
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03-09-2007, 04:17 PM #113868
we dont get tacobel in england...thats probably why i lost 50 pounds when i left
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03-09-2007, 04:17 PM #113869
I was at a local thai joint for lunch, and the most f*cking annoying chick wouldn't shut her trap about her job and herself. I was sitting close to the front, next to the owner, and she randomly walks up and opens that slutty mouth of hers and didn't shut up until I left
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03-09-2007, 04:18 PM #113870
And when I left, I was stuck at a light about half a mile down and the whore is right next to me at a stop light, caking on her makeup
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03-09-2007, 04:18 PM #113871
And what f*cking made me almost gag my lunch was when the skank blew a little kiss at me
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03-09-2007, 04:19 PM #113872
I'm getting pissed just thinking about it
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03-09-2007, 04:21 PM #113873
</3 loudmouthed retarded bitches
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03-09-2007, 04:22 PM #113874
oh thats what that means. i guess chest doesnt love me anymore
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03-09-2007, 04:23 PM #113875
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03-09-2007, 04:25 PM #113876
UCLA got knocked off the Pac10 Tourney by Cal...what a joke
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03-09-2007, 04:26 PM #113877
Both the Bruins and the Lakers treading water in their anus
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03-09-2007, 04:27 PM #113878
Didn't hit 2k like I wanted to, I guess I'll have to go for it after my workout
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03-09-2007, 04:28 PM #113879
Whores Whores Whores Whores Whores Whores
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03-09-2007, 04:28 PM #113880
Whores Whores Whores Whores Whores
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