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    ive been standing for awhile

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    what makes a whore a whore do you think???

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    you dont have a chair by your computer chestly?

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    would u fight chuck norris if givin the chance?

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    I Cant Wait To See Rent

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    haha ya i do im just kiddin

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    I Would Fight Chuck Norris...

    It Would Be An Honor To Die At His Hands

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    StonedUser420: do you think total gym is a game!!!!
    LostStyles: ?
    StonedUser420: ur lucky chuck norris isnt here
    StonedUser420: hed roundhouse kick the shit outa you
    LostStyles: **** chuck norris
    LostStyles: nigga is so old.. his round house kick is now a karate chop to the legs
    StonedUser420: hes the most lethal man on the planet!
    StonedUser420: *runs to tell chuck*

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    LostStyles: go tell chuck i got my man mr. t
    StonedUser420: mr t will be the fool
    StonedUser420: iv seen chuck eat lightning

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    Loststyles Is Talkin That Shit Now...wait Till ChucK Comes Back From Destroying The Bird Flu

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    can you believe it?

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    Baby You Should Let Me Love You

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    chuck=puss

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    we should elect chuck for president

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    New Episode Of The Oc In 19 Hours

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    think you could take him chestly??? you dont even have a total gym

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    haahahahahahaha

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    hahahaha hed kick my ass..If i tried to tackle him hed prolly pull some weird move

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    chuck=puss


    BETRAYAL!!!!!!!


    NOW YOU MUST SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE TOTAL GYM WORKOUT

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    o shit only 19 hours

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    StonedUser420: lol or be chuck norris wit some glued on chest hair
    Taj Mahal216: someone shoulda did that
    Taj Mahal216: HAHAHAHAHA
    StonedUser420: i might do it anyway
    StonedUser420: tommorow
    Taj Mahal216: hahah
    StonedUser420: get a total gym t shirt
    Taj Mahal216: and that cool hat
    StonedUser420: and go to gold gym and laugh at the sissys
    StonedUser420: bust in and say im chuck norriss 4 time champion who wants to taste my shoe
    Taj Mahal216: (we're talking like this even out of the forum):-\
    StonedUser420: lol
    Taj Mahal216: lol
    StonedUser420: < is getting drunker
    Taj Mahal216: im completely sober, thats sad
    StonedUser420: nah
    StonedUser420: most people idolize chuck norris
    Taj Mahal216: of course
    Taj Mahal216: what was i thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    hahahaha hed kick my ass..If i tried to tackle him hed prolly pull some weird move


    ok, whew


    i knew you were a good guy

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    boy iv got a good read for you guys.... reachs into secret chuck stash.....

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    Dear Friends:

    I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. If I had fought and lost, that may not have been the case.

    Then I began thinking about Walker, Texas Ranger. Fortunately, Walker has been a top rated series for eight years and I thought it could probably have a successful ninth season, but then again maybe not. Anyway that is the reason I am ending Walker, Texas Ranger. I want the series to end as a winner. I know the let down of Walker being over will be very emotionally hard on me, just as it did when I retired as a fighter, but I did not stop doing my Martial Arts when I retired and I will not stop acting when Walker is over. I hope whenever my acting career goes that I will still have your support! As I have always believed, "When one door closes, a bigger one opens."

    God Bless you.

    Sincerely your friend,

    Chuck Norris

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    3am is nearing

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    that is sad KROOC, i hope the reunion episode is still on

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    i cant feel the lower half of my body

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    lmao

    << fear me

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrooC
    think you could take him chestly??? you dont even have a total gym
    LMAO..thats hilarious

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    Uncut Just Started On Bet, Ive Been Waiting All Night

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    theyv got a total gym 2 comming out so theirs hope yet chest... dont fret

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    why does he have everything while we have nothing... just look at that hair

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    Here Comes Mass And Hugeee Strength Gains!

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    Ooooh Yeah Im Back And Better Then Ever

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    Im Officially And Associate Member

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    Chestly: Here Comes Mass And Hugeee Strength Gains!
    your damn right just take a read...

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    whoo my dick is hard

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    sigh

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    was life ever so great???

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