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**MatrixGuy** · 11-22-2005, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by stocky121

i normaly have a pro/fat meal 10 minutes after cardio

but you could wait 45 minutes after and have a pro/carb

but i just carn't waitt that long

Neither could i!

What does your pro/fat meal usually contain, chicken and a slab of lard?

mmmmmm!

I just had some flax and a protein shake 10 mins after my cardio tonight, but now am fuvking starving!

***SPIKE*** · 11-22-2005, 05:05 PM

Who's in the hizzy

***SPIKE*** · 11-22-2005, 05:06 PM

Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy niggas

**chest6** · 11-22-2005, 05:08 PM

i wait that long...today i waited 35mins for my pro/carb

**Xtralarg** · 11-22-2005, 05:10 PM

3gpw is nice

**devil1** · 11-22-2005, 09:41 PM

........+1

**Xtralarg** · 11-23-2005, 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by devil1

........+1

= 4gpw.......very nice

**S.P.G** · 11-23-2005, 04:22 AM

welll

**S.P.G** · 11-23-2005, 04:23 AM

3,000 mo fos

**S.P.G** · 11-23-2005, 10:12 AM

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**spywizard** · 11-23-2005, 10:21 AM

dang... I'm still thinking of deleting this thread..

how many say yes

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 11:04 AM

Man finally after 2 days of this virus on my comp I"m back!!!

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 11:05 AM

And ready to whore

**S.P.G** · 11-23-2005, 11:08 AM

virus = pain in the back side

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 11:13 AM

I hate tren cough

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by S.P.G

virus = pain in the back side

Dude you're telling me. If it werent for that virus I think I might have hit 3k posts b4 you, LOL

RA · 11-23-2005, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

dang... I'm still thinking of deleting this thread..

how many say yes

That would be pretty funny. I think my post count would go down like 2400..

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 11:23 AM

Tonight is gonna be crazy

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

That would be pretty funny. I think my post count would go down like 2400..

Wait, if this thread is deleted the posts are lost??? I would just think that you can no longer post. That would be dumb wouldnt it????

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 11:24 AM

Either way Roid I can say I got something out of this thread. That I can deny

RA · 11-23-2005, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Jayhova16

Wait, if this thread is deleted the posts are lost??? I would just think that you can no longer post. That would be dumb wouldnt it????

If you delete the thread all those posts are gone then they are subtracted from your post count. If they lock it then you cant post anymore.

He was just kidding. Every board has a whore thread.

RA · 11-23-2005, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Jayhova16

Either way Roid I can say I got something out of this thread. That I can deny

Theres a lot of bumps and +1 bullshit but there is also some good dicussions on a lot of different topics. I myself have gotten to know several ppl just by whoring it up!

RA · 11-23-2005, 11:57 AM

Whoring it up!

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

I myself have gotten to know several ppl just by whoring it up!

Thats what I"m talking about. I have met a few good people on this thread.

**big an rich** · 11-23-2005, 12:11 PM

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RA · 11-23-2005, 12:16 PM

Your gay.

**MatrixGuy** · 11-23-2005, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Your gay.

I agree.

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 12:28 PM

Gotta run around and hit the gym too

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 12:29 PM

Dude why does everyone sweat Chuck?

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 12:34 PM

I'm out

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 12:34 PM

Oh wait!! 4 more to 2800

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 12:35 PM

three

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 12:35 PM

two more, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

***SPIKE*** · 11-23-2005, 12:37 PM

OK I'm done, ttyl fellas

RA · 11-23-2005, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

I agree.

Whats the deal with all the members and chick norris?? The field of dreams had less corn than his movies.

**Booz** · 11-23-2005, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Whats the deal with all the members and chick norris?? The field of dreams had less corn than his movies.

i fvckin hate chuck nobbiss

RA · 11-23-2005, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by booz

i fvckin hate chuck nobbiss

Hows life treatin ya today booz??

RA · 11-23-2005, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by booz

i fvckin hate chuck nobbiss

Hows life treatin ya today booz??

**Booz** · 11-23-2005, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Hows life treatin ya today booz??

another 12 hours at work mate,straight down the gym to hit shoulders wich was not really a good idea coz i hit chest yesterday and thats hurtin like fvck!the babys havin a nightmare today she aint stopped screamin so everyone is a bit tetchy!

apart from that everythin is dandy!how about you?

RA · 11-23-2005, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by booz

another 12 hours at work mate,straight down the gym to hit shoulders wich was not really a good idea coz i hit chest yesterday and thats hurtin like fvck!the babys havin a nightmare today she aint stopped screamin so everyone is a bit tetchy!

apart from that everythin is dandy!how about you?

I hate that. Your sore and have to work on a diff body part but you know its going to hurt....

The babys been screamin? Is it collick?(spelling?) Like sour stomach.