A foot long sausage up the Keister... Who am i? (hint: I'm Horse)

[UpstateTank]

Let it be known i only kill girl cats and then masturbate..what do you think i am, a fag?

LMFAO...i just fell to the flooor

[mousetraps]

haha funny thread

[Hunter]

Murilo I have only had two drinks my entire life one with my grandpa and one with my dad. Aren't I cool

[Panzerfaust]

See what i am talking about..2 ****ing pages already


I make a serious post saying i have cancer or some shit, and the ****er is at the bottom of the page..sick bastards.

[UpstateTank]

No worries, i only **** Oaks

I did bang a Persimmon tree once though but i was drunk...

ever try an arborvitae?

[UpstateTank]

See what i am talking about..2 ****ing pages already


I make a serious post saying i have cancer or some shit, and the ****er is at the bottom of the page..sick bastards.

didnt we know this all along?

[Hunter]

See what i am talking about..2 ****ing pages already


I make a serious post saying i have cancer or some shit, and the ****er is at the bottom of the page..sick bastards.

that is true and yet more people know foska then me how f*cked up is that?

[Panzerfaust]

It's nights like this that i think back to the days when i had 2-3 women on call whenever i wanted.

And i am in better shape these days...ain't love a bitch?

[Panzerfaust]

ever try an arborvitae?

Not my type.

[HORSE~]

Awsome thread dude your best to date!!!!!

[Hunter]

Yeah well I am out of a job after this summer now that sucks some serious ass

[Panzerfaust]

Yeah well I am out of a job after this summer now that sucks some serious ass

Tuesday is my last day working at the Dallas Cowboys..****ing blows..but that is consulting for you.

[Panzerfaust]

I am still thinking about those days...

One chick was cute and gave wonderful head...the other was a ****ing freak..the "scalp her hair of her head" pulling type freak...

How do you meet chicks if you don't go to clubs?

[Panzerfaust]

I am currently enjoying a nice Cuban cigar...

Wheni lived in TN i knew this Cuban chick that was from Miami and she hooked me up with good prices on Cuban cigars...

If you have never had one, you would shit yourself and the difference between them and the shit at the store.

No wonder they are Illegal

[Panzerfaust]

And how the **** doews Horse have more posts than me?

****er's been here 10 months...****ing whore.

[HORSE~]

And how the **** doews Horse have more posts than me?

****er's been here 10 months...****ing whore.

LOL after tonight you might just pull ahead of me.....

[STYLE74]

Peace OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT heading to the city to find some women.

Everyone have a great night!

-Style

[C_Bino]

Should I lock this now?

[Panzerfaust]

Peace OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT heading to the city to find some women.

Everyone have a great night!

-Style

You don't have to lie...it's ok to be gay...go get em tiger.

LOL

[Panzerfaust]

Should I lock this now?

Lock it and see what happens to you...

[HORSE~]

Should I lock this now?

NO!!!!!!!!!

[Panzerfaust]

Oh, hell..Narkissos is on the scene

[*Narkissos*]

+1

worst thread ever

[Panzerfaust]

If you are from Barbados..what the **** should we call you? A Barbadison?

Kinda like us, Americans, Brazilian, Japanese..

[Panzerfaust]

+1

worst thread ever

I agree but the way this place is, it will go for 10 pages

[Panzerfaust]

Ever been to the staes Nark?

[Panzerfaust]

Horse, you are from Houston...how far is it from Dallas?

[HORSE~]

Someone should change the title to the Drunk Texan thread......lol

[HORSE~]

Horse, you are from Houston...how far is it from Dallas?

About a 3 hour drive.......

[C_Bino]

If you are from Barbados..what the **** should we call you? A Barbadison?

Kinda like us, Americans, Brazilian, Japanese..

A son of a bitch

[BG]

Oh, and my g/f (ex girlfriend maybe, hell i don't know) hates me!

HAHAHAHHA Im with you buddy, thats why I didnt book those flights yet.

[HORSE~]

A son of a bitch

LMAO!!

[C_Bino]

I hope you guys like the lock. Now I can talk to myself in peace.

[*Narkissos*]

If you are from Barbados..what the **** should we call you? A Barbadison?

Kinda like us, Americans, Brazilian, Japanese..

A Barbadian.

But you could just call me uberhung.

[*Narkissos*]

I agree but the way this place is, it will go for 10 pages

True.. Imma add a couple posts to this one before i delete it

[Panzerfaust]

3hr drive huh?

Might have to make a trip to Houston..never been there before.


Big Guns:

**** it, lets hit Vegas by ourselves and split the cost

[C_Bino]

Ok you can have your fun again.

[*Narkissos*]

Ever been to the staes Nark?

Once... over a decade ago

[HORSE~]

OMFG the gayest title ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[Panzerfaust]

Bino...will you marry me?