A foot long sausage up the Keister... Who am i? (hint: I'm Horse)

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Yeah, but we don't say that out loud and is the reaon why you should teach your g/f BJJ.

I may like midjets but at least I've never been in a midget mans leg lock!!!

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

I would rather have Jennifer Connelly anyday..there is a difference between "gorgeous" and "i wanna **** your brains out".

Eh I just wanna have fun.

**Hunter** · 12-09-2006, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Yeah, but we don't say that out loud and is the reaon why you should teach your g/f BJJ.

I can cause I dont make eye contact so its not gay

**HORSE~** · 12-09-2006, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by mn_fighter

Sadly I spend more time between guys legs then any females but such is the life of bjj

Yip that post brought the gay back........

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:15 PM

I feel ghey all the sudden.....

**Hunter** · 12-09-2006, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by HORSE

Yip that post brought the gay back........

Horse dont even start or yeah I talked to your wife a few back nights back real sweet woman

**HORSE~** · 12-09-2006, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by mn_fighter

Horse dont even start or yeah I talked to your wife a few back nights back real sweet woman

That was Nark you noob.......

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 11:16 PM

You know why midjet sex is great. It makes my dick look bigger. And if she still bitches about the size of it I can just pick her up and through her out the window!!!

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by Yesevil

You know why midjet sex is great. It makes my dick look bigger. And if she still bitches about the size of it I can just pick her up and through her out the window!!!

HAahahahahahahhaha!!

**HORSE~** · 12-09-2006, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by Skullsmasher

I feel ghey all the sudden.....

This is male bonding at it best my freind.......

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by Yesevil

You know why midjet sex is great. It makes my dick look bigger. And if she still bitches about the size of it I can just pick her up and through her out the window!!!

You are a sick prick you know that?

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by HORSE

This is male bondage at it best my freind.......

Im not into that kinda thing Whorse, sorry.

**HORSE~** · 12-09-2006, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by Skullsmasher

Im not into that kinda thing Whorse, sorry.

Nark is though remember his last avy??

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by HORSE

Nark is though remember his last avy??

Ooooh yes. I remember all too well.

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

You are a sick prick you know that?

I'm just tryin to cheer you up buddy! And nothin cheers a man up faster than downin a 5th of scotch and crusing around lookin for midget play catch with!

***Narkissos*** · 12-09-2006, 11:25 PM

lmao

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:26 PM

Bringing this thread back to hetero status:

Shania Twain:

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:27 PM

Shania is smokin

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:28 PM

yea shes aight.

Not enough meat on her for my taste.

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 11:28 PM

I thought my posts were very hetero!! It not like I sayed I would like to take a trip down the midjet hershey highway.

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Skullsmasher

yea shes aight.

Not enough meat on her for my taste.

Fine, i will have her to myself while you feast on this meaty piece:

How's that for meat you roll packing mofo?

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:30 PM

I wish we could embed videos on the forum...

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:35 PM

Jessic Biel ruined Texas Chainsaw Massacre, she was so goddamn fine she was distracting:

NO NUDES!

***Narkissos*** · 12-09-2006, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by HORSE

Funny you should say that....

I have got a full size photo of you my little Narky poo....

Doing a double bie with nothing but your pretty pink panties on.....

I often find myself bending your picture over the sofa and snapping a few pic's as I causily slide my erect member in and out of your oh so intimint of areas until we both climax together.....

Then the next day when I am at the florist/hair salon that I own I can still spend some quality time with you by looking at those pic/s with my seed's of love dripping off of your lovely musculare back....

And I think to my self what a wonderful world (sang by Ray Charlies in my head)

Speaking of that it is about time for tonight session are you ready lover??

If this doesnt bring the gay back to this thread then nothing will.......

This is SICK!

Sickly arousing that is...

***Narkissos*** · 12-09-2006, 11:39 PM

[quote=muriloninja]

NO NUDES.

rawr

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Fine, i will have her to myself while you feast on this meaty piece:

How's that for meat you roll packing mofo?

Much better

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:43 PM

Jessica Biel should be banned from making movies..she is to distracting...seriously i will never forget the first time i saw TCM, it kinda pissed me off because she was so fine in her white tank top running around that it distracted me.

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:45 PM

She if fine as ****. Have you seen the illusionist?

Awesome movie

**spywizard** · 12-09-2006, 11:50 PM

is this gay thread still going??

**spywizard** · 12-09-2006, 11:51 PM

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:51 PM

I am sorry but I cannot get over this chick

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by Skullsmasher

She if fine as ****. Have you seen the illusionist?

Awesome movie

No, i have not seen it yet, might wait until it comes out in the $1 theater.

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:54 PM

its a good ass movie man, you'll see.

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:54 PM

SkullSmasher:

She is pretty fine but not drop dead gorgeous IMO. Just something you wanna stuff your dick in 5-20x and then leave.

Now Jennifer Connelly, Shania or Jessica Biel is what i would want to bone for life.

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

SkullSmasher:

She is pretty fine but not drop dead gorgeous IMO. Just something you wanna stuff your dick in 5-20x and then leave.

Now Jennifer Connelly, Shania or Jessica Biel is what i would want to bone for life.

Hell no!!

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:55 PM

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**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by Skullsmasher

Hell no!!

I like a total package, where with your chick it seems she has a thick ass and that is what you dig no?

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:58 PM

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**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

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