A foot long sausage up the Keister... Who am i? (hint: I'm Horse)

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Why would growing up a pussy be a bad thing?

Think about...

You could touch yourself and cum.

You'd have a CLIT!!!

Gatdamned.

You think like a ****ing genius...i agree.

If i were Shania Twain or Jennifer Connelly i would stay in doors ****ing myself all day long.

**Hunter** · 12-09-2006, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

I have played guitar for 92' and almost went to the Atlanta Institue of Music (AIM) but changed my mind at the last minute. All of Metallica's music is solid from a musical sense...St. Anger was absolutely horribly produced..ugh!

Rick Rubin is at the helm of their next one and it should sound good...

Metallica has always been a Live band...they sound 100x better live and i swear to god they are the loudest band i have ever heard in my life and i have seen alot of bands live (IE: Ozzy, Pantera, Sepultura, Soulfly, Sevendust, Type O Negative to name a few)

Great band right there

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by Yesevil

Someone smashed me in the head with a vodka bottle once...that's I'm 26 and I am still in the 9th grade.

Oh shit bro....sorry!!

Actually, that is quite a coincidence you mention somethng like that. I did have a story behind my name actually. My frinds and I were camping and these guys were bullshitin with us then they end up callin my friend a nigger and makin fun of him smokin newports so they end up fighting, the guys leave, then they brign back shotguns, they point em at my friends but never shot, they ended up puttin em down and my friend took em all and threw em in the lake then they all beat the shit out of my friend as I am wrsetlin one guy on the ground, then they start comin at my friend again with a baseball bat so I jump off that guy and they all get up and just start talkin shit, then this guy comes from behind and blasts my friend in the head with a huge log so I grabbed a boons bottle and walked behind him and blasted him in the skull with it (Hence "Skullsmasher"). **** it he deserved it, i felt liek I had to do that to protect him and I mean they had guns so **** em, right? I wish we couldve all fought like men but I think I did what was right.

My friend saw the guy after the cops came and said his skin on his forhead was "moved over" whatever that means lol.

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 10:44 PM

Well, I'm outof here, good luck with your problems, I'll make a little froggy squeal for you though!!!

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Why would growing up a pussy be a bad thing?

Think about...

You could touch yourself and cum.

You'd have a CLIT!!!

Gatdamned.

shit I already touch myself and cum Im so damn sexy lol.

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

I have played guitar for 92' and almost went to the Atlanta Institue of Music (AIM) but changed my mind at the last minute. All of Metallica's music is solid from a musical sense...St. Anger was absolutely horribly produced..ugh!

Rick Rubin is at the helm of their next one and it should sound good...

Metallica has always been a Live band...they sound 100x better live and i swear to god they are the loudest band i have ever heard in my life and i have seen alot of bands live (IE: Ozzy, Pantera, Sepultura, Soulfly, Sevendust, Type O Negative to name a few)

I am into death metal too, deicide, morbid angel, cephalic carnage dying fetus.

I have played the guitar for abotu 8 yearws but lifting has alwasy been more interesting and rewarding for me.

their producer was who ruined them, seriously.

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 10:47 PM

To keep this thread heterosexual:

Jennifer Connelly (IMO she is drop dead gorgeous):

I swear to god she is absolutely stunning from her eyes to her hair...my god:

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by Skullsmasher

Oh shit bro....sorry!!

Actually, that is quite a coincidence you mention somethng like that. I did have a story behind my name actually. My frinds and I were camping and these guys were bullshitin with us then they end up callin my friend a nigger and makin fun of him smokin newports so they end up fighting, the guys leave, then they brign back shotguns, they point em at my friends but never shot, they ended up puttin em down and my friend took em all and threw em in the lake then they all beat the shit out of my friend as I am wrsetlin one guy on the ground, then they start comin at my friend again with a baseball bat so I jump off that guy and they all get up and just start talkin shit, then this guy comes from behind and blasts my friend in the head with a huge log so I grabbed a boons bottle and walked behind him and blasted him in the skull with it (Hence "Skullsmasher"). **** it he deserved it, i felt liek I had to do that to protect him and I mean they had guns so **** em, right? I wish we couldve all fought like men but I think I did what was right.

My friend saw the guy after the cops came and said his skin on his forhead was "moved over" whatever that means lol.

Dude!! I think I might have been the guy you smashed with the bottle!!! It's cool though. I'm the biggest 9th grader in school!

***Narkissos*** · 12-09-2006, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

You think like a ****ing genius...i agree.

If i were Shania Twain or Jennifer Connelly i would stay in doors ****ing myself all day long.

Hell yea.

I'd masturbate to pictures of me fuking myself too.

mmmmmmmm betsy

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 10:49 PM

Jaime KOEPPE > ANY OTHER WOMEN IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!

***Narkissos*** · 12-09-2006, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

To keep this thread heterosexual:

Jennifer Connelly (IMO she is drop dead gorgeous):

I swear to god she is absolutely stunning from her eyes to her hair...my god:

I'd do her.

And take pics of me doing it.

So i could take them home... blow them up.

Create a latex model of her..

Stick the pics on.

And do her again.

Dang.. i sound like Whorse

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by mn_fighter

Great band right there

Damn right, they are my absolute favotire behind Metallica because they actually have talent and don't have to go balls to the wall (distortion) the whole time.

I was sad when Clint Lowery left the band though

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 10:52 PM

Anybody watch that show "Little People Big World?" That midjet mom is my dream girl. That's not really a MILF, I guess she would be a MMILF (Midjet Mom I'd Like To Fvck)!

**QuieTSToRM33** · 12-09-2006, 10:52 PM

whores ... all of you

***Narkissos*** · 12-09-2006, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Dang.. i sound like Whorse

Whorse= Horse the whore

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 10:53 PM

NO THONG PICTS!

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 10:54 PM

Holy Shit, 12 memeber viewing...

***Narkissos*** · 12-09-2006, 10:54 PM

I think imma go to bed...

This is a sausagefest

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by Yesevil

Anybody watch that show "Little People Big World?" That midjet mom is my dream girl. That's not really a MILF, I guess she would be a MMILF (Midjet Mom I'd Like To Fvck)!

I have seen it you sick ****...

One positive thing being with a midget is that she would'nt have to get on her knees to suck your cock.

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33

whores ... all of you

I'm sorry. But once I start thinkin about froggin and hot midgets I just can't stop myself

***Narkissos*** · 12-09-2006, 10:56 PM

Wait a minute.. Skull redeemed the thread

Let the sausage bandwagon continue

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 10:57 PM

C'mon thebritskie..say something...

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by Skullsmasher

NO THONG PICTS.

Those chicks would be really smokin if they were about 3 feet shorter and had sausage fingers.

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 10:58 PM

I can only do so much, wheres the ladies when you need them.....at a site dedicateed to steroids lol.

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by Yesevil

Those chicks would be really smokin if they were about 3 feet shorter and had sausage fingers.

Lmao.

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by Yesevil

Those chicks would be really smokin if they were about 3 feet shorter and had sausage fingers.

Go jerk off you pansy..

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:04 PM

For Yesevil:

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Go jerk off you pansy..

Thanks for the Booty call!

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:06 PM

damn she is pretty hot. I wanna poke a small toothpick into her fingers, rip them off and eat them.

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by Skullsmasher

My god, she looks like she would **** your brains out and steal your soul...

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:07 PM

@ Yesevil making that pic his Avatar...

**guest589745** · 12-09-2006, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

My god, she looks like she would **** your brains out and steal your soul...

My soul would be a small price to pay for an ass like that.

**Hunter** · 12-09-2006, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

My god, she looks like she would **** your brains out and steal your soul...

no man anderson silva has steal you soul eyes

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Skullsmasher

My soul would be a small price to pay for an ass like that.

I would rather have Jennifer Connelly anyday..there is a difference between "gorgeous" and "i wanna **** your brains out".

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 11:10 PM

Me and my Boo!!!!!!!!!!
She's got me straight tripin!!!

**Panzerfaust** · 12-09-2006, 11:10 PM

Thankx guy's...

I can honestly say i am enjoying this sick/twisted/porn star thread....

**HORSE~** · 12-09-2006, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

I'd do her.

And take pics of me doing it.

So i could take them home... blow them up.

Create a latex model of her..

Stick the pics on.

And do her again.

Dang.. i sound like Whorse

Funny you should say that....

I have got a full size photo of you my little Narky poo....

Doing a double bie with nothing but your pretty pink panties on.....

I often find myself bending your picture over the sofa and snapping a few pic's as I causily slide my erect member in and out of your oh so intimint of areas until we both climax together.....

Then the next day when I am at the florist/hair salon that I own I can still spend some quality time with you by looking at those pic/s with my seed's of love dripping off of your lovely musculare back....

And I think to my self what a wonderful world (sang by Ray Charlies in my head)

Speaking of that it is about time for tonight session are you ready lover??

If this doesnt bring the gay back to this thread then nothing will.......