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  1. 02-01-2007, 10:36 AM #1
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    Fastest way to get arrested on an airplane...

    Take your laptop out and open this page
    http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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  2. 02-01-2007, 10:40 AM #2
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    OMFG!!! That is too funny.
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  3. 02-01-2007, 10:41 AM #3
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    lmao i woudnt be supirsed if somone hasnt done that
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  4. 02-01-2007, 10:50 AM #4
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    rofllmao.......that's funny
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  5. 02-01-2007, 11:07 AM #5
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    OMG......that is too funny
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  6. 02-01-2007, 11:09 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by big L 17
    lmao i woudnt be supirsed if somone hasnt done that
    trust me... Been done.

    I just pull that out when I have to sit next to a passenger that just won't shut up.... THAT, shuts them up.
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  7. 02-01-2007, 12:04 PM #7
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    lol!
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  8. 02-01-2007, 12:22 PM #8
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    Rofl.......rofl.......rofl....rofl...
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  9. 02-01-2007, 01:05 PM #9
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    Good one
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  10. 02-01-2007, 01:15 PM #10
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    !!!!

    The annoying bitch sitting next to me post #15!

    Jk, man. I'm sure 90% of the people here didn't see it.
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  11. 02-01-2007, 04:20 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI
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    The annoying bitch sitting next to me post #15!

    Jk, man. I'm sure 90% of the people here didn't see it.
    pssssst people just like me more what can i say
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  12. 02-01-2007, 04:30 PM #12
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    set up a script, so that starts when you open it at the security checkpoint.. "Could you turn that on please" ... sure..
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  13. 02-01-2007, 05:53 PM #13
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    ROFL...oh man that would be really bad.

    They dont fvck around at the airport

    When I was like 12 I decided to be a smartass...

    When they ask you "Has anyone tampered with or had your luggage" or sumthin like that that everyone never listens to and shakes their head no

    I was like now that I think of it..and the lady started FREAKING on me and i got the death stare from my teacher (it was a field trip kinna thing)

    Lol...anyway..carry on
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  14. 02-01-2007, 05:56 PM #14
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    i believe that was actually posted yesterday or the day before.

    or just lit a cigarrette like in sexy beast. ( if you havent seen that film. you must)
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  15. 02-02-2007, 12:34 AM #15
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    just say "Hi" to you freind Jack.... HI Jack
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    just say "Hi" to you freind Jack.... HI Jack
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  17. 02-05-2007, 07:56 PM #17
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  18. 02-06-2007, 04:46 PM #18
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    This is too funny
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  19. 02-06-2007, 04:58 PM #19
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    only a matter of time b4 they arrest you
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  20. 02-06-2007, 05:00 PM #20
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    That made my day
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  21. 02-06-2007, 05:35 PM #21
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  22. 02-06-2007, 06:39 PM #22
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    im going to do that.

    u know when your cruising your laptop on the plane and youve got a nosey neighbor, just open that for the first few seconds, minimize it, look over at them and creepily smile...
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  23. 02-07-2007, 07:32 AM #23
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    well if you want to beat it, just stand up and scream allah akbar and throw your cell phone at the flight attendant.
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  24. 02-07-2007, 08:12 AM #24
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    lol...i would love to see the reaction of the person that is sitting next to you when you open that up!
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  25. 02-07-2007, 01:48 PM #25
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    Holy shit Igota try that
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  26. 02-07-2007, 02:17 PM #26
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    lol, that is great. You know some idiot is going to do that as a joke and get tasered or some crap
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