'Official Postwhore Thread'

**G4R** · 08-03-2008, 10:46 PM

Ugh... tired but can't sleep

**G4R** · 08-03-2008, 10:49 PM

Looks like the Greg Valentino story is coming on in 10min on TLC.... maybe I will watch that again....

**G4R** · 08-03-2008, 10:53 PM

I wanna buy a monkey.... maybe a baboon, or spider monkey.... I want one to ride along in my golf cart with me..... throw poop at the neighbors as they drive by.....

**Nicotine** · 08-03-2008, 11:09 PM

i watched it earlier today

im in bed beside carl, watching it, while on my laptop.

**G4R** · 08-03-2008, 11:15 PM

Might as well whore out at least 7 more posts to get my 1000th post...

**G4R** · 08-03-2008, 11:17 PM

4 more...

**G4R** · 08-03-2008, 11:20 PM

3 more...

**G4R** · 08-03-2008, 11:22 PM

2 more...

**G4R** · 08-03-2008, 11:24 PM

1 more....

**G4R** · 08-03-2008, 11:26 PM

Well hot dog...... 1000 posts, odd, I don't FEEL any different.....

**Skully44420** · 08-03-2008, 11:47 PM

any whores around?

**Nicotine** · 08-03-2008, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by going4ripped

Well hot dog...... 1000 posts, odd, I don't FEEL any different.....

it's probally diet related. head over to the diet section :P

**Auss11e** · 08-04-2008, 02:51 AM

You Rang?

**BlInDsIdE** · 08-04-2008, 03:48 AM

whoooores

**Ernst** · 08-04-2008, 04:34 AM

I know you are, but what am I?

**DSM4Life** · 08-04-2008, 04:34 AM

meow

**BlInDsIdE** · 08-04-2008, 06:09 AM

gaaangstaaaaa

**Dukkit** · 08-04-2008, 06:10 AM

hustla!!!

**mackerz** · 08-04-2008, 06:12 AM

dukk u have great determination....it was hard using these whores to get to 100 posts but u have racked up 1000s.... brilliant!!

**Ernst** · 08-04-2008, 06:23 AM

Okay, I totally stole this, but I thought it was funny.

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
2 to say that they have allready saw this post and its "old stupid *****".

**mackerz** · 08-04-2008, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Okay, I totally stole this, but I thought it was funny.

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
2 to say that they have allready saw this post and its "old stupid *****".

lol not bad mate...........

**BlInDsIdE** · 08-04-2008, 06:35 AM

hahah

**KatsMeow** · 08-04-2008, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Okay, I totally stole this, but I thought it was funny.

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
2 to say that they have allready saw this post and its "old stupid *****".

Funny!

**Dukkit** · 08-04-2008, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by mackerz

dukk u have great determination....it was hard using these whores to get to 100 posts but u have racked up 1000s.... brilliant!!

haha thanks bro. it passes time when im supposed to be working.

**Dukkit** · 08-04-2008, 07:18 AM

how are all you lovely ppl this sunny day? i had a wonderful weekend. i drove over 300 miles in 2 days and visited some old friends and family. met some beautiful women. it was highly enjoyable i must say

**Dukkit** · 08-04-2008, 07:27 AM

fine, dont talk to me. ill talk to myself

**Dukkit** · 08-04-2008, 07:28 AM

yo, sooo, mr dukkit, how are you today? did you have an enjoyable weekend??

**Dukkit** · 08-04-2008, 07:29 AM