'Official Postwhore Thread'

[smokeyd]

i was sittin here thinking you have a very full weekend and i was starting to feel lazy cause i prob wont do shit but might put breaks and oil/trans filter in my daily driver

[Dukkit]

i was sittin here thinking you have a very full weekend and i was starting to feel lazy cause i prob wont do shit but might put breaks and oil/trans filter in my daily driver

haha

yea, it does look busy and im broke. my friends were giving me gas money. but i really just dont feel like doin all that. sometimes i like a weekend of nothing ya know.

i want to read. work on my bulking diet. go buy some groceries and get plenty of rest cuz im hittin up this new workout regimen next week that will wear me out. lol

[smokeyd]

sweet ass what you got planned for your workout? i like going shopping and cooking now, except the part were you gotta pay them and then the cleaning up part of cooking

[smokeyd]

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.


IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas City


IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.


IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled , she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS



IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.


IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi


STAY ALERT!

They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE

[Dukkit]

^^^ haha. i have read some of those before. but still funny.

[smokeyd]

well shit dukki im out bro, have a good weekend and shoot me a text if you get board but i doubt you do with all that shit goin down lol, be safe bro!

[wilson9d]

what up rana. havent seen you arround in a while.

[KatsMeow]

is anybody around?

[Skully44420]

damn no whoring in over 1 1/2 hours?

[GT2]

ahhh the life of a whore...

[Dukkit]

whores. just stoppin in before bed. got a long weekend ahead of me and im already beat.

nothin but luv for all you lil itty bitty whores.

[AnimalGear]

Hey whores...AG checkin' in to the whore house


just got back home to madtown!

[FREAK]

yo yo yo

[FREAK]

wtf?

[Skully44420]

waiting and waiting longer for my workout partner to get here

[RangersLTW]

What up ppl?

[Chitown Raider]

What's up Whores?

[kloter1]

tags?

[kloter1]

can u drink winny?

[RangersLTW]

I read that you could

[Johnny_Rotten]

Hey Whores.

[Johnny_Rotten]

Shunned.

No whoring tonight?

[kloter1]

wow noone is in here

[Skully44420]

this thread is dead even for it being a weekend

[KatsMeow]

hey guys!

[RuhlFreak55]

i've not whored in days

[Skully44420]

sup ruhl...where you been man?

[RuhlFreak55]

i been movin and stuff......and not tomorrow it's off to dallas for a while......

[Skully44420]

oh yeah forgot about the move...have fun in Dallas man....lucky fvck

[RuhlFreak55]

Yeahhh buddayy

[RangersLTW]

Dam ho's! Always pimpin, I hope ya'll wrap that thing with a ajax coated latex

[MASTER]

bored...

[DSM4Life]

[RuhlFreak55]

bored

[RangersLTW]

What have all of you been doing today!

[RuhlFreak55]

nothin....unpackign

[RangersLTW]

What you moving to Dallas for?

[RuhlFreak55]

got legz for monday at metroflex....should be insane.....i may not survive lol....i'll die in the a pile of iron....talk about glory, wish me luck on this'n

[RangersLTW]

What is metroflex? I'd rather die under the weights

[RuhlFreak55]

metroflex is ronnie coleman's gym!!!!!!!