'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

and when i was thinking about this earlier i realized.......nice guys really do finish last.....the nicer you are the worse you finish

but didn't you say you never ask girls out at all...and you only asked this one out once she had a bf...so maybe there are ways you could improve your odds, know what I mean.

btw I'm a nice guy in real life

[Kratos]

What up what up what up........

what up mex
not much, about to leave work and go fight the law
ruhl is complaining he doesn't get any

[mex83]

NICE GUY here too until you get on your bad side.... once you on my bad side there is no way you will get on my good side.... unless there is some booty giving up happening.... lol

[scibble]

so busy lately, i'm just in and out, in and out....

(haha...that's what she said)

[Skully44420]

hey..not too much. watching my drunk roommate trying to assemble furniture.
she just used a samurai sword to open plastic haha

hahaha i remember the good times of being drunk doing stupid shit.

[mex83]

what up mex
not much, about to leave work and go fight the law
ruhl is complaining he doesn't get any

Sup man..... im starting to shrink lol..... woooo hooo....


Yeah you better get taken that care of man.... you dont want to fawk around with them pigs and judges who are just pigs with dresses on lol.

Ruhl....... NO COMMENT!!!!

[mex83]

hahaha i remember the good times of being drunk doing stupid shit.

I never got that drunk once for my 22nd bday i did get really drunk and I had to puke.... I ran to the back of the garage to puke and there was these two guys giving eachother a blowjob lol... I just said EWWWW and then I puked all over them lol... I felt so much better after.

[RuhlFreak55]

but didn't you say you never ask girls out at all...and you only asked this one out once she had a bf...so maybe there are ways you could improve your odds, know what I mean.

btw I'm a nice guy in real life

naw when i asked her out there was no boyfriend

[scibble]

why did you say EWWWWWW, was that "before"?

[scibble]

so i went back to the sex shop because my wife was so happy with the vibrating cc ring, but it has a battery life of like fifteen minutes

[mex83]

why did you say EWWWWWW, was that "before"?

yeah i was trying to say ewwww get a room but i didnt finish my sentence lol. I just puked alllll over them lol.... they started screaming like lil bitchez too lol.

[Skully44420]

why did you say EWWWWWW, was that "before"?

LOL i was thinking the same thing

[scibble]

i wanted to make her even HAPPY-er! this is the shop where the lady was talking to these regular "customer" loitering hang out guys about her ex-boyfriend who still loves to come over and eat her ass, "he eats a good ass" , LOL

[Reed]

Sup hoes

Sup scibble
Sup Ruhl
Sup Mex
Sup Kratos

[mex83]

so i went back to the sex shop because my wife was so happy with the vibrating cc ring, but it has a battery life of like fifteen minutes

I am hooking up with this hot black marine sunday he wants to experiment lol... so im going to pop his cherry. I wonder if I should take some clen before so I can get all sweaty and have a good cardio work out lol.

[Dukkit]

ewwww

[mex83]

LOL i was thinking the same thing

read my reply

[Dukkit]

Sup hoes

Sup scibble
Sup Ruhl
Sup Mex
Sup Kratos

guess that was my sup

[RuhlFreak55]

Sup hoes

Sup scibble
Sup Ruhl
Sup Mex
Sup Kratos

what up

[scibble]

so i saw some of these regulars, this time a couple of guy Mexican dudes, who were very cool. yeah, at least they spoke english and this one white dude who was a customer was voluntarily helping me "shop". so he gets this mex dude over and says "help this guy find your lube"; he was some kinda lube expert

[mex83]

i wanted to make her even HAPPY-er! this is the shop where the lady was talking to these regular "customer" loitering hang out guys about her ex-boyfriend who still loves to come over and eat her ass, "he eats a good ass" , LOL

Wooooooow lol now talk about word of mouth advertisment lol.

[Reed]

read my reply

I think I came in at the wrong time..... haha

[mex83]

Sup hoes

Sup scibble
Sup Ruhl
Sup Mex
Sup Kratos

What it do baby boo

[Skully44420]

ewwww

+1 lol

[scibble]

whats up reed, r, mex, and my good-for-nothing coach ! eeeeh-ptoooooey! LOL

[calgarian]

so busy lately, i'm just in and out, in and out....

(haha...that's what she said)

who is she????

[Reed]

What it do baby boo

Just chilling, hows the diet going, spoil yourself over the labor day cause I know I did

[scibble]

so this gay guy and this white dude are helping me decide on a lube...

[Kratos]

I think I'd rather get done up the butt by mex than our legal system...Off to the court house...should I bring my own razor blade dildo?

[mex83]

so i saw some of these regulars, this time a couple of guy Mexican dudes, who were very cool. yeah, at least they spoke english and this one white dude who was a customer was voluntarily helping me "shop". so he gets this mex dude over and says "help this guy find your lube"; he was some kinda lube expert

Bro nothing better than Gun Oil that shit will last a long time and your dick will just slip right through..... thats what I use when I am the bottom and I have someone that has a big dick..... trust me it works best of all its water based.

[calgarian]

I never got that drunk once for my 22nd bday i did get really drunk and I had to puke.... I ran to the back of the garage to puke and there was these two guys giving eachother a blowjob lol... I just said EWWWW and then I puked all over them lol... I felt so much better after.

where the hell u get all these stories its hilarious man

[scibble]

to go with this huge machine i'm getting for my wife...who never used toys before.

so i'm asking the lady at the counter, this fat broad, where's a nice place in town to hang out on a fri, sat night? and she says i dont' know, i never go out. i'm thinking, yeah i can guess why, LOL

[mex83]

I think I came in at the wrong time..... haha

oh come on lol... I have to put up with you guys talking about girls and shit you cant stand reading about puking lol... and two guys giving head..... n*gga please lol.

[mex83]

+1 lol

I expected better from you Skully what a shame......

[Reed]

Scibble not much hows it been going
I'm thinking Ruhl is pissed at me because of the comments the other night, it was tough love like you said.

[Skully44420]

Bro nothing better than Gun Oil that shit will last a long time and your dick will just slip right through..... thats what I use when I am the bottom and I have someone that has a big dick..... trust me it works best of all its water based.

TMI!!!

[RuhlFreak55]

to go with this huge machine i'm getting for my wife...who never used toys before.

so i'm asking the lady at the counter, this fat broad, where's a nice place in town to hang out on a fri, sat night? and she says i dont' know, i never go out. i'm thinking, yeah i can guess why, LOL

which machine?

[scibble]

so she says these guys (the mexican lovers) go to Trumans' bar, and they say yeah but it's a gay bar, but there are lots of straights there too and they have "shows". i never been to one of them places before...i wonder....maybe...

[RuhlFreak55]

Scibble not much hows it been going
I'm thinking Ruhl is pissed at me because of the comments the other night, it was tough love like you said.

i don't even remember......whatever it was u were prolly right anyway

[mex83]

Just chilling, hows the diet going, spoil yourself over the labor day cause I know I did

Diet is going great man and now with Clen wooo hoo.... im starting to see changes... havent weight myself though I want to wait til after week 2 then I will weight myself..... But I know its working cause my work out buddy has told me my belly is not that noticable as much as before...