'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Skully44420]

I think I'd rather get done up the butt by mex than our legal system...Off to the court house...should I bring my own razor blade dildo?

good luck kratos. i guess take some gun oil...thats what mex says

[calgarian]

to go with this huge machine i'm getting for my wife...who never used toys before.

so i'm asking the lady at the counter, this fat broad, where's a nice place in town to hang out on a fri, sat night? and she says i dont' know, i never go out. i'm thinking, yeah i can guess why, LOL

didnt u ask her u can take her out this satuday?




Then come here and tell us

"I did all for the nookie"

[mex83]

so this gay guy and this white dude are helping me decide on a lube...

Bro read my reply about lube....

[Skully44420]

I expected better from you Skully what a shame......

[Reed]

oh come on lol... I have to put up with you guys talking about girls and shit you cant stand reading about puking lol... and two guys giving head..... n*gga please lol.

No not just your comments but everyone else's it was kinda funny. You giving love to a sailor, scibble and his vibrator for his girl.

[mex83]

I think I'd rather get done up the butt by mex than our legal system...Off to the court house...should I bring my own razor blade dildo?

do you have a bubble butt lol I go crazy for bubble butts lol..... at least I will use lube to make the pain less lol good luck with them pigs.

[calgarian]

Diet is going great man and now with Clen wooo hoo.... im starting to see changes... havent weight myself though I want to wait til after week 2 then I will weight myself..... But I know its working cause my work out buddy has told me my belly is not that noticable as much as before...

you sure he notices ur belly only

Good work bro keep it up

[mex83]

where the hell u get all these stories its hilarious man

Its not stories its shit that happens to me lol.... real life drama..... I guess I do know TNT Lol.

[scibble]

who is she????

cal, it's just an expression/joke...there is no SHE there...

Scibble not much hows it been going
I'm thinking Ruhl is pissed at me because of the comments the other night, it was tough love like you said.

Ruhl's not that type, i don't think he's pissed, he's had worse from me....

which machine?

it s a vibrator...?!

[RuhlFreak55]

it s a vibrator...?!

u said big machine......they all have names

[mex83]

to go with this huge machine i'm getting for my wife...who never used toys before.

so i'm asking the lady at the counter, this fat broad, where's a nice place in town to hang out on a fri, sat night? and she says i dont' know, i never go out. i'm thinking, yeah i can guess why, LOL

You know she is SexyLips69 on the chatrooms and has a photoshoped picture of her face slimed down pasted over Angelina Jolies body lmfao.....

[scibble]

Bro read my reply about lube....

yeh, that's a good referral , i'll keep that in mind....

do you use protection with the dudes? don't wanna get the bug yknow

[Skully44420]

u said big machine......they all have names

hahaha i talk to this chick online that uses a wabbit. i seen it

[mex83]

good luck kratos. i guess take some gun oil...thats what mex says

All of the sudden I see Skully looking for it online and ordering a keg lmfao...... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!

Get the super size one it comes with a pump so you can get the right amount lol.

[scibble]

u said big machine......they all have names

yeah, this one is called The Anihilator!!!!! j/k

[Reed]

i don't even remember......whatever it was u were prolly right anyway

Yeah I was thinking it might have made things worse so I felt bad and my internet went down at the same time so I couldn't explain myself. So whats been up homie, hows the training and did you finally get the diet worked out or are we still waiting on Nova

Diet is going great man and now with Clen wooo hoo.... im starting to see changes... havent weight myself though I want to wait til after week 2 then I will weight myself..... But I know its working cause my work out buddy has told me my belly is not that noticable as much as before...

Good! Yeah don't even worry about the scale, go by what you look like, the scale ****s with my head, I sometimes obsess if I don't get at a certain weight. But everyone carries their weight different even if people are the same height. Glad to hear about some progress

[Skully44420]

All of the sudden I see Skully looking for it online and ordering a keg lmfao...... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!

Get the super size one it comes with a pump so you can get the right amount lol.

lmao!!! nope don't plan on needing any of that

[mex83]

No not just your comments but everyone else's it was kinda funny. You giving love to a sailor, scibble and his vibrator for his girl.

he is a marin not a navy guy lol and im not going to give him love I am going to **** him lol.... two wayyyyyyyyy different things...

[RuhlFreak55]

Bro nothing better than Gun Oil that shit will last a long time and your dick will just slip right through..... thats what I use when I am the bottom and I have someone that has a big dick..... trust me it works best of all its water based.

ummmm gun oil is not lube......they make plenty of lube that's especially just for anal.......why the **** wouldn't you use that. eros....astroglide.....wet.....they all make both oil and water based stuff.....

[scibble]

ive found craigslist is 99.9% spam. i've found three real (supposedly) people on there. one was a too-big black chick... one was this woman with a husband, but she de-emphasized that part...and the third had these "standards": can't be married, have to a one "this' large, then she evaluates, and you have to match the cuteness she's looking for .....

[mex83]

you sure he notices ur belly only

Good work bro keep it up

Its a she stupid lol and yeah she only notice the belly well that she told me.... She knows im gay

[mex83]

yeh, that's a good referral , i'll keep that in mind....

do you use protection with the dudes? don't wanna get the bug yknow

Always bro.... always use a jimmy.

[mex83]

hahaha i talk to this chick online that uses a wabbit. i seen it

Those are cute I have seen them too... they really do look like a rabbit lol.... they come in different colors too... I think the hot seller is the Pink one tough lol.

[Reed]

yeah, this one is called The Anihilator!!!!! j/k

he is a marin not a navy guy lol and im not going to give him love I am going to **** him lol.... two wayyyyyyyyy different things...

Oh god I did come in at the wrong time.

[mex83]

lmao!!! nope don't plan on needing any of that

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight dont worry bro ill keep it on the low low i do that for a few already i wouldnt mind doing it for someone else lol.

[scibble]

you'd think a navy guy would have more sea-men.

sorry, i couldn't resist...

[RuhlFreak55]

Yeah I was thinking it might have made things worse so I felt bad and my internet went down at the same time so I couldn't explain myself. So whats been up homie, hows the training and did you finally get the diet worked out or are we still waiting on Nova

trainin is good....i wanna start my cycle already though....deadlifted 545 for 2 yesterday......ok i guess but i wanna get to bein able to do triples with 600 here. Diet i'm just kinda rollin with, makin sure i'm eating enough and eating clean at the moment....need to get it figured out....maybe i'll do that this weekend since i'm not going home

hahaha i talk to this chick online that uses a wabbit. i seen it

hmm my website doesn't have that one.....what's it do?

yeah, this one is called The Anihilator!!!!! j/k

i think there's actually one called that....hmmm don't think they sell that one, it's just for ****ingmachines.com

[Skully44420]

Those are cute I have seen them too... they really do look like a rabbit lol.... they come in different colors too... I think the hot seller is the Pink one tough lol.

LOL she has a blue one i think....or was it purple? hmm can't remember

[scibble]

a marine should be better able to take an assault from the rear though, hehe

[scibble]

Ruhl,

tell Reed you're not pissed at him, OK?

[RuhlFreak55]

ohhh that wabbit thing is just a vibrator with the clit dealy on it......i was lookin at ****in machines

[Skully44420]

just search for wabbit vibrator on google ruhl LOL

[mex83]

ummmm gun oil is not lube......they make plenty of lube that's especially just for anal.......why the **** wouldn't you use that. eros....astroglide.....wet.....they all make both oil and water based stuff.....

I am talking about this gun oil not the one that you use for guns lol..... thts just the name of the lube.

[Skully44420]

ohhh that wabbit thing is just a vibrator with the clit dealy on it......i was lookin at ****in machines

LOL you were thinking it was a fullsize rabbit that did something didn't you?

[scibble]

ohhh that wabbit thing is just a vibrator with the clit dealy on it......i was lookin at ****in machines

don't DO IT ruhl....you'll get a girl! don't do it....it will affect your squats....

LOL jk jk

[RuhlFreak55]

I am talking about this gun oil not the one that you use for guns lol..... thts just the name of the lube.

oh......where the hell did you find that....*goes to look*

[Skully44420]

I am talking about this gun oil not the one that you use for guns lol..... thts just the name of the lube.

LOL i thought you were really talking about real gun oil too

[mex83]

Oh god I did come in at the wrong time. [/QUOTE]

Oh I forgot to say that this marine is married and has kids lol.

[Skully44420]

don't DO IT ruhl....you'll get a girl! don't do it....it will affect your squats....

LOL jk jk

[scibble]

i figured 10W40 'll do just as well LOL