'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

theres a band called sparta. and they suck

[Voland]

yet you listen to them?

[Dukkit]

yet you listen to them?

no you silly girl

i was at a concert and they were playin on the second stage. as i was walking around. i heard them and thats how i found out they suck. i have never listened to them since

[Dukkit]

so math chick flipped out on me fri night. so i had to ignore her all weekend till she apologized

[Voland]

That makes perfect sense. LOL

[Voland]

so math chick flipped out on me fri night. so i had to ignore her all weekend till she apologized

What excuse did she gave?

[Dukkit]

That makes perfect sense. LOL

somebody was in the special classes in school huh?

[Dukkit]

What excuse did she gave?

none really. just that i didnt think of things from her perspective. but then she was talkin to her best friend she said her friend made her realize that she was wrong and i was right.

[Voland]

somebody was in the special classes in school huh?

I was actually. They skipped me one whole year and i was special cos i was the yougest kid in the class. And the hottest.

[smokeyd]

morn-in whroes!!! i have had an epiphany yesterday, im not going to drink as much anymore

[Dukkit]

morn-in whroes!!! i have had an epiphany yesterday, im not going to drink as much anymore

ahhh!! the good ole... i shall not drink as much; pledge

good for you bro

[Voland]

none really. just that i didnt think of things from her perspective. but then she was talkin to her best friend she said her friend made her realize that she was wrong and i was right.

So you had an accomplice LOL. That's a smart move. An ally...I need more of those.

[Voland]

morn-in whroes!!! i have had an epiphany yesterday, im not going to drink as much anymore

hey Smokey

[Dukkit]

So you had an accomplice LOL. That's a smart move. An ally...I need more of those.

nah. i dont even know her best friend. lol. but i was right and she was just to stubborn to see that till her friend showed her.

[smokeyd]

ahhh!! the good ole... i shall not drink as much; pledge

good for you bro

yeah its been on my mind for a few weeks but finally got to me yesterday. i was on the verge of getting myself in some trouble. and well having a good time isnt worth it... anyways how was your week end bro

[smokeyd]

hey Smokey

voland whats crackin

[Dukkit]

yeah its been on my mind for a few weeks but finally got to me yesterday. i was on the verge of getting myself in some trouble. and well having a good time isnt worth it... anyways how was your week end bro

weekend was decent. hung out with the ex-pregnant chick on fri. i missed her. saturday a chick and i got a hotel room and sat in the hot tub all night. then sun i hung out with math chick.

overall.. it was nice

[Dukkit]

i drank a whole big bottle of wine and wasnt even buzzed on sat night.

but i was in the hot tub so i guess that burned it off

[Dukkit]

8200!!!!!

[smokeyd]

weekend was decent. hung out with the ex-pregnant chick on fri. i missed her. saturday a chick and i got a hotel room and sat in the hot tub all night. then sun i hung out with math chick.

overall.. it was nice

you missed her??? whats up with this revelation? are you semi baby daddy now since she is an actual mom?

[Dukkit]

you missed her??? whats up with this revelation? are you semi baby daddy now since she is an actual mom?

haha. nah, not at all. shes just a real nice chick and if she didnt already have a 5 year old and now she has a newborn, i wouldnt mind being with her.

[Voland]

So you wanna get buzzed for a cheap prize? Get the cheapest bottle of Lambrusco. Chicks loooove that wine. That wine has got me more chicks than mi looks hahaha

[smokeyd]

i drank a whole big bottle of wine and wasnt even buzzed on sat night.

but i was in the hot tub so i guess that burned it off

yeah i drank a 12 pack then realized they were going to stop selling beer and 5 min and ran my ass to the store and came back with another 12 pack, got up to go to church, (i know) sunday morning and had 3 beers in my cooler....

[Dukkit]

but we have talked about it and i want to start my own family and i cant do that with her. so we will never be together. but she is fun to be around so i missed chilling with her

[Dukkit]

yeah i drank a 12 pack then realized they were going to stop selling beer and 5 min and ran my ass to the store and came back with another 12 pack, got up to go to church, (i know) sunday morning and had 3 beers in my cooler....

[Voland]

You americans have a low tolerance for beers...I mean kid can legally drink that since they are 16 here. Its not even considered a real alcohol. LOL. Yeah we're a country of drunks (sad).

[smokeyd]

but we have talked about it and i want to start my own family and i cant do that with her. so we will never be together. but she is fun to be around so i missed chilling with her

better watch yourself, before you know it you could be settling for her... i know the mind does some crazy shit man especially when your ready to settle down

You americans have a low tolerance for beers...I mean kid can legally drink that since they are 16 here. Its not even considered a real alcohol. LOL. Yeah we're a country of drunks (sad).

i was hammered lol and i wouldnt fare well with yall because i would be trashed within a few hours of drinkin over there

[Voland]

but we have talked about it and i want to start my own family and i cant do that with her. so we will never be together. but she is fun to be around so i missed chilling with her

Dude. I need some advice. My girl. in a fun way and so, but still, asked my on sat. if you had a kid what name would you like for him? I just avoided the question with a "i'll see when that happens".
Is that a trick question or what?

[Dukkit]

Dude. I need some advice. My girl. in a fun way and so, but still, asked my on sat. if you had a kid what name would you like for him? I just avoided the question with a "i'll see when that happens".
Is that a trick question or what?

she just may be feeling you out to see if your looking to start a family SOMETIME. doesnt mean she wants it now or she even wants it with you. but girls like to have an idea as to whether or not someone they are seeing has some of the same dreams/goals in life as they do. and all girls want familys and crap. so just answer her. she cant force you into having a baby. so dont sweat it

[Voland]

i was hammered lol and i wouldnt fare well with yall because i would be trashed within a few hours of drinkin over there

No shame. That happens to anyone around the world. Except for our italians and greek cousins. They can match us pretty well. haha

[Dukkit]

considering i dont drink.... when i do.. it only takes a few for me.

but back in the day when i was like 16-19. i would drink a bottle of whiskey a night and wake up with no hang over. so i could drink. (thats the irish in me)

[Freakish]

Dude. I need some advice. My girl. in a fun way and so, but still, asked my on sat. if you had a kid what name would you like for him? I just avoided the question with a "i'll see when that happens".
Is that a trick question or what?

Congratulations!she's pregnant lol

On a side note,ive reached 300 yeah!without this thread id be nothing

[Voland]

she just may be feeling you out to see if your looking to start a family SOMETIME. doesnt mean she wants it now or she even wants it with you. but girls like to have an idea as to whether or not someone they are seeing has some of the same dreams/goals in life as they do. and all girls want familys and crap. so just answer her. she cant force you into having a baby. so dont sweat it

i'm 22, she's 19 how can she be thinking about family...I'd like one or two boys. When i'm over 30 (al least). And I do have some names on mind. But all girls hate them. They like horrible names. haha

[Voland]

Congratulations!she's pregnant lol

On a side note,ive reached 300 yeah!without this thread id be nothing

I pray all gods she's not!

[RuhlFreak55]

good lord.... market already wayyyy down for me

[Voland]

hey Ruhl!

[Dukkit]

i'm 22, she's 19 how can she be thinking about family...I'd like one or two boys. When i'm over 30 (al least). And I do have some names on mind. But all girls hate them. They like horrible names. haha

cuz thats how girls are. ive known way to many girls ive dated that were young as hell and wanted babies!! its just engrained in their genetic structure!!

[Dukkit]

I pray all gods she's not!

aww, your gonna have a little black baby!!
so cute!!!

[Dukkit]

good lord.... market already wayyyy down for me

mr ruhl.

how are you my friend

anything exciting happen this weekend?

did you receive your new toys?

[RuhlFreak55]

mr ruhl.

how are you my friend

anything exciting happen this weekend?

did you receive your new toys?

hmmmm exciting.....well the creek went up so high i couldn't leave till last night.....my truck is STILL ****in broken, kinda frustrated bout it....went and saw burn after reading, it was ok...very funny but ****ed up story

and the toys will not be here till tomorow