'Official Postwhore Thread'

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job!

[Kratos]

Most cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry.

they all must have an antenna or the signal couldn't get into the phone...in a lot of cases it's internal.

I have a friend who lives in the sticks and has to put a little antenna out on his roof and plug the phone into that to get signal.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

An egg will float if placed in water in which sugar has been added.

[Kratos]

An egg will float if placed in water in which sugar has been added.

a can of coke floats, diet coke does not

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

More Americans have died in car accidents than have died in all the wars ever fought by the United States.

[Voland]

where you been all day spanyard?

In the morning i was traing. First day. Delt day.
Then i took a nap cos i was exhauseted.
Then i cooked my food.
Then went to car school. The dude was chilled after my warning/threat.
Then I went to buy oats and donuts.
Then blacky came to my place and i had a duty, and as you know it take me hours. So bascally that was my day.

Thak gods now am chilling, had dinner and can enjoy some RAC music.

[Kratos]

why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

[smokeyd]

Muhammad is the most common name in the world.

thats odd i dont know anyone with that name personally

[Voland]

People with blue eyes are better able to see in the dark.

that is true for me. also i lost the pineeal gland in my brian and the performed an experiment ina dark room...long story i can see in darkness when people stop to see i cant still see in as it it was twilight.

[Kratos]

In the morning i was traing. First day. Delt day.
Then i took a nap cos i was exhauseted.
Then i cooked my food.
Then went to car school. The dude was chilled after my warning/threat.
Then I went to buy oats and donuts.
Then blacky came to my place and i had a duty, and as you know it take me hours. So bascally that was my day.

Thak gods now am chilling, had dinner and can enjoy some RAC music.

sounds like a lazy spanish style day

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

It snows more in the Grand Canyon than it does in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

[smokeyd]

In the morning i was traing. First day. Delt day.
Then i took a nap cos i was exhauseted.
Then i cooked my food.
Then went to car school. The dude was chilled after my warning/threat.
Then I went to buy oats and donuts.
Then blacky came to my place and i had a duty, and as you know it take me hours. So bascally that was my day.

Thak gods now am chilling, had dinner and can enjoy some RAC music.

what you talkin bout

[Kratos]

People with blue eyes are better able to see in the dark.

do my blue colored contacts help?

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

thats odd i dont know anyone with that name personally

It's because India is overpopulated.

[Skully44420]

how are you doing today?

doin' alright. bored bored bored

[Kratos]

The rain in spain falls mainly in the plain

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

do my blue colored contacts help?

If placebo counts

[Voland]

sounds like a lazy spanish style day

sounds like jealousy to me. btw yersteday i went dinner with my crowd and i ebded bangig this punkabilly chick on a park. i was fukking cold i may have caught a cold but not i took lot of vit c and im ok.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Approximately 70 percent of the earth is covered by water. Only 1 percent of this water is drinkable.

[Voland]

what you talkin bout

my girl came to my house horny and i had to give her sex.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.

[smokeyd]

i use to have colored contacts that were kick ass but i never took them out and kept getting infections so now i have the ones you can leave in and havnt had them out in about 6 months

[Voland]

do my blue colored contacts help?

pijin and gay...thanks for outing, takes balls.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

In its ancient form, the carrot was purple, not orange

[calgarian]

my girl came to my house horny and i had to give her sex.

keeping it in the fridge these days?

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

i use to have colored contacts that were kick ass but i never took them out and kept getting infections so now i have the ones you can leave in and havnt had them out in about 6 months

Whoa, what are they called? I'm rocking the 30 day and night contacts. Maybe it's time for an upgrade.

[Voland]

i use to have colored contacts that were kick ass but i never took them out and kept getting infections so now i have the ones you can leave in and havnt had them out in about 6 months

glasses are the best. i hate contacts.

[Kratos]

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.

then he pushes her back and goes to jail

[Voland]

keeping it in the fridge these days?

i was kinda with my libido down the floor and not in the mood for sex. in 3 weeks i jerked succesfully 2 times, just to make sure my sex drive worked more than because i needed.

[Kratos]

I wouldn't leave contacts in for 6 months, that would make me very nervous. I take em out every night.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

then he pushes her back and goes to jail

Not if you live in Texas and permanently take care of the deed.

[Voland]

In its ancient form, the carrot was purple, not orange

purple carrots still exist.

[Voland]

I wouldn't leave contacts in for 6 months, that would make me very nervous. I take em out every night.

is it illegal to use glasses in US or what? glasses are conormatble. you can take them in a fraction of a second. You con make them match you cloth. make you look more intelligent.

[smokeyd]

Whoa, what are they called? I'm rocking the 30 day and night contacts. Maybe it's time for an upgrade.

yeah think mine are 30 day also, acuvue 2 or something, i dont know i might just remember that name from tv lol

I wouldn't leave contacts in for 6 months, that would make me very nervous. I take em out every night.

yeah im waiting on them to get perm stuck to my eyes so then i wont have to get lasic

[Skully44420]

i need to go get a prescription for contacts again. but its been 5 years and well i'm used to not seeing perfectly lol

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

yeah think mine are 30 day also, acuvue 2 or something, i dont know i might just remember that name from tv lol




yeah im waiting on them to get perm stuck to my eyes so then i wont have to get lasic

LOL

[Kratos]

is it illegal to use glasses in US or what? glasses are conormatble. you can take them in a fraction of a second. You con make them match you cloth. make you look more intelligent.

I hate wearing glasses, and they make me look like a nerd. They fall off my face when I'm doing stuff. Sports with them on are horrible. Swimming is impossible. Pressure points on ears and nose. They fog up when wearing a mask in the OR. Contacts I don't even feel once I put them in, I just see perfect, works for me.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

I hate wearing glasses, and they make me look like a nerd. They fall off my face when I'm doing stuff. Sports with them on are horrible. Swimming is impossible. Pressure points on ears and nose. They fog up when wearing a mask in the OR. Contacts I don't even feel once I put them in, I just see perfect, works for me.

What he said

[Kratos]

Not if you live in Texas and permanently take care of the deed.

yeah, you get like one free murder in texas, that's the way it should be