'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

what'd you piss and shit into? a pee pot? I rode in those vans before with the wall down the middle and no leg room, that's cruel and unusual punishment to ride for that long in there. My back hurts just thinking about it.

no there was like a built in porta potty. like grey hounds have

[Dukkit]

what'd you piss and shit into? a pee pot? I rode in those vans before with the wall down the middle and no leg room, that's cruel and unusual punishment to ride for that long in there. My back hurts just thinking about it.

it wasnt that van. this was like half a bus van

big.

had a tv so we watched movies
still cramped and hot though

[Kratos]

no there was like a built in porta potty. like grey hounds have

oh, ic, it must have been a bigger van then the style I'm thinking of

[Dukkit]

All good bro.

Today I just feel like whorin' a bit.

whore whore whore whore!!

whooo!!!!

you cycling right now? or natty?

[Dukkit]

oh, ic, it must have been a bigger van then the style I'm thinking of

yea the van your talking about is the sherrifs van like. to get to and from jail to court house and such

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

What's crackin Duk

[Dukkit]

What's crackin Duk

hello mr friend

oh not much. just telling my jail stories to enlighten this kids about the dangers of life, love and the pursuit of happiness

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

hello mr friend

oh not much. just telling my jail stories to enlighten this kids about the dangers of life, love and the pursuit of happiness

Lawl, your overwhelming wisdom overshadows your age my friend.
I'm tired as sh*t, but I need to hit up the gym in 20 minutes. And old workout buddy just signed back up @ 24 and he wants someone to lift with him.

The sacrifices I make just because I'm such a great person, you know?

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

I guess I'll just stop by the local gas station and pick up a couple Red Bulls

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Alright I'm out, lets see what kind of lifts I can muster out at the gym

[AnimalGear]

ok im' back...i couldn't leave you whores

[Dukkit]

Lawl, your overwhelming wisdom overshadows your age my friend.
I'm tired as sh*t, but I need to hit up the gym in 20 minutes. And old workout buddy just signed back up @ 24 and he wants someone to lift with him.

The sacrifices I make just because I'm such a great person, you know?

im older then i look! old soul here bro!! your good ppl!

I guess I'll just stop by the local gas station and pick up a couple Red Bulls

slam em!

Alright I'm out, lets see what kind of lifts I can muster out at the gym

later bro. work out hard as you can

ok im' back...i couldn't leave you whores

hello moto

[Dukkit]

one of my co workers just told me that im nuts and he doesnt see how i can live with myself

lol

[Dukkit]

fine. just leave me alone

i dont need you

[calgarian]

ok im' back...i couldn't leave you whores

i need to slap u around

[Kratos]

one of my co workers just told me that im nuts and he doesnt see how i can live with myself

lol

why's that?

[Dukkit]

why's that?

cuz i told him i met a new girl that im chillin with tonight

lol

[Dukkit]

if you ingested a whole jar of instant coffee.. would you die?

[Kratos]

you were ready to marry math chick last week, so it is kinda funny

[calgarian]

if you ingested a whole jar of instant coffee.. would you die?

No but love to see you try.......

[Kratos]

if you ingested a whole jar of instant coffee.. would you die?

nope, you'd barf
caffeine almost never causes death

[Kratos]

leathal is about 100 cups of coffee but you can really only ingest that much by taking caffeine pills before you throw up...even then it's possible but not likely.

[Dukkit]

you were ready to marry math chick last week, so it is kinda funny

lol

and she hasnt even crossed my mind the last 2 days.
so yea. i guess i am fukked up

[Dukkit]

nope, you'd barf
caffeine almost never causes death

damn, guess i wont commit suicide that way

tryin to figure out a crazy way of killin myself


not that i want to kill myself

but something to tell ppl at parties. lol

[Kratos]

If I were going to kill myself it's a toss up between swallowing the barrel of a gun and doing a swan dive off a tall building.

[Kratos]

you could do what the guy from inxs did and put the rope around your neck to jerk and just be enjoying yourself so much you die...that's pretty distubing for your mom to find you like that.

[Dukkit]

If I were going to kill myself it's a toss up between swallowing the barrel of a gun and doing a swan dive off a tall building.

yea i want to do that.

lol

[Dukkit]

you could do what the guy from inxs did and put the rope around your neck to jerk and just be enjoying yourself so much you die...that's pretty distubing for your mom to find you like that.

been there, done that. have the video

hahah

[Kratos]

This girl at the gym last night was telling me a good story. This guy moved into her apt complex...then 3 weeks later she started to smell something nastry...everyone told her she was crazy...the landlord her bf.

This guy killed himself in the bathtub by slit of neck and blead out. That's a tough one to pull off. I'm sure it was gross beyond the smell

[Dukkit]

This girl at the gym last night was telling me a good story. This guy moved into her apt complex...then 3 weeks later she started to smell something nastry...everyone told her she was crazy...the landlord her bf.

This guy killed himself in the bathtub by slit of neck and blead out. That's a tough one to pull off. I'm sure it was gross beyond the smell

matter fact a guy in jail tried that. shoved a towel down his mouth

used the razor from the bic and slit his throat.

the guard was doin his rounds and stepped in his blood that was seepin out from under the door.

he lived...

[Dukkit]

dude was in there for molesting his daughter

he deserved to die.

[Kratos]

IDK what something unique would be to tell people at a party though
eat fish hooks then take laxitives
carve smiley faces in your wrists
dress in all black and lay in the freeway

[AnimalGear]

hey again whores....its really shitty and snow and rainy outside, i don't wanna scooter to class. can i borrow somebody's car plz?

[Kratos]

tie your head to a tree and feet the the bumper of a car with a brick on the gas pedal

[Dukkit]

IDK what something unique would be to tell people at a party though
eat fish hooks then take laxitives
carve smiley faces in your wrists
dress in all black and lay in the freeway

playin basketball in traffic

[Kratos]

anything involving dynamite is always a crowd pleaser

[Kratos]

Find a sausage making company that has a giant meat grinder. Set up a hidden video camera to tape your death

[Kratos]

Get a huge vat or possibly an above ground pool. Save all your urine. Drown yourself in it. Put a note on the side of the pool saying, "MY URINE."

[Kratos]

Make a small incision in your stomach.
Pull out your intestines.
Hang yourself with the intestines.
A cryptic note about aliens might be a nice touch.

[Dukkit]

gym time

later homies

good ideas kratos! you da man!!