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  1. 12-15-2008, 10:01 AM #112321
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    i gotta friend doing the child custody fight. not fun. not cheap.

    hmmm...let me weigh the options...

    child custody....condom

    child custody....condom???
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i gotta friend doing the child custody fight. not fun. not cheap.

    hmmm...let me weigh the options...

    child custody....condom

    child custody....condom???
    hmm
    child custody... push her down the stairs?

    child custody... punch her stomach?

    child custody... get her to drink heavily every night and take alot of aspirin??
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    Shower time, just had to whore here real quick..... BRB!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR View Post
    Good Morning whores! Sh*t! Work in 50 minutes!
    better get on that shit!!
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    new workout routine this week

    should be fun
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    dukk: "it was an accident!" I was hanging up my shirt and the coat hanger SLI PPE D!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i gotta friend doing the child custody fight. not fun. not cheap.

    hmmm...let me weigh the options...

    child custody....condom

    child custody....condom???
    ANAL ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    dukk: "it was an accident!" I was hanging up my shirt and the coat hanger SLI PPE D!!"

    it was an accident. i was vaccuming and it slipped

    i sucked the baby out
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    how's the day goin so far dukk?
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    trust me,.....go with the condom...it saves a lot of bullshit from happening..
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    good morning gear head!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    how's the day goin so far dukk?
    good good! just ate a shitload of cookies

    fukkin holiday bakers ruinin my belt line
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    good morning gear head!
    hey hey hey
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    hi animal! my lil broskie!
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    reminds me of that oft-posted chocolate chip cookie pic - "your bros will want you to share them so you will have to beat their ass"
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    Hey big bro!

    alright guys, sorry to make this a drive by since i havne't seen you guys in a while but i haven't worked out in two weeks, so i'm gonna go do that and put this damn test e to work!! i'll be on later
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    hows your day scibble? patients treatin you fairly?
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    no problems here. today the anniversary, so may have to do something fun this evening--- i mean....something else fun aside from the usual (giggety giggety)
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    lol

    sup kratos
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    lol

    sup kratos
    yo buddy, not too much
    tiled most of my kitchen laundry room and bathroom this weekend. it looks freakin sweet. Did this really cool pattern on the floor. That took most of my weekend.

    Was in on a 360 fusion this morning. Now I need to take a crap, but I'm fighting the urge. Just ate a sandwich so it's only a matter of a few min before that ram rods everything down and I need to make a run for it.
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    Volangelo !

    Kratinsky!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    yeah yeah

    now im gonna have to make 2 girls get abortions. lol

    nah. its a slim chance that both or even one got pregnant. i was shooting alot of blanks all weekend cuz of havin so much sex. my cum stores didnt have time to be replenished....i hope
    Is there anyone here who can keep their dick in their pants?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Now I need to take a crap, but I'm fighting the urge. Just ate a sandwich so it's only a matter of a few min before that ram rods everything down and I need to make a run for it.
    cool. yeah, your bros want to know everything goin' on wicha!!!

    giterDUN !!!!!!

    (before your next three-hour surgery LOL)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Is there anyone here who can keep their dick in their pants?
    is that where it supposed to go?
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    dukk, you ever hear of a classic prank, the "sh1t burger"??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yo buddy, not too much
    tiled most of my kitchen laundry room and bathroom this weekend. it looks freakin sweet. Did this really cool pattern on the floor. That took most of my weekend.

    Was in on a 360 fusion this morning. Now I need to take a crap, but I'm fighting the urge. Just ate a sandwich so it's only a matter of a few min before that ram rods everything down and I need to make a run for it.
    i wanna see a pic of the floor pattern.

    and go take a dump. fighting urges isnt good for your health.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Is there anyone here who can keep their dick in their pants?
    i just wanna be like you bro!!
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    dukk, you ever hear of a classic prank, the "sh1t burger"??
    not that i can recall
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    Finals today and tomorrow. I am so ready for this crappy semester to be over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Finals today and tomorrow. I am so ready for this crappy semester to be over.
    i bet

    how old are you?
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    you buy a burger at the counter in a fast food joint, then after a little time you come back up to the counter with the box and complain to the guy "this burger tastes like sh1t!"

    what he doesn't realize until he opens the box, is that you substituted the burger and took a dump in it. Someone i knew and his buddy got chased out of a place doing that.

    kind of thing somebody might do on a dare...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    you buy a burger at the counter in a fast food joint, then after a little time you come back up to the counter with the box and complain to the guy "this burger tastes like sh1t!"

    what he doesn't realize until he opens the box, is that you substituted the burger and took a dump in it. Someone i knew and his buddy got chased out of a place doing that.

    kind of thing somebody might do on a dare...
    i see

    i usually just take a shit on the counter and yell. this place smells like shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i bet

    how old are you?
    26. I dropped out of high school and lived it up for quite a while before realizing I was going nowhere fast, and I went back to school.

    I'll be 27 in January.
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    that would need to be filmed and put on youtube
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    26. I dropped out of high school and lived it up for quite a while before realizing I was going nowhere fast, and I went back to school.

    I'll be 27 in January.
    ah. so we're in the same boat. lol
    i need to go back to school
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    ate dbol , feelin funky in the head.

    i bet my bp is gettin jacked
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    It's taken extra long. I had a lot of ground to make up.
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