'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Ernst** · 12-14-2008, 11:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYWwGs-YyaU

**Reed** · 12-15-2008, 12:53 AM

yes yes bird IS the word

**WARMachine** · 12-15-2008, 01:01 AM

Drive by whoring!!!

**WARMachine** · 12-15-2008, 01:02 AM

...

btw, I RULE!

**Reed** · 12-15-2008, 01:08 AM

^^ haha your retarded

**peachfuzz** · 12-15-2008, 01:32 AM

man this limited sodium thing sucks. what the hell am i supposed to season my turkey with?

**Amorphic** · 12-15-2008, 02:01 AM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

man this limited sodium thing sucks. what the hell am i supposed to season my turkey with?

season it with love

**Amorphic** · 12-15-2008, 02:02 AM

where the whores at. bored and wide awake on eca. blahhh

**peachfuzz** · 12-15-2008, 02:23 AM

Originally Posted by Amorphic

where the whores at. bored and wide awake on eca. blahhh

How you doing man? Hows the family?

**Amorphic** · 12-15-2008, 02:51 AM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

How you doing man? Hows the family?

family is a mess at the moment. parents are flying out to a new hospital tomorrow or in the next few days. prognosis is around 3-6 months for the dad to live. moms not taking it well obviously. its going to be an interesting month to say the least

**Amorphic** · 12-15-2008, 03:01 AM

11,000 wooot

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 06:36 AM

dukkit... your weekend registered a 6.0 on the Richter scale here in Indiana. I want compensation for the damage to my house.

one from your harem will suffice.

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

dukkit... your weekend registered a 6.0 on the Richter scale here in Indiana. I want compensation for the damage to my house.

one from your harem will suffice.

my weekend was even damaging to myself!!

freakin nuts

way too much sex

and i may have gotten 2 girls knocked up

figured id have to catch up to animal and ernst!!

**sizerp** · 12-15-2008, 07:54 AM

LOL Dukki, thataboy.

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 07:56 AM

**sizerp** · 12-15-2008, 08:00 AM

Check out my new puppy. It's a mini australian shepard. It's like 6 inches tall atm, and 9 weeks old. They grow to be like 12-13 inches. best personality ever. not sure what to name her yet.

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by sizerp

Check out my new puppy. It's a mini australian shepard. It's like 6 inches tall atm, and 9 weeks old. They grow to be like 12-13 inches. best personality ever. not sure what to name her yet.

thats reallly freakin cute. i want one!!

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 08:02 AM

cute dog that is

**sizerp** · 12-15-2008, 08:04 AM

Aww lol. thinkin of callin her Roo? Like kangaroo, cause she's an aussie. not sure yet.

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 08:07 AM

consider that they mostly like to shoot 'roos' down there. LOL

along those lines you could name it: K-bear ?

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by sizerp

LOL Dukki, thataboy.

yeah yeah

now im gonna have to make 2 girls get abortions. lol

nah. its a slim chance that both or even one got pregnant. i was shooting alot of blanks all weekend cuz of havin so much sex. my cum stores didnt have time to be replenished....i hope

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by sizerp

Aww lol. thinkin of callin her Roo? Like kangaroo, cause she's an aussie. not sure yet.

how bout call it "mate"

cuz of bein an aussie and all

lol

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 08:09 AM

how was your weekend Scibble?

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 08:09 AM

hahahahhaah

o sorry, i mean

hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

dukkit's birth control method

(dirty harry style: so punk, did i take 5 shots or did i take 6? make my day [jizz....])

**sizerp** · 12-15-2008, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

yeah yeah

now im gonna have to make 2 girls get abortions. lol

nah. its a slim chance that both or even one got pregnant. i was shooting alot of blanks all weekend cuz of havin so much sex. my cum stores didnt have time to be replenished....i hope

Well phew! Hope you don't become Daddy Dukkit anytime soon. Lol.

Originally Posted by scibble

consider that they mostly like to shoot 'roos' down there. LOL

along those lines you could name it: K-bear ?

Oh shit well never thought of that. K-Bear? Sounds too much like Kmart I think.

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 08:10 AM

i was afraid you'd ask....

i have brought shame to the mojo dojo....

need to go from shame to game!

**sizerp** · 12-15-2008, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

how bout call it "mate"

cuz of bein an aussie and all

lol

Mate hehe, sounds good, but not very feminine. If it was a guy I would.

**sizerp** · 12-15-2008, 08:13 AM

AHHHHH post # 666... must change that.

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

i was afraid you'd ask....

i have brought shame to the mojo dojo....

need to go from shame to game!

psht!

you need to make a road trip out here

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 08:17 AM

right?

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 08:17 AM

to the office....

**sizerp** · 12-15-2008, 08:18 AM

Office of Dukki. You can be his man-slave for a week.

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by sizerp

Office of Dukki. You can be his man-slave for a week.

hah

man slave sounds gay

how bout personal assistant

**sizerp** · 12-15-2008, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hah

man slave sounds gay

how bout personal assistant

Sure, assistant if you will... *puts the DSM costume back in its package, for later.. for later..*

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 08:33 AM

hahahaha

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hah

man slave sounds gay

how bout personal assistant

that's means i hold the retractors

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

that's means i hold the retractors

that means you video tape the sex and hand me the rubbers and lube.

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 09:47 AM

asian chick is makin jokes about me knockin her up

glad she doesnt mind it. lol

actually i think she planned it.

she told me to cum in her.... so i did.

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

that means you video tape the sex and hand me the rubbers and lube.

yeah? don't ask what this billy club is doing in my hand, just concentrate on the sex while i do the filming

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

asian chick is makin jokes about me knockin her up

glad she doesnt mind it. lol

actually i think she planned it.

she told me to cum in her.... so i did.

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