'Official Postwhore Thread'

**amcon** · 02-27-2009, 01:00 AM

reed is actually the forth mutated ninja turtle, we have a non mutated juiced up cow called brown ninja ... guess what color his fur is?

white - figure that????

**amcon** · 02-27-2009, 01:02 AM

reed is actually the forth mutated ninja turtle, we have a non mutated juiced up cow called brown ninja ... guess what color his fur is?

white - figure that????

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:02 AM

Dang it where are the females....... grrrrrrr I'm in my pimp daddy pimp mode

Yes in fact it is a turtle thank you very much

**chicmagnet** · 02-27-2009, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by amcon

reed is actually the forth mutated ninja turtle, we have a non mutated juiced up cow called brown ninja ... guess what color his fur is?

white - figure that????

No no that makes perfect sense...

**chicmagnet** · 02-27-2009, 01:05 AM

Psssst (whispering) he has no time for noobs does he?

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:06 AM

I guess you mean me cause I got time for noobs. Just female noobs....

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:10 AM

Goddamn tren insomnia

**jbm** · 02-27-2009, 01:12 AM

I got time for boobs

**Ernst** · 02-27-2009, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

Goddamn tren insomnia

*jealous*

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:15 AM

Me too

**chicmagnet** · 02-27-2009, 01:15 AM

mmmmmmmmm boobs!!

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:16 AM

Not right now you're not Ernst let me tell you I am soooooo ****ing horny right now I feel like jumping out my own skin

**jbm** · 02-27-2009, 01:17 AM

damn that's great...

**Ernst** · 02-27-2009, 01:17 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

Not right now you're not Ernst let me tell you I am soooooo ****ing horny right now I feel like jumping out my own skin

I just screwed roomie a few hours ago and I'm not on, so I'm temporarily sated.

**jbm** · 02-27-2009, 01:20 AM

I wanna screw a roomie too... lolol!

**Ernst** · 02-27-2009, 01:21 AM

Pct begins tomorrow.

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:21 AM

My female is at her place sleeping for her early test in the morning... GODDAMNIT!!!!!!

**Ernst** · 02-27-2009, 01:22 AM

And there is so no way in hell I'm waiting twelve weeks after that for the next cycle. Don't tell on me kids... remember: snitches are a dying breed.

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:23 AM

I need mad sex immmmmmediately!!!!!

**Ernst** · 02-27-2009, 01:23 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

I need mad sex immmmmmediately!!!!!

The bars are closed by now where you live?

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

And there is so no way in hell I'm waiting twelve weeks after that for the next cycle. Don't tell on me kids... remember: snitches are a dying breed.

You should wait at least a year....... Just do pct then a month and half or two months natural then get back on otherwise just cruise.......

**amcon** · 02-27-2009, 01:24 AM

um go get a fleshlight - reed

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

The bars are closed by now where you live?

Yep about 230 here I can't sleep for shit........ Think I just go hit up a prostitute

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by amcon

um go get a fleshlight - reed

I need a living breathing female in order to inflict pain upon them and for me to feel their cream on my ballsack

**Ernst** · 02-27-2009, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

You should wait at least a year....... Just do pct then a month and half or two months natural then get back on otherwise just cruise.......

This is about what I had in mind.

BTW: hcg rules. I'll never do another pct without it.

**jbm** · 02-27-2009, 01:28 AM

If you're really desperate watch porn. free of charge.... lolol!

**Ernst** · 02-27-2009, 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

Yep about 230 here I can't sleep for shit........ Think I just go hit up a prostitute

One of my friends used to hit up "escorts" (read: call girls) out of the yellow pages on like a daily basis... Just how desperate are you?

**amcon** · 02-27-2009, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

Yep about 230 here I can't sleep for shit........ Think I just go hit up a prostitute

craigs list... and dont pay her for sex (make sure its a she) pay her to leave

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by jbm

If you're really desperate watch porn. free of charge.... lolol!

Had sex in the morning and have watched porn probably 4 times since then..... thats a average day. usual pound the va jay jay in the morning beat off to hold myself till sex at night buttttttttt.... no sex tonight= insanity

**amcon** · 02-27-2009, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

Had sex in the morning and have watched porn probably 4 times since then..... thats a average day. usual pound the va jay jay in the morning beat off to hold myself till sex at night buttttttttt.... no sex tonight= insanity

"...sex at night buttttttttt"... ummm ... did you mean butt sex... hummm maybe that is why you cant sleep???

j/k

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by amcon

craigs list... and dont pay her for sex (make sure its a she) pay her to leave

I have already looked through craig list.... and I live in tennessee right now and lets just say most girls on craigs list seemed to have come out the shallow end of the gene pool...... but don't get me wrong there are MAD MASSIVE amount of university hotties just looking to get there brains pounded in just not on craigs list

**jbm** · 02-27-2009, 01:32 AM

that's really hard bro big problem...

**Ernst** · 02-27-2009, 01:33 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

.... most girls on craigs list seemed to have come out the shallow end of the gene pool......

Yep. These women control the ***** and are still looking for men on Craigslist

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:34 AM

Originally Posted by amcon

"...sex at night buttttttttt"... ummm ... did you mean butt sex... hummm maybe that is why you cant sleep???

j/k

Yes I'll do butt sex just not gay butt sex. Sorry I'm not gay dude ok....

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Yep. These women control the ***** and are still looking for men on Craigslist

I love when they list there weight and just put "more to love" na b*tch.................. thats too much to love

**jbm** · 02-27-2009, 01:37 AM

buy sex doll lololol...

**Ernst** · 02-27-2009, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

I love when they list there weight and just put "more to love" na b*tch.................. thats too much to love

And they're all looking for this perfect person who will worship the ground they walk on, has a good job, etc.

Guess what bitch? We're all looking for that person, and I guarantee he/she is not looking for fat girls on Craigslist!

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by jbm

buy sex doll lololol...

Like I already said I need a breathing female maybe I not that desperate to think that that would be entertaining...... I need female orgasm dripping down my junk

**jbm** · 02-27-2009, 01:42 AM

prosti is the key my friend

**Reed** · 02-27-2009, 01:42 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

And they're all looking for this perfect person who will worship the ground they walk on, has a good job, etc.

Guess what bitch? We're all looking for that person, and I guarantee he/she is not looking for fat girls on Craigslist!

If you could see the class acts that make it to where I live (you know) its too funny..... They all be trailer park hotties!!!!! YEPPIE!!!! I love that I gotta lift up your excess storage in order to get to your p*ssy