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    bank chick just txted me, she wants to know how the space ship got underground in the indiana jones movie...anyone know?

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    the aliens buried it there long ago..... duh!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    the aliens buried it there long ago..... duh!!!!
    yeah, but it was under some serious rocks...how did they get it there?

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    IDK They can travel b/w different universes (according to the movie)but I'm sure a few rocks to bury that spaceship may just stump them

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    Kratos: your career will soon be over if you dont wake up and rest

    Ruhl: no it's not. just a flesh wound !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    bank chick just txted me, she wants to know how the space ship got underground in the indiana jones movie...anyone know?
    that's her subconscious speaking, saying that she wants more of your penis deep inside her LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    Kratos: your career will soon be over if you dont wake up and rest

    Ruhl: no it's not. just a flesh wound !
    I have a Monty Python shirt that says that with the guys arms and legs cut off in the center.. I wear it sometimes for leg day....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    IDK They can travel b/w different universes (according to the movie)but I'm sure a few rocks to bury that spaceship may just stump them
    I sent her this pretty much word for word
    she thought it was pretty funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I sent her this pretty much word for word
    she thought it was pretty funny
    I better have been quoted I want my cut....

    But if not then your welcome....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I have a Monty Python shirt that says that with the guys arms and legs cut off in the center.. I wear it sometimes for leg day....

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    Yea but mine is green with the guy face forward

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I better have been quoted I want my cut....

    But if not then your welcome....
    it makes her angry in a good way when I'm funnier than her

    the whole reason she wanted to go out with me is I said something funny that she had no comeback for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    Kratos: your career will soon be over if you dont wake up and rest

    Ruhl: no it's not. just a flesh wound !
    ruhl's going nowhere x 10 in bodybuilding
    he's just too dumb and stubborn
    when he reads this he's gonna say, I'm not dumb my IQ is 160

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    it makes her angry in a good way when I'm funnier than her

    the whole reason she wanted to go out with me is I said something funny that she had no comeback for.
    I know EXACTLY what your saying.... If you can get a girl to laugh then the pants can come off.... I think Marilyn Monroe had a quote similar to that....

    I btw my cut is we're sharing haha I never did get a pic of this one. Usually I keep up to date with what you and dukkits girl's look like.... but I missed this one

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    IQ tests are short on the common sense quotient

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I know EXACTLY what your saying.... If you can get a girl to laugh then the pants can come off.... I think Marilyn Monroe had a quote similar to that....

    I btw my cut is we're sharing haha I never did get a pic of this one. Usually I keep up to date with what you and dukkits girl's look like.... but I missed this one
    she looks like this, not super hot, but do-able
    she's about 5'5'' and breakable thin but with decent tits and a nice ass
    Last edited by Kratos; 02-26-2009 at 02:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    IQ tests are short on the common sense quotient
    I doubt he took a propper IQ test, it takes quite awhile. Most likely he took an online one that err's on the side of high.

    Don't forget they skipped him a grade in school because he got in a fight and they knew he was a genious so they sent him on to middle school without punishment.

    but, he's 22 and not done with his undergrad hmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    ruhl's going nowhere x 10 in bodybuilding
    he's just too dumb and stubborn
    when he reads this he's gonna say, I'm not dumb my IQ is 160
    I hope one day sense will come to this kid.... the ones that don't make it are the ones that get too ahead of themselves..... I see so many kids online that don't have the genes to become a Mr. Olympia let alone a pro and they claim themselves as the next best thing or the next Mr. Olympia....

    You gotta be smart and realistic....... When you got everyone saying you are doing something wrong then your body starts fighting back then you might be doing something wrong.... All the greats had help and took advice.... They did not let their pride and arrogance get in there way of the drive and ambition to win.

    He has to come to terms that he is not this freak of nature as he has already been at this for sometime without hitting the stage once let alone a national level competitor...... If I was him I'd reevalute everything I was doing, get a job like a normal grown up man and start taking advice....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    she looks like this, not super hot, but do-able
    she's about 5'5'' and breakable thin but with decent tits and a nice ass
    Ahhh yes I HAVE seen this one..... Nevermind I gotta keep my names together



    BTW I took the online IQ and got 147. only got one question wrong out of maybe a 100 questions or something.... i was considered a philosophical genius and some more bs........ IDK my IQ and don't even care honestly..... I have the ability to learn, reason, and that makes me human and then the bodybuilding makes me superhuman

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    and these are the other two I'm dating reed
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    Cool

    My first postwhore post!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    and these are the other two I'm dating reed
    You's A PLAYA!!!!


    When I come up north to visit you, dukkit, and scibs we will definitely have to kill it

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    Oh and my opinion is go with bank chick fo sho!!!

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    whew

    just had an hour long discussion with my CEO about getting him on HRT

    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrown1234 View Post
    My first postwhore post!!!!!
    welcome!!

    now settle in and enjoy the ride!!!

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    I love my whores

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrown1234 View Post
    My first postwhore post!!!!!
    and it sucked


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I love my whores
    aw shucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Oh and my opinion is go with bank chick fo sho!!!
    I have a lot of fun with her. The sex was intense, and a little kinky.

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    reed come North ! and let's hit the Notre Dame crowd !


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    Reed, I'm on a RAMPAGE !!!!!!!

    wouldn't take much to convince me to come down South and make trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    aw shucks

    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I have a lot of fun with her. The sex was intense, and a little kinky.
    Then there you go.... get you a solid girl and keep it
    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    reed come North ! and let's hit the Notre Dame crowd !

    I will seriously consider it..... especially after August if everything pans out successfully..... HP wants me to come down south to florida so I gotta make my rounds to visit my AR lovers!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    Reed, I'm on a RAMPAGE !!!!!!!

    wouldn't take much to convince me to come down South and make trouble
    You could sleep on my couch and I can get you in the gym everyday for free all you'd have to worry about is food

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    HP wants me to come down south to florida so I gotta make my rounds to visit my AR lovers!!!
    you gonna hit the horse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    You could sleep on my couch and I can get you in the gym everyday for free all you'd have to worry about is food
    sounds like a dream come true !!!

    hahahaha i'll arrange it

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    you gonna hit the horse?
    probably she's been wanting me to come down there for a while so IDK. I haven't had a vacation in a while and it be nice to save some money and not purchase a hotel
    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    sounds like a dream come true !!!

    hahahaha i'll arrange it
    You'll have chores too

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    you gonna hit the horse?
    what's the horse?

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    im goin out to Visit MEX!!!

    hahahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    what's the horse?
    horse (face)

    HP

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    REED... id offer for ya to come to philly... but philly dont like REED's
    bummer dude


    but ill come there

    cuz everywhere loves Dukkit!!

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