'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

back problems are common with tat artists cause of the way they sit for hours on end in not the most supportive positions.

[Kratos]

ruhl + reed 4life

[Kratos]

anyway I'll never get a tat, why would I put something on my body I wouldn't hang on my wall?

[Ernst]

I like my tats. I enjoy them every time I see them.

[Dukkit]

I like my tats. I enjoy them every time I see them.

ditto

everytime i hide in your bushes and watch you. i enjoy them also

[Voland]

do you make 100 euro per hour? How will you ever retire?

I'm not autonomous worker. Spanish social security will give me a check when i'm old. Pros of socialism baby.

[Dukkit]

off to see my probation officer

wish me luck!

[Ernst]

off to see my probation officer

wish me luck!

Good luck!

[Kratos]

http://www.mummytombs.com/news/2003/...her.tattoo.htm

[Voland]

It's depends on where in the US too
Like in Miami or LA or New York they can easily make 1k a day but in some shithole town they just scrape by. Then again in the places where the prices are higher so is the talent. A shitty artist would prolly go outta business in LA.

I've seen tats done in that mtv Miama ink show and those were pretty mediocre.
But im sure they were expensive as fukk.

[Kratos]

I'm not autonomous worker. Spanish social security will give me a check when i'm old. Pros of socialism baby.

we have social security also
I'll get 4 grand a month at my current level of payment in when I retire
provided the gvmt can afford to pay me, and that's a big if given our current trend.

[Reed]

I have a tattoo on my penis

[AnimalGear]

we have social security also
I'll get 4 grand a month at my current level of payment in when I retire
provided the gvmt can afford to pay me, and that's a big if given our current trend.

stop it, that scares me


on the other hand, i just had a fantastic workout, and i'm meeting my girl's rents today for the first time.

[Kratos]

I've seen tats done in that mtv Miama ink show and those were pretty mediocre.
But im sure they were expensive as fukk.

I think those guys are successful more for their personalities and because they have a TV show (because their personalities make for good TV), then their skill. Also in America we don't put ugly people on TV.

[AnimalGear]

I have a tattoo on my penis

I wonder what would happen if you injected test into your penis

do you think it would feel good?

[Voland]

anyway I'll never get a tat, why would I put something on my body I wouldn't hang on my wall?

poor taste? LOLZAAA

[Ernst]

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i'm meeting my girl's rents today for the first time.

And you're scared about Social Security?

[Kratos]

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stop it, that scares me


on the other hand, i just had a fantastic workout, and i'm meeting my girl's rents today for the first time.

eeeeewwww meeting a girls parents
that's her thinking better see if mom and dad like him cause we might get married someday. Then I get scared and think about ending it.

[RuhlFreak55]

I have a tattoo on my penis

don't lie reed

[Reed]

I wonder what would happen if you injected test into your penis

do you think it would feel good?

One guy did inject test into their ball sack its in the hall of shame somewhere......

Said it would work better and faster....

Personally its my favorite place to pin

[Voland]

eeeeewwww meeting a girls parents
that's her thinking better see if mom and dad like him cause we might get married someday. Then I get scared and think about ending it.

Any girl wants to introduce me to her parents

[RuhlFreak55]

alllllrighty then......gotta know change of variables....method of characteristic curves.....Fourier series.....the cosine and sine series.....the wave equation.....and the heat equation

[Kratos]

I'd rather a girl sneak attack me then think about it. For example she invites you in to her parents house while you're dropping her off, you go in and mom and dad are watching TV. The pre-planned parents meeting.....ugggggggggh

[AnimalGear]

eeeeewwww meeting a girls parents
that's her thinking better see if mom and dad like him cause we might get married someday. Then I get scared and think about ending it.

nah, i know her rents love me. I've spoken with them and she's told them enough about me...i'm not worried at all actually

And you're scared about Social Security?

**** yes. what if i don't make enough money in life to support myself until death?

[Kratos]

don't lie reed

you were the one thinking about getting your chode peirced so you could flick it and pretend you were a girl playing with your clit.

[AnimalGear]

you were the one thinking about getting your chode peirced so you could flick it and pretend you were a girl playing with your clit.

[AnimalGear]

My girl's roomie recommended that she stick her finger in my butt while giving me head. I think we'll be ready to try it in a few weeks or so.

andddd no more preg b/c she's getting the shot!! yayyy. and I love to pull out and cum all over her face

[RuhlFreak55]

you were the one thinking about getting your chode peirced so you could flick it and pretend you were a girl playing with your clit.

wtf is a chode?

[Reed]

What??? did I just read that Kratos??

And you right Ruhl you are spoiling the fun

I don't have a tattoo on my penis nor do I inject test into my ballsack sorry to ruin it for you all but I don't

[AnimalGear]

What??? did I just read that Kratos??

And you right Ruhl you are spoiling the fun

I don't have a tattoo on my penis nor do I inject test into my ballsack sorry to ruin it for you all but I don't

I said penis not ballsack

and it was just a pondering thought

but hey, i'm open to new things

i'll let ya know how it goes

[Voland]

**** yes. what if i don't make enough money in life to support myself until death?

If there is no social security money for me. I will take what i deserve anyway plus shit loads of interests, so i expect those socialists fukkers to pay.

[Kratos]

wtf is a chode?

see also grundle or taint

[RuhlFreak55]

see also grundle or taint

if you want me to integrate something i can do that.........

[Dukkit]

im back

probation officer was cool

shes getting cuter. or maybe im just actually looking at her
but she has a cute face and nice baby making hips

[Voland]

im back

probation officer was cool

shes getting cuter. or maybe im just actually looking at her
but she has a cute face and nice baby making hips

so fast? what a joke probation...

[Dukkit]

tattoo chick sent me a nude pic... and it honestly left me speechless... which doesnt happen often.... oh my lord

i want this girl for me and me only

[Dukkit]

so fast? what a joke probation...

ive been on for 4 years. they arent worried about me causing any problems... so im a low level security/probation status

i see them. i say hi. im working, i still live here. heres a piss test (which only happens like twice a year) and then i leave

[Kratos]

if you want me to integrate something i can do that.........

do you mean integrate your penis into your body with a sex change opperation?
Yeah, I think you should do that. Clearly you have sexual idenity issues. Anyone who does themselves up the butt must.

[RuhlFreak55]

tattoo chick sent me a nude pic... and it honestly left me speechless... which doesnt happen often.... oh my lord

i want this girl for me and me only

*sigh* i want sexy horny girls to send ruhly nudie pics

[Dukkit]

*sigh* i want sexy horny girls to send ruhly nudie pics

im serious... it made me say wow... then i had to shut my phone or i would of ran out and raped someone cuz it made my hormones go haywire