'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Kratos** · 02-20-2009, 02:49 PM

don't bother with bartenders or waitresses, they get so much play it's ridic

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 02:51 PM

the girl wandering around with the test tube shots. very short, very pretty, seemed a little older. she offered me, and i asked if i could take her home with me instead.

funny thing is she just smiled and hesitated, then my buddy nosed in and screwed it up for me. guess that's why professor advises "fly solo". that just goes to prove it.

**Dukkit** · 02-20-2009, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

why do it if she's gonna just think i'm a pig?

to learn the art of FUKKING WITH PPL

**Dukkit** · 02-20-2009, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

the girl wandering around with the test tube shots. very short, very pretty, seemed a little older. she offered me, and i asked if i could take her home with me instead.

funny thing is she just smiled and hesitated, then my buddy nosed in and screwed it up for me. guess that's why professor advises "fly solo". that just goes to prove it.

im always flyin solo

easier that way

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

to learn the art of FUKKING WITH PPL

oh. i think i'll be an artist for sure. all i need to do is say what's on my mind at any given moment

**Dukkit** · 02-20-2009, 02:54 PM

alright my dear online friends

im off!!!!

enjoy the weekend and hope for me and tattoo girl to be married by monday

**Kratos** · 02-20-2009, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

the girl wandering around with the test tube shots. very short, very pretty, seemed a little older. she offered me, and i asked if i could take her home with me instead.

funny thing is she just smiled and hesitated, then my buddy nosed in and screwed it up for me. guess that's why professor advises "fly solo". that just goes to prove it.

the test tube shot girls are there for eye candy, people buy their watered down kool aid in a tube cause they don't want to disapoint the pretty girl. Plus it keeps the place from feeling like a sausage fest or a busted chick only party. Waste of time, they can stare at me with those pretty eyes and say plz buy a test tube shot and my answer is still no. They're going home to fvck their d-bag boyfriend most times.

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 02:57 PM

i dont buy them things either. except once, last night, heheh

only cause i never had one, wanted to try it

i dont know what this means "busted chick" which you say often enough .

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 02:59 PM

busted = has big bust
= caught doing something
= busted hymen????

**peachfuzz** · 02-20-2009, 03:00 PM

sup semen gobblers?

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 03:02 PM

semen gobbler? "semen-gobbler gobbler" maybe!

sup

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 03:05 PM

my estro levels are down again to where they should be.

wifey took it twice today, i'm betting another before tonight ;-)

**Kratos** · 02-20-2009, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

i dont buy them things either. except once, last night, heheh

only cause i never had one, wanted to try it

i dont know what this means "busted chick" which you say often enough .

A way to describe a very ugly female, who can barely be described as female. A "busted" female is not even considered for Mercy Sex simply because they are so ugly.
broke chick also is the same
to be unattractive in an extreme way; to be lacking of any good looks
someone who's looks are displeasing to the eye. Correction of this condition is something which cannot generally be fixed by application of make-up or concealer, but mandates corrective plastic surgery. May also be used to describe someone's particular features. For example; her face is broke

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 03:14 PM

so what you trying to say?? hahahahah

well then , this place i was at just wants mo money, cuz the place was no sausage fest and was filled with oodles of hot chick meat

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 03:15 PM

i told wifey. she said "OK". a real sport she is

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 03:28 PM

On the floor of tokyo
Or down in london town to go, go
With the record selection
With the mirror reflection
Im whoring with myself

When theres no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And Im whoring with myself

Oh whoring with myself
Oh whoring with myself
Well theres nothing to lose
And theres nothing to prove
Ill be whoring with myself

**peachfuzz** · 02-20-2009, 03:43 PM

"if you lose your one and only
theres always room here for the lonely."

**Ernst** · 02-20-2009, 03:48 PM

Scibble sings the 80's.

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 03:49 PM

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Scibble sings the 80's.

(chortle chortle)

yes, actually anything more modern is trash to us old-timers.

except a couple of hip hop dance hits

**Reed** · 02-20-2009, 03:50 PM

tiny fuzz

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 03:51 PM

his friend Ern had no hair

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 03:51 PM

be careful reed, fuzz and ruhl may tag team you

:O

**Ernst** · 02-20-2009, 03:52 PM

I love 80's pop music. I have an entire 80's playlist. From a-ha to ZZtop.

**Reed** · 02-20-2009, 03:52 PM

aint worried about the little people

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 03:53 PM

most of the cover bands at my local club are into 80's

girls seem to like to dance to them

**Ernst** · 02-20-2009, 04:00 PM

What are your favs besides Billy Idol?

**Ernst** · 02-20-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

his friend Ern had no hair

I have a full head of hair, even after all this test. *knock on wood*

**peachfuzz** · 02-20-2009, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by reed

aint worried about the little people

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 04:04 PM

scorpions, pat benetar, rush (even though they 70's and 90's as well), def leppard, tommy tutone, reo speedwagon, triumph, zz top, eddie money, journey, and probably thirty others that dont immediatley spring to mind.

**peachfuzz** · 02-20-2009, 04:04 PM

This clen has me buzzing. It actually is making me feel very weak.

**scibble** · 02-20-2009, 04:05 PM

i'm out to the stores ...

latas !

**peachfuzz** · 02-20-2009, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

scorpions, pat benetar, rush (even though they 70's and 90's as well), def leppard, tommy tutone, reo speedwagon, triumph, zz top, eddie money, journey, and probably thirty others that dont immediatley spring to mind.

as i lay dying, through the eyes of the dead, poison the well, evergreen terrace, alexisonfire, the devil wears prada, haste the day.

Look into those scibble. You will like