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  1. 02-20-2009, 10:28 AM #130201
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    see idk if my sex drive can get any higher. i'll be a rapist if it does
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah, looking old is gross and don't forget about skin cancer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g6QXkE68io

    interesting video
    That was interesting.
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    Goddamn it. Can the stock market please stop falling now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    4'8???

    4'8 tall??

    oh my

    im comin to visit buddy
    yep, she is shorty.
    but im 5,7 ft filled with rage so you will stay way from here and several kilometres from her.
    I'm trying to turn my mom lez, is that wrong? LOL
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    why is it the girls who wear t-shirts like "future trophy wife" or "foxy"
    are no prize and usually busted. Do they not have a mirror?
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    I'm losing more fcuking money every day than I can make. Soon I'll be sending in job apps to be a Somali pirate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    why is it the girls who wear t-shirts like "future trophy wife" or "foxy"
    are no prize and usually busted. Do they not have a mirror?
    It's funny 'cause it's true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    why is it the girls who wear t-shirts like "future trophy wife" or "foxy"
    are no prize and usually busted. Do they not have a mirror?
    i like when i see fat chicks with the pants that say sexy or bootylicious on the ass

    i just wanna choke em with the damn pants
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    We need to start ticketing these girls.

    "Pardon me ma'am. I'm officer dukkit of the booty patrol. I'm going to have to ticket you for wearing "bootylicious" sweatpants when you are clearly just fat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    We need to start ticketing these girls.

    "Pardon me ma'am. I'm officer dukkit of the booty patrol. I'm going to have to ticket you for wearing "bootylicious" sweatpants when you are clearly just fat."
    haha

    i saw a fake ticket on a car once... i think in baltimore

    it said something like thank you for visiting our fair city and not knowing how to park a damn car correctly. and so on.. lol
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    scibble checking in .....

    and going out.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I'm losing more fcuking money every day than I can make. Soon I'll be sending in job apps to be a Somali pirate.
    every night dread priate Roberts said to me "goodnight Wesley I'll most likely kill you in the morning"

    name that movie
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    i dont think KRATOS was here for our Morning Radio Show discussion ERNST
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I'm losing more fcuking money every day than I can make. Soon I'll be sending in job apps to be a Somali pirate.
    why on earth do you play the stock game?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    every night dread priate Roberts said to me "goodnight Wesley I'll most likely kill you in the morning"

    name that movie
    no idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    why on earth do you play the stock game?
    I used to think I was winning at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    and out....
    hi









    bye
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    every night dread priate Roberts said to me "goodnight Wesley I'll most likely kill you in the morning"

    name that movie
    The Princess Bride.
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    in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out

    and AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    much better
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    The Princess Bride.
    oh ive seen that
    but not enough to memorize lines
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I used to think I was winning at it.
    i see, that was...

    Great
    Ridiculous
    Enormous
    Effective
    Dorky

    lolza
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    I have a good memory for things that hold no purpose. i can give you some girl named Meg's phone number from 8th grade.
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    that looks like a little erection at the bottom in vol's av
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    The Princess Bride.
    yeah, good job
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i see, that was...

    Great
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    Dorky

    lolza
    Still richer than you supp boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I have a good memory for things that hold no purpose. i can give you some girl named Meg's phone number from 8th grade.
    retarded rain man
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I have a good memory for things that hold no purpose. i can give you some girl named Meg's phone number from 8th grade.
    call her up and see what she's doing tonight LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    retarded rain man
    Now you know why I'm so good at cards yet can hardly recite the alphabet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh ive seen that
    but not enough to memorize lines
    I memorize everything, and nothing useful
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    that looks like a little erection at the bottom in vol's av
    But def not MY erection, cos it wont fit in this 19" screen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Still richer than you supp boy.
    Money doesn't bring happiness...
    ...so give to me, dammit!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    call her up and see what she's doing tonight LOL
    She doesn't even live here anymore. I haven't seen her in 10 years or more.
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    well, i am taking my luv bizkit out shopping and eating

    talk to yalls later!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Now you know why I'm so good at cards yet can hardly recite the alphabet.
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    Vol, you're making me yearn for criminal enterprise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I memorize everything, and nothing useful
    I'm unable to memorize anything short and mid term. Shrinko claims its related to my inability to pay attention ADD (for which i've always rejected a treatment).
    But from time to time old memories come back incomplete.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Vol, you're making me yearn for criminal enterprise.
    partners??

    i need some loot and a new hobby
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Vol, you're making me yearn for criminal enterprise.
    You will never be fat enough to be a cool gang leader. I'm on my way btw. LOL
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