'Official Postwhore Thread'

[oneshot]

thats funny. i know quite a few body builders who drive camry's

car of champions. 206 grand on the odometer and it still runs like a charm

[Kratos]

*sigh* kratos were you mean to the nice bank chick???

yeah, I was
not like ho's have never done it to me

[RuhlFreak55]

car of champions. 206 grand on the odometer and it still runs like a charm

pfft.....'96 bronco - 260,000
'96 F-350 - 290,000
'93 bronco - 226,000

[Ernst]

My '92 GMC Sierra is at like 200,000 now.

[Dukkit]

my hyundai has 153k
both my subarus had 170k

[Dukkit]

so my friend just got a job as a psychologist

and hes tellin me that he has told all his clients that they have repressed memories of being molested as a child and thats why they have such problems now

hahahahahahahahahah

hes crackin me up

[RuhlFreak55]

my hyundai has 153k
both my subarus had 170k

u've never had a vehicle get over 200k???? you have to do the maintenance dukki!!!

[Dukkit]

u've never had a vehicle get over 200k???? you have to do the maintenance dukki!!!

nah
i beat em to the ground and then spend 300 bucks on another one

no maintenance needed

its actually cheaper this way

i can run a car for a year till it dies. no maintenence costs.. then it dies and i spend 300-500 for a new one

over the course of a year alot of ppl spend more then that for maintence

[Kratos]

blew a piston in my last saab over 200k
she was smokin like a bastard and no power for awhile

[Dukkit]

i had a 87 buick for a year

never put oil in it or got it inspected

beat the shit out of it. ran it through corn fields

raced it at 110 mph

jumped old dirt farm roads with it

hit a few other cars in it (on purpose)

put a shit load of miles on it

and it ran great

then it died

we took it underneath a railroad bridge and blew it up

[Kratos]

had a few old buicks myself
first car was an 86 buick regal
2nd car wan an 87 buick regal
3rd car was an 88 buick regal

the 88 was kinda nice, they changed the styling that year
had a 2.8 liter fuel injected engine and it was a rare 4 seater meaning bucket seats front and rear.
gave it to my brother and he smashed it into a school bus by accident and he fled the scene of the accident. He got in some trouble for that one.

[Kratos]

the 87 regal, I put a pretty sick stereo system in
2 JL audio 12W-6''s
it shook a city block

[Dukkit]

mine was a Somerset

2 door, v-6

nice, nimble and quick on the highways

[Dukkit]

like so. except mine was all silver

[RuhlFreak55]

i had a 87 buick for a year

never put oil in it or got it inspected

beat the shit out of it. ran it through corn fields

raced it at 110 mph

jumped old dirt farm roads with it

hit a few other cars in it (on purpose)

put a shit load of miles on it

and it ran great

then it died

we took it underneath a railroad bridge and blew it up

jesus christ....ur meaner to cars than my brother is to shoes

[Dukkit]

jesus christ....ur meaner to cars than my brother is to shoes

hah

you have no idea

i have absolutely destroyed cars

one roomate had an old chevy celebrity

when it died we took ax's and sledge hammers to it

there was not a single part of the body that didnt ahve dents and holes

we ended up chopping the roof in half and makin t-tops. hahah

chopped the steering wheel off.

every single window

everything basically. then we left it in the middle of a field

never saw it again

[Dukkit]

other roomate had a geo prizm

closed the doors one winter day and both windows shatterd

had em covered in duct tape

then the doors stopped closing so we had a bungee cord in the car going from one door to another to keep them semi closed

the exhaust fell off and we chopped the rest off at the headers

so this car was super super loud

couldnt see out the 2 windows

and doors that slammed open and shut around turns cuz of the bungee cord

ahh the good days

[Kratos]

like so. except mine was all silver

my little sister had a somerset
I had to share it one summer when I was home from college
that one has rims from a pontiac grand-am on it lol

did yours have the sweet digital dash?

[Kratos]

hah

you have no idea

i have absolutely destroyed cars

one roomate had an old chevy celebrity

when it died we took ax's and sledge hammers to it

there was not a single part of the body that didnt ahve dents and holes

we ended up chopping the roof in half and makin t-tops. hahah

chopped the steering wheel off.

every single window

everything basically. then we left it in the middle of a field

never saw it again

you're supposto remove the vin plates when you do that

[Dukkit]

you're supposto remove the vin plates when you do that

psht

wasnt registered in any of our names

duh

[Dukkit]

my little sister had a somerset
I had to share it one summer when I was home from college
that one has rims from a pontiac grand-am on it lol

did yours have the sweet digital dash?

it did have the digital dash!!

and it would only go to 85mph then start flashing. wouldnt register any faster. it would go faster but wouldnt register on the dash

i used to love drivin on the high way with friends or a chick....

and you could change the dash from MPH to KMH

id change it... and be like damn, we're doin 120!!

and theyd look over and see 120 on the dash but not the kmh and freak out

hahahah

[Kratos]

it did have the digital dash!!

and it would only go to 85mph then start flashing. wouldnt register any faster. it would go faster but wouldnt register on the dash

i used to love drivin on the high way with friends or a chick....

and you could change the dash from MPH to KMH

id change it... and be like damn, we're doin 120!!

and theyd look over and see 120 on the dash but not the kmh and freak out

hahahah

yeah, I remember the blinking 85 lol

and when you got down to a 1/4 of a tank, you could push a button and it made the last quater fill up the whole gage
so even though you were low on gas it made you feel like she was full

[Dukkit]

i had a 76 lincoln continental

loved that car

460 V8. that shit was powerful

like mine... but mine was dark green
Really wish i would of kept it and restored it a bit more.. .baby would be sweet to have now

[Dukkit]

yeah, I remember the blinking 85 lol

and when you got down to a 1/4 of a tank, you could push a button and it made the last quater fill up the whole gageso even though you were low on gas it made you feel like she was full

oh shit! i forgot about that!

hahaha oh man. memories

[Kratos]

bank chicks status on facebook

is riding the 7:30 Alone Train to Aloneville. Making stops in Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West Breakinupwithyou

[Dukkit]

bank chicks status on facebook

is riding the 7:30 Alone Train to Aloneville. Making stops in Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West Breakinupwithyou

[Dukkit]

was bank chick the one that gave ya the lap dance and strung you along for like 2 hours before you got your dick wet?

[Kratos]

and the chunky guy chimed in that he pictures her with someone not so insecure that can handle her having guy friends

[Kratos]

was bank chick the one that gave ya the lap dance and strung you along for like 2 hours before you got your dick wet?

yup, that's the one

[Kratos]

and the chunky guy chimed in that he pictures her with someone not so insecure that can handle her having guy friends

so I'm guessing that means they talked about it over the phone

[Dukkit]

and the chunky guy chimed in that he pictures her with someone not so insecure that can handle her having guy friends

i bet you he was one of the first ppl she called to cry too

sad

[Dukkit]

so i'm guessing that means they talked about it over the phone

i bet you he was one of the first ppl she called to cry too

sad

ditto!!!!

[Kratos]

you can always count on the sensitive fat guy to comfort you

[Ernst]

and the chunky guy chimed in that he pictures her with someone not so insecure that can handle her having guy friends

Like him?....

what a douche.

[RuhlFreak55]

how did all this happen?????????

[Chode Logan]

I like you.

[Dukkit]

I like you.

[Chode Logan]

dukki you just advanced our relationship to the next level.

[Kratos]

tons of fun was enjoying friendship just fine on saturday

[Dukkit]

dukki you just advanced our relationship to the next level.

i move quick

keep up

next youll be havin my babies