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  1. 03-13-2009, 09:02 AM #136481
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    You always live the high life.....makes me jealous.
    yeah. i love my life. what can i say... hahahah

    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Ick. Meal 1 down the hatch.
    tasty
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    nice. till the next hurricane and the whole island washes away
    who cares......
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i used to live in the boonies where there was only 1 redlight in the whole COUNTY. no stores. or fast food places. 2 gas stations. 1 mom and pop grocery store. no black ppl. and incest, sheep fukkin was normal

    you cant teach me any tricks
    My town has no stoplights. No gas station. No gym. No sheep. One bar.

    Population: ~1,000
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    My town has no stoplights. No gas station. No gym. No sheep. One bar.

    Population: ~1,000
    yeah... im not talkin about the town...

    this was the whole COUNTY!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lex57 View Post
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    id name him Buddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    My town has no stoplights. No gas station. No gym. No sheep. One bar.

    Population: ~1,000
    There is nothing else to do but get big..
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    went on a date last night

    shes 5'2

    about 95-100 pounds

    im 6'3 and 220

    hahah oh man. spinner!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    yeah... im not talkin about the town...

    this was the whole COUNTY!!
    wow what state?
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    What's up Voland???
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    There is nothing else to do but get big..
    we had nothing else to do but blow shit up, drink and fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    went on a date last night

    shes 5'2

    about 95-100 pounds

    im 6'3 and 220

    hahah oh man. spinner!!!!
    Like an exercist like thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by lex57 View Post
    wow what state?
    Perry County, Pennsylvania

    center, center of the state pretty much
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    Like an exercist like thing
    yeah. i may hurt her. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Perry County, Pennsylvania

    center, center of the state pretty much
    is that amish country
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    my first 2 days of cardio and low carbs were yesterday and the day before...

    and already my abs are poking through

    i love having a fast metabolism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    or wait.... "god do i love being a turtle!!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by lex57 View Post
    is that amish country
    no no. thats a few countys over

    but i lived in amish country also

    which actually had more ppl and things then perry county

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    no no. thats a few countys over

    but i lived in amish country also

    which actually had more ppl and things then perry county

    lol
    seems like it would be easy bangin amish chicks....just bring em over and show em a working light bulb and a toaster and they would be like they are in the future......easily impressed. i'm just sayin.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    your doing cardio at 7 in the morning?

    your not right in the head
    usually do cardio at 5.....7 is late for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by lex57 View Post
    seems like it would be easy bangin amish chicks....just bring em over and show em a working light bulb and a toaster and they would be like they are in the future......easily impressed. i'm just sayin.............
    haha

    yeah but they all stink and have fudged up teeth

    i had to pass on them
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha

    yeah but they all stink and have fudged up teeth

    i had to pass on them
    What? you have standards. NOOOOOOOO!!!!
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    well kids, who wants to listed Voland last sexual adventure thatg happened yesterday? It involves public place sex and little to no conversation with a complete strager 16yr old girl (which is legal here, just in case you get all jealous and stuff LOL)..
    well, maybe it is not interesting...
    Its pretty sunny here LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    What? you have standards. NOOOOOOOO!!!!
    sorry to dissapoint

    but i cant fukk a chick with ugly teeth

    it makes my stomach churn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    well kids, who wants to listed Voland last sexual adventure thatg happened yesterday? It involves public place sex and little to no conversation with a complete strager 16yr old girl (which is legal here, just in case you get all jealous and stuff LOL)..
    well, maybe it is not interesting...
    Its pretty sunny here LOL
    hmmm

    16


    hmmm

    yummy
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha

    yeah but they all stink and have fudged up teeth

    i had to pass on them
    i don't like bad teeth either....blech...u can always tell if a girl has them too because she'll notice how nice my teeth are immediately.....and i don't even think they're nice...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha

    yeah but they all stink and have fudged up teeth

    i had to pass on them
    turn the light bulb off and show her some indoor plumbing....problem solved. rotten teeth are hot though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hmmm

    16


    hmmm

    yummy
    yeap...also foragt a MINOR detail...first time anal
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    I can't take it....grabbing hammer to hit my playing hand...no wait, booking ticket to go find dukkit....much better thought....drops hammer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    yeap...also foragt a MINOR detail...first time anal
    did it hurt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    I can't take it....grabbing hammer to hit my playing hand...no wait, booking ticket to go find dukkit....much better thought....drops hammer
    Hammers rule. Axes are better though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    yeap...also foragt a MINOR detail...first time anal
    did you use the voland, patented agrressiveness, or the new shy method to pick her up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lex57 View Post
    did it hurt?
    she moaned quite much...but does it really matter? haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by lex57 View Post
    turn the light bulb off and show her some indoor plumbing....problem solved. rotten teeth are hot though.
    eww
    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    yeap...also foragt a MINOR detail...first time anal
    i hope she bled
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    I can't take it....grabbing hammer to hit my playing hand...no wait, booking ticket to go find dukkit....much better thought....drops hammer
    haha
    come find me bro. ill make it easy. you got my number. and ill send ya my addy. hahahah
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    Aw man.... I just got invited to a huge boozefest for St. Paddy's. I don't drink anymore .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    Hammers rule. Axes are better though.
    i concur....in most cases you can kill more foes faster with an axe....at least i can anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Aw man.... I just got invited to a huge boozefest for St. Paddy's. I don't drink anymore .
    go

    sip on water

    and take advantage of the drunk sluts

    thats what i do
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    did you use the voland, patented agrressiveness, or the new shy method to pick her up?
    No, right now there is way long road for me to feel confortable with a smooth nice guy approach.
    It has probably one of my most agressive, testosterone filled approaches. I was pissed cos i didn't lift so i had to get rid of that energy and she happened to catch my eye and i just assumed it was Very on and i proceded mercilessly lol also i could have been slapped (which is not un normal to me haha).
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Aw man.... I just got invited to a huge boozefest for St. Paddy's. I don't drink anymore .
    Just hold a glass of sprite and the bubbles will make the others think you have drink. Or just say you are the designated driver.
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