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  1. 03-13-2009, 09:28 AM #136521
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Aw man.... I just got invited to a huge boozefest for St. Paddy's. I don't drink anymore .
    St Paddy's is that a spring fest or something?
    As you know i only drink water, you'll be fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    go

    sip on water

    and take advantage of the drunk sluts

    thats what i do
    It's a bunch of people I know... not exactly a place to find new twirl. Though I will go out for St. Paddy's... I'm one Irish looking mofo. It's expected of me. When I go to the Irish Pub people try to order from me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    No, right now there is way long road for me to feel confortable with a smooth nice guy approach.
    It has probably one of my most agressive, testosterone filled approaches. I was pissed cos i didn't lift so i had to get rid of that energy and she happened to catch my eye and i just assumed it was Very on and i proceded mercilessly lol also i could have been slapped (which is not un normal to me haha).
    Whew, thank god! I like this voland, crazy as a banshee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    St Paddy's is that a spring fest or something?
    As you know i only drink water, you'll be fine.
    Holy Crap. You're missing out on a huge American alcohol-fueled day of debauchery!
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    How can I buy us an Island if this Go* Da** stock market keeps screwing me!!!!

    I could pull out all my money and we could dredge out a new island!! hmmm
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    V, St. Patrick's day is a holiday that the Irish immigrants celebrated when they arrived here. It's gotten much bigger here than it is in Ireland. It's a day where everyone wears green (or else people can pinch you), eats corned beef, and gets plastered drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    How can I buy us an Island if this Go* Da** stock market keeps screwing me!!!!

    I could pull out all my money and we could dredge out a new island!! hmmm
    lol
    damn it
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Holy Crap. You're missing out on a huge American alcohol-fueled day of debauchery!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    V, St. Patrick's day is a holiday that the Irish immigrants celebrated when they arrived here. It's gotten much bigger here than it is in Ireland. It's a day where everyone wears green (or else people can pinch you), eats corned beef, and gets plastered drunk.
    I can take the green color and the beef
    But only Irish descendents celebrate it, right?
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    this whole low carb thing... is equaling me being hungry non stop
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    I can take the green color and the beef
    But only Irish descendents celebrate it, right?
    Nope. Everybody is Irish for a day. Or at least wishes they were.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Nope. Everybody is Irish for a day. Or at least wishes they were.
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    voland

    your spainish

    your forever doomed

    bummer dude
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    voland

    your spainish

    your forever doomed

    bummer dude
    i know, dooooom.
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    this whole cardio thing

    hurts my feet

    lol

    i woke up and could barely put pressure on them after the last 2 days of running
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    doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doom doomy doom doomy doooom doom doomy doom doom dooom
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    i actually started watchin the first hour of DOOM the movie last night

    then it was my bed time so i turned it off
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    then go back to bed you freak

    lol

    thats what id do on my off day
    phhhhttt ! i was in bed before you had a chance to post NYAAAA

    and i just had some delicious lady-treats
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    Wait, voland is spanish?

    There is our language barrier solved for an island was down south.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    Wait, voland is spanish?

    There is our language barrier solved for an island was down south.
    i am from Spain, im catalan.
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    Scibbbsss!!!! how's the day off going or coming? pun intended.
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    Some damn good tennis pros from there.
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    voland is not spanish

    hes really a 400 pound fat man who lives at home with his mom in west virginia
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    Some damn good tennis pros from there.
    some damn good squid from there too
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    i already passed 30,100 posts

    geez dukki... calm down
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    ho's in different area codes this weekend
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Holy Crap. You're missing out on a huge American alcohol-fueled day of debauchery!
    *shakes head and sighs*
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    voland is not spanish

    hes really a 400 pound fat man who lives at home with his mom in west virginia
    damn it dukkit....you are cleaning up this mess...you made me spit it out
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hah
    yeah ive seen ya post here and there.

    well my life is still wonderful

    lol

    work sucks

    family is good

    gym is good

    and yes... i still get a great amount of vag on my face
    been layin off the girls the last few weeks... but this weekend is the start of a new whore phase for me. it shall be interesting and full of stories
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    Why this weekend?
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    cuz it feels right

    hahahahahahaha
    he has no-blood-y idea ! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i already passed 30,100 posts

    geez dukki... calm down
    ur a whore
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    Lines everyone up for El Presidente'...Kratos
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i am from Spain, im catalan.
    isn't that like saying I'm from America, I'm a New Yorker?

    I say you're a European Mexican
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    Scibbbsss!!!! how's the day off going or coming? pun intended.
    ha. coming. i love friday morning. sleepy-supple-woman sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    voland is not spanish

    hes really a 400 pound fat man who lives at home with his mom in west virginia
    do i lookm like a 400lb dude??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    ho's in different area codes this weekend
    welcome to a weekend in the life of Dukkit
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    damn it dukkit....you are cleaning up this mess...you made me spit it out
    sowwy. ill air mail ya some wet naps
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    ur a whore
    and proud of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    do i lookm like a 400lb dude??
    that's me in front of my computer right now.

    hope none of you were eating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    isn't that like saying I'm from America, I'm a New Yorker?

    I say you're a European Mexican
    Not really. More like saying i'm American, i'm from the US.

    Ofcourse i'm European, No mexican
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    but currently, it's more like "i'm Canadian, i'm from Quebec"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    Not really. More like saying i'm American, i'm from the US.

    Ofcourse i'm European, No mexican
    are you a mexi-can??

    or a mexi-cant??
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    Hey, whatever happened to smokey and abbot?
    I don't see them anymore, I do have smokey's email though.
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