'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

Aw man.... I just got invited to a huge boozefest for St. Paddy's. I don't drink anymore .

St Paddy's is that a spring fest or something?
As you know i only drink water, you'll be fine.

[Ernst]

go

sip on water

and take advantage of the drunk sluts

thats what i do

It's a bunch of people I know... not exactly a place to find new twirl. Though I will go out for St. Paddy's... I'm one Irish looking mofo. It's expected of me. When I go to the Irish Pub people try to order from me....

[10nispro]

No, right now there is way long road for me to feel confortable with a smooth nice guy approach.
It has probably one of my most agressive, testosterone filled approaches. I was pissed cos i didn't lift so i had to get rid of that energy and she happened to catch my eye and i just assumed it was Very on and i proceded mercilessly lol also i could have been slapped (which is not un normal to me haha).

Whew, thank god! I like this voland, crazy as a banshee.

[Ernst]

St Paddy's is that a spring fest or something?
As you know i only drink water, you'll be fine.

Holy Crap. You're missing out on a huge American alcohol-fueled day of debauchery!

[10nispro]

How can I buy us an Island if this Go* Da** stock market keeps screwing me!!!!

I could pull out all my money and we could dredge out a new island!! hmmm

[Ernst]

V, St. Patrick's day is a holiday that the Irish immigrants celebrated when they arrived here. It's gotten much bigger here than it is in Ireland. It's a day where everyone wears green (or else people can pinch you), eats corned beef, and gets plastered drunk.

[Dukkit]

How can I buy us an Island if this Go* Da** stock market keeps screwing me!!!!

I could pull out all my money and we could dredge out a new island!! hmmm

lol
damn it

[Voland]

Holy Crap. You're missing out on a huge American alcohol-fueled day of debauchery!

[Voland]

V, St. Patrick's day is a holiday that the Irish immigrants celebrated when they arrived here. It's gotten much bigger here than it is in Ireland. It's a day where everyone wears green (or else people can pinch you), eats corned beef, and gets plastered drunk.

I can take the green color and the beef
But only Irish descendents celebrate it, right?

[Dukkit]

this whole low carb thing... is equaling me being hungry non stop

[Ernst]

I can take the green color and the beef
But only Irish descendents celebrate it, right?

Nope. Everybody is Irish for a day. Or at least wishes they were.

[Voland]

Nope. Everybody is Irish for a day. Or at least wishes they were.

[Dukkit]

voland

your spainish

your forever doomed

bummer dude

[Voland]

voland

your spainish

your forever doomed

bummer dude

i know, dooooom.

[Dukkit]

this whole cardio thing

hurts my feet

lol

i woke up and could barely put pressure on them after the last 2 days of running

[Ernst]

doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doom doomy doom doomy doooom doom doomy doom doom dooom

[Dukkit]

i actually started watchin the first hour of DOOM the movie last night

then it was my bed time so i turned it off

[scibble]

then go back to bed you freak

lol

thats what id do on my off day

phhhhttt ! i was in bed before you had a chance to post NYAAAA

and i just had some delicious lady-treats

[10nispro]

Wait, voland is spanish?

There is our language barrier solved for an island was down south.

[Voland]

Wait, voland is spanish?

There is our language barrier solved for an island was down south.

i am from Spain, im catalan.

[10nispro]

Scibbbsss!!!! how's the day off going or coming? pun intended.

[10nispro]

Some damn good tennis pros from there.

[Dukkit]

voland is not spanish

hes really a 400 pound fat man who lives at home with his mom in west virginia

[Dukkit]

Some damn good tennis pros from there.

some damn good squid from there too

[Dukkit]

i already passed 30,100 posts

geez dukki... calm down

[Kratos]

ho's in different area codes this weekend

[RuhlFreak55]

Holy Crap. You're missing out on a huge American alcohol-fueled day of debauchery!

*shakes head and sighs*

[10nispro]

voland is not spanish

hes really a 400 pound fat man who lives at home with his mom in west virginia

damn it dukkit....you are cleaning up this mess...you made me spit it out

[scibble]

hah
yeah ive seen ya post here and there.

well my life is still wonderful

lol

work sucks

family is good

gym is good

and yes... i still get a great amount of vag on my face
been layin off the girls the last few weeks... but this weekend is the start of a new whore phase for me. it shall be interesting and full of stories

Why this weekend?

cuz it feels right

hahahahahahaha

he has no-blood-y idea ! lol

[RuhlFreak55]

i already passed 30,100 posts

geez dukki... calm down

ur a whore

[10nispro]

Lines everyone up for El Presidente'...Kratos

[Kratos]

i am from Spain, im catalan.

isn't that like saying I'm from America, I'm a New Yorker?

I say you're a European Mexican

[scibble]

Scibbbsss!!!! how's the day off going or coming? pun intended.

ha. coming. i love friday morning. sleepy-supple-woman sex.

[Voland]

voland is not spanish

hes really a 400 pound fat man who lives at home with his mom in west virginia

do i lookm like a 400lb dude??

[Dukkit]

ho's in different area codes this weekend

welcome to a weekend in the life of Dukkit

damn it dukkit....you are cleaning up this mess...you made me spit it out

sowwy. ill air mail ya some wet naps

ur a whore

and proud of it

[scibble]

do i lookm like a 400lb dude??

that's me in front of my computer right now.

hope none of you were eating.

[Voland]

isn't that like saying I'm from America, I'm a New Yorker?

I say you're a European Mexican

Not really. More like saying i'm American, i'm from the US.

Ofcourse i'm European, No mexican

[scibble]

but currently, it's more like "i'm Canadian, i'm from Quebec"

[Dukkit]

Not really. More like saying i'm American, i'm from the US.

Ofcourse i'm European, No mexican

are you a mexi-can??

or a mexi-cant??

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Hey, whatever happened to smokey and abbot?
I don't see them anymore, I do have smokey's email though.