'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

So which is it... natty for life

or will you come to the dark side

cause when you say forever there is no turning back

it depends, I belive i havent even reached 50% of my max potential.
When i reach my potential (if i do) and i am not satisfied i will consider it.

[Dukkit]

erenst... do the deca

[Voland]

[scibble]

so dukk.

if you're passing blood and a chick gives you a bj,

does that mean the chick has earned her "red sausage"? LOLZZZZZZ

[Reed]

yep running to 19nors is a great idea!

[Kratos]

I see dukkit is whoring again
the world is still round

[oneshot]

reporting for duty!

[Ernst]

I'm back... Roomie was getting out of the shower and I had to go molest her.

[Kratos]

so dukk.

if you're passing blood and a chick gives you a bj,

does that mean the chick has earned her "red sausage"? LOLZZZZZZ

if I'm passing blood, the last thing on my mind is a bj
probably why so few chicks earn their red sausage

[Kratos]

kid just walked a moped past my office window
only one reason to walk a moped down the street
wonder how long he's got to go

[Kratos]

I'm back... Roomie was getting out of the shower and I had to go molest her.

I think you're accidently making your roomie your live in gf

[oneshot]

guys, im so goddamn broke its not even funny. rent, utilities, and my phone bill pretty much wiped me out this month. until i get paid in a few days, i cant even afford to put vegetables in my eggwhites. yuck. anybody need a male prostitute?

[Phate]

No shit, he said I showed signs due to involuntary movements of the eyes or something, he was a dick

was he checking your horizontal nystagmus?

[Kratos]

guys, im so goddamn broke its not even funny. rent, utilities, and my phone bill pretty much wiped me out this month. until i get paid in a few days, i cant even afford to put vegetables in my eggwhites. yuck. anybody need a male prostitute?

I'm poor too
only 600 for the rest of the month after I mail out some bills
might sound like a lot but it's not when you still have 2 psudo gf's to entertain

[oneshot]

im fvcking starving!!! egg whites and oats dont quell my cravings

[oneshot]

I'm poor too
only 600 for the rest of the month after I mail out some bills
might sound like a lot but it's not when you still have 2 psudo gf's to entertain

i got 28 dollars for the next 4 days. and i still need to put gas in my car... damnit. luckily, i still have 14 dozen egg whites in the fridge and 2 containers of oats so i wont completely starve

[Ernst]

I think you're accidently making your roomie your live in gf

It's definitely a fine line.

[Kratos]

I get paid once a month
by the time pay day comes around most of my money is spoken for
maybe if I tell the mailman to stop bringing me mail

[oneshot]

I get paid once a month
by the time pay day comes around most of my money is spoken for
maybe if I tell the mailman to stop bringing me mail

heeeeey. now your onto something. "sorry city, i didnt get an utility bill this month." hmmmm

[oneshot]

does anybody else have gas heating? until our current place, ive never had gas before. this shit is fvckin outrageous! like 200 bucks to heat a 3 br, 2 ba duplex per month. we have had our gas turned off nearly all winter since we lost our 3rd roommate. its cold as balls in this biatch

[RuhlFreak55]

i got 28 dollars for the next 4 days. and i still need to put gas in my car... damnit. luckily, i still have 14 dozen egg whites in the fridge and 2 containers of oats so i wont completely starve

28 dollars wouldn't fill broncobilly even 3/4

[scibble]

so krat.

you looking nervously over your shoulder still ?

[oneshot]

28 dollars wouldn't fill broncobilly even 3/4

28 bucks wont even fill up my camery!

[Ernst]

Haha. I used to have a gas heater that leaked and we had to turn it off... and we couldn't afford to have a repair guy come. That was a miserable month. I took a lot of hot baths.

[Kratos]

so krat.

you looking nervously over your shoulder still ?

haven't heard anything since she called me from my doorstep
I picked up the phone and she wanted to talk and I just told her my mind was made up.
She didn't take it well, but I think it's over.

[scibble]

ernst was sure you spent the night at your parents'

[Kratos]

does anybody else have gas heating? until our current place, ive never had gas before. this shit is fvckin outrageous! like 200 bucks to heat a 3 br, 2 ba duplex per month. we have had our gas turned off nearly all winter since we lost our 3rd roommate. its cold as balls in this biatch

yeah I do
try paying 800-1000 per month in the winter
300 in the summer for the hot water and stuff

[Ernst]

Wow. After three weeks, too! Imagine if you'd held on to her longer!

[Kratos]

ernst was sure you spent the night at your parents'

I chilled over there with my brother eating my parent's food until 9 or so then I went home.

[Dukkit]

so dukk.

if you're passing blood and a chick gives you a bj,

does that mean the chick has earned her "red sausage"? LOLZZZZZZ

i guess so!!!
but im not having sex or any sexual action till i hear back from the doc
though i tested it out last night and its not bloody now

yep running to 19nors is a great idea!

it actually is

I see dukkit is whoring again
the world is still round

i missed you. lol

reporting for duty!

drop and give me 20 maggot! your late!!

if I'm passing blood, the last thing on my mind is a bj
probably why so few chicks earn their red sausage

yeah. well the girl on sunday had a bloody stomach full of semen. like bloody semen pool in her belly button. glad i pulled out, or else i wouldnt of known im bleeding.

so krat.

you looking nervously over your shoulder still ?

yeah kratos... whats up with psycho bank chick>?

[Dukkit]

28 bucks wont even fill up my camery!

28 bucks will fill my hyundai a time and a half

[Kratos]

haha dukkit got a case of hematospermia
you get kicked in the nuts or something?
time for another STD test you dirty bastard

[Ernst]

Hyundai? I thought you had a Subaru? New car?

[Kratos]

yeah kratos... whats up with psycho bank chick>?

we're done son
she got the middle finger on her way out

[Dukkit]

haha dukkit got a case of hematospermia
you get kicked in the nuts or something?
time for another STD test you dirty bastard

yeah i nutted blood.. twice. went to the doc. says its normal and probably just irritation from the UTI i had a few weeks ago. STD tests came back clean
no nut kicking.

Hyundai? I thought you had a Subaru? New car?

got rid of that like 5 months ago. lol and the subaru before that one too.

we're done son
she got the middle finger on her way out

yeah scibble was keeping me up to date. lol

[Ernst]

Hmm... I need to buy my mother a birthday present....

[RuhlFreak55]

*sigh* kratos were you mean to the nice bank chick???

[oneshot]

28 bucks will fill my hyundai a time and a half

got a 16 gallon tank on the camery. and the needle is below the E line at the moment

[Dukkit]

Hmm... I need to buy my mother a birthday present....

my mom owes me 2 years of birthday presents

which were supposed to be Skydiviing. but shes backing out cuz she "doesnt want to pay for my death" as she puts it

so now i gotta pay for it. and i owe her a tattoo for her last birthday

*sigh* i just wanna buy gear
hahah

[Dukkit]

got a 16 gallon tank on the camery. and the needle is below the E line at the moment

thats funny. i know quite a few body builders who drive camry's