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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    you should be otherwise you will hav little basterd factory running around and child alomonies to pay till you died I never did pay your alomonies but u were my only mistake...cant get away with more
    that's a good one cal.....finally!

    but that's nothing compared to getting HIV.....i shudder to think about it

    ShuDDeR I tell you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    you should be otherwise you will hav little basterd factory running around and child alomonies to pay till you died I never did pay your alomonies but u were my only mistake...cant get away with more
    hahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    that's a good one cal.....finally!

    but that's nothing compared to getting HIV.....i shudder to think about it

    ShuDDeR I tell you!
    Only if you gt it doing ANAL....otherwise fvck it.

    On the serious note I dont want to get it .........I think I am going to have 3 days of unlimited FUN next week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I heard a story of a guy splaying open his ball bag cause he was using a peice of heavy equipment to masturbate. I guess the vibration was just the right frequency. His ball bag was too close to a part of the machine that had moving parts.

    He was so embarrased he stuffed everything back in and fixed it with a stapler. It got infected and all kinds of puss and inflamation going on. He ended up in the hospital and came clean with the doc what happened.
    Actually here in the news 4 ys ago guy try to have sex with his vaccum. Some how it stuck in the vaccum and paramedics had to come take it out It was all over news.......
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    g-d i hope this discussion doesn't lead where it lead months ago...in this thread too i think... please...NO!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Actually here in the news 4 ys ago guy try to have sex with his vaccum. Some how it stuck in the vaccum and paramedics had to come take it out It was all over news.......
    vaccum cleaners are total sluts, he isn't the first
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    yeah, i painted lipstick on mine
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    g-d i hope this discussion doesn't lead where it lead months ago...in this thread too i think... please...NO!!
    i am telling you ...4 hrs of watching porn lying next to a naked chick who is willing to even lick ur balls is priceless.

    let me put it that way

    porno 4$
    sofa u will have sex on $300
    bra and panty $50

    cumming all over that bitch ...priceless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    vaccum cleaners are total sluts, he isn't the first
    he was the joke of the city for a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    yeah, i painted lipstick on mine
    help me find the asshole.......its for my friend. he is asking me
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    help me find the asshole.......its for my friend. he is asking me
    no problem

    just insert into the bag of dirt
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    no problem

    just insert into the bag of dirt
    yeah and it will come out brown
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    sick sick sick!
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    no wonder everyone else has left
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    cme on its not that bad
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    i guess it's time for most of these guys to go home

    ....including me!!!! unless my last customer actually shows up, and then i'll be here for another twenty to thirty.

    dukkit is out of here any minute now, right dukkit?
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    "i'll take you to the candy shop" - that girl's voice singing that line is what makes the song
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    "i'll take you to the candy shop" - that girl's voice singing that line is what makes the song
    I just want that freaking candy shop....espicially the cashier girl in the end.
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    i know, you want her in the END
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    can I have her in the start and in the middle as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i guess it's time for most of these guys to go home

    ....including me!!!! unless my last customer actually shows up, and then i'll be here for another twenty to thirty.

    dukkit is out of here any minute now, right dukkit?
    about 10 mins
    yes sir!!
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    nah, those are MInE
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    nah, those are MInE
    shame on u for not sharing........

    what do u do scibble?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    shame on u for not sharing........

    what do u do scibble?
    you not serious are you? do for a living? no way

    everyone knows i'm doctoring and i have to put up with asshole patients alld ay
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    you not serious are you? do for a living? no way

    everyone knows i'm doctoring and i have to put up with asshole patients alld ay
    i didnt know.......what kind of assholes u r dealing with...u mean a MD doctor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i didnt know.......what kind of assholes u r dealing with...u mean a MD doctor?
    yes my calgarian friend,

    i am an MD by day, and a perverted freak by night.

    my alter ego is : "Paul Scibble, American Gigolo"
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    yes my calgarian friend,

    i am an MD by day, and a perverted freak by night.

    my alter ego is : "Paul Scibble, American Gigolo"
    u asshole

    write me some prescriptions......i didnt know .....
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    Scibbs can you prescribe me some test and hgh pleases? i'll name my first born after you!
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    phffffffffttt :P

    OK, time for me to head home and do my evening routine: eat, gym, eat, shop for food, eat, fuk around on the computer eat, sh1t and sleep (with maybe some sex thrown in there somewhere)

    ttyl !
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    Quote Originally Posted by sizerp View Post
    Scibbs can you prescribe me some test and hgh pleases? i'll name my first born after you!
    sure! just as soon as i get the juice removed from the controlled substances category via my massive well-funded lobbying efforts.....



    NOT !
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    yea come on scibble!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    sure! just as soon as i get the juice removed from the controlled substances category via my massive well-funded lobbying efforts.....



    NOT !
    Psh.. Fine. be that way.
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    tonights goal:

    2000
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    what up sizerp my man
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    tonights goal:

    2000
    2000 crunches?

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    what up sizerp my man
    Nada bro. Just dinking around on my guitar, waiting to eat, etc.

    This one chick I am debating whether or not to just bail on. If she had a nose job, a tit job, liked sucking cock, worked out, and had better posture, she'd be perfect. Oh well... can't have it all
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    Quote Originally Posted by sizerp View Post
    2000 crunches?



    Nada bro. Just dinking around on my guitar, waiting to eat, etc.

    This one chick I am debating whether or not to just bail on. If she had a nose job, a tit job, liked sucking cock, worked out, and had better posture, she'd be perfect. Oh well... can't have it all
    keep her for sexual emergencies.
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    haha no dude, that's lee priest, definitely not me

    and hit that up, just tell her how it's to be done
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    hey if im' making chicken enchiladas do i bake the chicken at 350 for about an hour?
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    yes i think i shall

    shall what?

    shall WHORE!!
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