'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

Help with what?

[Deltasaurus]

this chick

[Ernst]

Is she going to take you on Maury because she's 110% sure you're the father? What's up?

[Ernst]

[Ernst]

Sorry. Had to do it.

[JiGGaMaN]

So i tested positive for Hep A today... Whos been shitting in my food?

[Ernst]

So i tested positive for Hep A today... Whos been shitting in my food?

You find the answer to that and you have the makings of a successful lawsuit.

[Ernst]

How does one treat hep A? Is it bad to have?

[Reed]

I going to PM admin and see if I can get the numbers out of my name

[Deltasaurus]

no no no...........
OK straight up i have always done well with getting women and its been alot easier lately because im getting cut up and girlies are usually pretty shallow.
So neways usually only mess with girls who have boyfriends because i dont want..or didnt want a relationship.
So i meet this girl we messed around a little but i never sealed the deal and then i lost my interest in her, OH BTW she did not have a BF so that meanti was considering dating her got it good.


So yah i tell me buddy to bang her so i wont wanna anymore and he does well the same not her INCREDIBLY attractive friend wh is about 18 19 years and is like a F-ing 20 on a scale 1 to 10 comes on to me and we mess around and kiss and thats all.
She has only been with 1 guy who was her boyfirend so she is pravtiaclly a virgin except 1 dude
Next night i take her to the movies and all we do is hold hands and im staiht up 100% content with that.
Then she get her cell phone hooked up
but she will only text me...yadda yadda u knwo its less confrontational and what not
so its hella hard to get my points across over texting and then we hangout again and she totally nervous around me and its pretty blatent she brang her friend with i think to make her feel more comforatble and secure or something of that nature
She obviously has somewhat low self esteem and trust issues and i think is intimidated by me or something but she obviously like me Too
im having a hard time communicating with her because we dont talk verbally on the phone and whenever we hang out its like never alone
Now i have AWESOME gabbing skillz and talk very well but we never get to avtaully talk
i normally wouldnt care and just chalk her off but for some damn Reason
I ACTUALLY LIKE HER yeah weird i know
so im trying to take things slow and not F-things up because this could be potentially a good relationship with a girl i like for who i think she is as of now without really knowing her all to way.
all i do know is:
Shes not a Slut
Shes got innocence that im totally into
daddys not around-figure that is some of the issues
She is not judgemental-She nows im a convict with a strike and doesnt judge me
and something else that i can put my finger on that makes me kinda sprung of her or have this kind of spark i dunno
help me out


-AJ

[Reed]

When you guys write try to space out and use paragraphs. My adhd kicks in and I'll last a sentence then say forget it

[Deltasaurus]

Also i didnt wanna go to the movies my buddy was taking her friend so he said bring her so i did i would have rather gone to startbucks and talked with her oppose to sittin next to a girly i hardly know for an hour and a half watching the lame ass movie twlight.

ya never bring girls to the movies on first few dates why would u. all i ever do is try and get sum. Go talk with em is MO

[Deltasaurus]

dubble piost

[Deltasaurus]

When you guys write try to space out and use paragraphs. My adhd kicks in and I'll last a sentence then say forget it

gotcha

[Ernst]

I hate texting. Just start calling her and see if she picks up. Invite her somewhere if you like. Just her. "I would love to take you to..."

Trust is earned yada, yada... but anyway, she may have heard about your dawg ways and is hesitant to trust you for that reason as well. This could take time. Anything worth having in this world don't come easy.

[Reed]

^^^ Ain't that the truth

Now time for a motherfvcking PIZZA!!!

[Ernst]

And if she's so uncomfortable around you alone you can make it a very well lit public place, like a café for lunch.

[Deltasaurus]

she only gets text unless i call her house. like i text her right now she'll right me back but she wont so far do the jsut her thing.i think someone made hav said a thing or two about a thing or two of me banging girls with boyfriends

[Ernst]

Text "I'm coming by, I have a surprise for you." Bring flowers. Say you have to leave somewhere, and let her spend the evening staring at them thinking of you. Girls lap that shit up. Her mom ought to think it's cute, and you get a foot in the door.

[Ernst]

I've also brought flowers to girls at school so they could show them off to their friends... that's half the battle, is her friends saying "I wish my bf did that." Girls are competitive by nature.

[Deltasaurus]

no way ur crazy i've taken her out twice, bring flowers and you become a psycho cmon bro! her moms a tweeker and i dont have my liscence untill January

[Ernst]

I hate tweakers. Yeah, definitely avoid the house...

[Deltasaurus]

Dude i think that may be what I like about her like i like weaker people who i make feel safe or secure, i like helping people and what not

[Ernst]

Don't be Captain Save-a-Ho.

She sounds sweet, so just treat her like a princess. With that home life she probably just wants to feel secure.

[Ernst]

Oh, and next time have a wingman on call for her friend... just in case.

[Reed]

Captain Save a Hoe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGobXsmPx78

[Deltasaurus]

just sucks All my boys are like call some girls and so i do and get like 4 -5 chicks to come over and i dont even like...want anything from em i jsut got this GIRL on my mind and my homies are like ur not dating her so it aint cheat u havent even really done shit with her, but ifeels like im like cheatin on my feelings or emotions its hella lame.
I mean i could have banged like 3 maybe 4 girls sense i messed with this girl a month ago. this weekend this hot ass college girl was all over me why her BF was asleep she was trying to get me to drink with her and then i was about to leave and she was like take my number. i said nah i dont do that...shes all gimme your then, and i shot her a fake LOL
I mean i coulda been BALL DEEP ya feel me but i am still thinkin about this other girl it sucks so bad

[Ernst]

You can't nail other girls in your small town while you chase this one. If she finds out it is OVER.

[Deltasaurus]

she lives 20-30mins from me LOL i know im starting to get Vagina Withdrawl i usually smash the hell outta some guts at least 1-2 twice a bad month so far in the past 30 days i think i had 1 im about to start beating my meat like it owes me money

[Ernst]

You gotta get my arrangement. I have the booty call across the hall.

[Deltasaurus]

bout to call this one girl. she wont tell no one because she loves her BF but i do stuff that he wont do because he dont put it down like i do

[Ernst]

If she keeps her mouth shut she'll be the first girl ever.

[Deltasaurus]

dude shes like engaged to this dude no way she says a word

[Ernst]

bout to call this one girl. she wont tell no one because she loves her BF but i do stuff that he wont do because he dont put it down like i do

Obviously she doesn't love him that much.

[Ernst]

dude shes like engaged to this dude no way she says a word

Poor fcukin' guy. One of my buddies, his fiancee tried to seduce me like porno style. I couldn't bring myself to tell him, I know it would have ruined him. I just stopped hanging around either of them.

[Deltasaurus]

that was probably the right thing this girl is just way more sexually experienced then her BF and he wont do certain things i have no idea why, but they love each other and are getting married in august

[Ernst]

Won't do certain things? That's odd, usually guys have little to no reservations when it comes to women in the bedroom.

[Rugger02]

Reed!!
You're just Reed now...

[Ernst]

That was fast.

[AnimalGear]

whores whores