'Official Postwhore Thread'

[calgarian]

hey if im' making chicken enchiladas do i bake the chicken at 350 for about an hour?

no clue i dont do cooking

[AnimalGear]

yes, ladies and gents thats right...

it's the whore hour with your AG

[AnimalGear]

thats fine caly, if i screw it up i'll just go buy more

cal how's your dick?

[calgarian]

thats fine caly, if i screw it up i'll just go buy more

cal how's your dick?

Always ready my test level came through roof 38 max is 28 so u can imagine....

[AnimalGear]

i love steroids. do you love steroids?

[AnimalGear]

really??

wow man, are you on cycle or are those post PCT numbers or what? i need to learn a bit about bloodworketc

[sizerp]

keep her for sexual emergencies.

That's kinda what I was thinking... but still...

haha no dude, that's lee priest, definitely not me

and hit that up, just tell her how it's to be done

No matter what I do, can't get her to suck it. If I push too much she may deny the snatch too. Take what I can get I guess.

[AnimalGear]

white lettering is the best...only the clever folk can figure it out

[calgarian]

really??

wow man, are you on cycle or are those post PCT numbers or what? i need to learn a bit about bloodworketc

i dont need PCT I am TRT for the rest of life. These are the numbers as I am 500 test p for another week and then I am done for cpl of months.

[sizerp]

white lettering is the best...only the clever folk can figure it out

I must be clever!

[AnimalGear]

yea i guess, hopeully she'll come round soon enough

[scibble]

that's kind of a bummer.

my tae kwon do teacher just laid it on us by email that he's selling his building to the local university and moving across town into World Gym. I've put a lot of time into that but that's too far to travel every night with the extra travel time and will cut into gym time and family responsibilities.

so i have to quit and quit for good or find another class somewhere...if there is one

[AnimalGear]

I must be clever!

nicely done, agent!

[calgarian]

That's kinda what I was thinking... but still...



No matter what I do, can't get her to suck it. If I push too much she may deny the snatch too. Take what I can get I guess.

u kids these days........if you get her to sexual extrem she will become ur bitch...does she squirt?

Foreplay ...remember and you can get anything u want.

[sizerp]

u kids these days........if you get her to sexual extrem she will become ur bitch...does she squirt?

Foreplay ...remember and you can get anything u want.

LOL. Yeah she's called me a machine before, and said I did a buncha firsts for her, such as licking and her on top for her to cum etc. Oh well. She probably squirts, but I don't want her to unless she sucks my cock first lol.

Oh well, time to eat.

[calgarian]

that's kind of a bummer.

my tae kwon do teacher just laid it on us by email that he's selling his building to the local university and moving across town into World Gym. I've put a lot of time into that but that's too far to travel every night with the extra travel time and will cut into gym time and family responsibilities.

so i have to quit and quit for good or find another class somewhere...if there is one

can u replace tae kwan do with Sex? if you can....pvssy get to it.

[AnimalGear]

that's kind of a bummer.

my tae kwon do teacher just laid it on us by email that he's selling his building to the local university and moving across town into World Gym. I've put a lot of time into that but that's too far to travel every night with the extra travel time and will cut into gym time and family responsibilities.

so i have to quit and quit for good or find another class somewhere...if there is one

that sucks man, where you located? do you work there or what?

u kids these days........if you get her to sexual extrem she will become ur bitch...does she squirt?

Foreplay ...remember and you can get anything u want.

indeed, you have taught me this before, and it has proven correct

[calgarian]

LOL. Yeah she's called me a machine before, and said I did a buncha firsts for her, such as licking and her on top for her to cum etc. Oh well. She probably squirts, but I don't want her to unless she sucks my cock first lol.

Oh well, time to eat.

Lazy ass basterd

[calgarian]

indeed, you have taught me this before, and it has proven correct

Hey it works for 53 yrs old women and u guys are fvcking young chicks...of course it works you just have to know what u r doing. Less talking more licking.

[calgarian]

Ok I am out talk to you guys later.

[AnimalGear]

later broski

[scibble]

That's kinda what I was thinking... but still...



No matter what I do, can't get her to suck it. If I push too much she may deny the snatch too. Take what I can get I guess.

that's weird, did you try to get her to tell you what her hangup is?

it stink?

she afraid of jizz?

[scibble]

can u replace tae kwan do with Sex? if you can....pvssy get to it.

if i could do that i'd not have been in TKD to begin with! DUH!! i'd be practicing martial sex techniques

that sucks man, where you located? do you work there or what?

north indiana;

dont work there, just been going for awhile with my kid and we enjoyed learning

[sizerp]

that's weird, did you try to get her to tell you what her hangup is?

it stink?

she afraid of jizz?

LOL Yeah. One time a guy shot her in the eye she said. I said I have good aim don't worry baby.

Then one time I pulled out of her, and went to shoot on her stomach, but aimed a little high, and nailed her right cheek. She was like dayum! I think it's a fear she has or something.

[scibble]

LOL Yeah. One time a guy shot her in the eye she said. I said I have good aim don't worry baby.

Then one time I pulled out of her, and went to shoot on her stomach, but aimed a little high, and nailed her right cheek. She was like dayum! I think it's a fear she has or something.

funny!

well then I guess it's kinda hard to convince her you have such good aim if you aimed for stomach and hit her cheek.

OK, here's what you do:

cover her face with plastic wrap and poke a hole over the mouth and two little holes for the nose. protected!

[sizerp]

funny!

well then I guess it's kinda hard to convince her you have such good aim if you aimed for stomach and hit her cheek.

OK, here's what you do:

cover her face with plastic wrap and poke a hole over the mouth and two little holes for the nose. protected!

Great idea Scibbs! Oh, well she DOES wear glasses, those sexy librarian ones on occasion. Plastic wrap... can't fail with that lol. Or maybe just get a latex mask!

[scibble]

after what you said i more pictured her wearing a black patch over the "injured" eye.

but latex mask,mmm KINkY!!! yeah, make her wear a Latex pig mask....

[sizerp]

after what you said i more pictured her wearing a black patch over the "injured" eye.

but latex mask,mmm KINkY!!! yeah, make her wear a Latex pig mask....

LOL pirate chick. That the one with the ball that goes in the moth? Well that won't leave much room for any sucking, now will it? Guess I'll have to use the backdoor in that case.

[Ernst]

This semester is now OVER.

[scibble]

or have her shave her thang. use cosmetics to paint two eyes, two rosey cheeks, and "lip" stick. then use your imagination

[scibble]

hi ernst...

time for me to get me to the gym...

[Ernst]

or have her shave her thang. use cosmetics to paint two eyes, two rosey cheeks, and "lip" stick. then use your imagination

Why do I have a feeling this is something you've tried?

[Ernst]

hi ernst...

time for me to get me to the gym...

Kick some ass!

[sizerp]

LOL Scibbs. That's a great idea! She would be down for body painting for sure.

[sizerp]

hi ernst...

time for me to get me to the gym...

beat it hard.

[Deltasaurus]

Sup Ladies How Goes iT?

[scibble]

Why do I have a feeling this is something you've tried?

ummm....well, no,

but NOW I'm gonna! man, i'm starting to get all kinds of kinky ideas now.

[Ernst]

Sweet. A whole month off. What will I do besides lift weights and get laid? Eh, that sounds like enough.

[Ernst]

Oh yes, and get my custom title thru shameless whoring.

[Deltasaurus]

hey i need some help who wants to listen