'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

Drove into town to get some food. Stopped at one of the pharmacies and asked for a 1ml oral syringe. Woman behind the counter was a pain in the ass and then announced that if she had one it had a needle and I needed a prescription for that. Actually in this state you can purchase and posses up to 10 hypodermic needles w/out a scrip. Not one to argue with idiots (it makes my blood boil) I went to the next pharmacy, where the hottie behind the counter was very helpful and the pharmacist came out and gave me a syringe for free (I may have told them it was for a little dogs medicine). "It has a needle on it, but you can just pop it off." I'll have to make up another malady for "fluffy" so I can go back for the pharmacy assistant's #.

[Phate]

Drove into town to get some food. Stopped at one of the pharmacies and asked for a 1ml oral syringe. Woman behind the counter was a pain in the ass and then announced that if she had one it had a needle and I needed a prescription for that. Actually in this state you can purchase and posses up to 10 hypodermic needles w/out a scrip. Not one to argue with idiots (it makes my blood boil) I went to the next pharmacy, where the hottie behind the counter was very helpful and the pharmacist came out and gave me a syringe for free (I may have told them it was for a little dogs medicine). "It has a needle on it, but you can just pop it off." I'll have to make up another malady for "fluffy" so I can go back for the pharmacy assistant's #.

saw she has a dry nose and is sneezing (symptoms of basic doggy cold), and you are really worried about her, then ask if the assistant could please come take a look at your weiner.....dog.

[Ernst]

Wow Phate. Sounds like you have a way with the ladies.

[peachfuzz]

man i hate the casinos

[Phate]

Wow Phate. Sounds like you have a way with the ladies.

works everytime, lol,

man i hate the casinos

i warned you bro, lol

[rich1234]

sup homos

[jaydub]

for those of you that don't know me... I AM JAYDUB.

[scibble]

off to the casino suckas!

time to get paid!

your just not playin right...

i might just have a few cocktails as well while im at it!

man i hate the casinos

[jaydub]

back for a little bit... seeing who all's atill around

[scibble]

hello jaydub

i have not met you

ps. my name is scibble

[scibble]

and jaydub, just so you know, a glitch caused everyone here in the postwhore thread to jump the post count...

[jaydub]

what do you mean jump the post count? like added more numbers to total posts? how the hell did i miss that?

[jaydub]

that kinda sucks.. haha.. i've been doing this on these threads for years.. i had to earn my posts lol... j/k fellla's! man i missed this board!

[jaydub]

gonna try a little whoring real quick here

[jaydub]

so.. yeah. lifes been ruff.. but i'm still kickin

[jaydub]

i need a new car... think i'm gonna get me an Envoy, or a Grand Cherokee

[jaydub]

or maybe something like a 4runner... i dunno. i want an suv though

[jaydub]

so am i the only one thats on here? i feel all alone man!

[scibble]

yeah, a mod decided to delete the whore thread, then the admin came and put it back and when he did that everyone here had doubled post count

[jaydub]

dang man.. i don't even got 2000 posts yet... i gotta step it up

[scibble]

tis slow right now...

[Kratos]

I like my postwhore thread at the top

[scibble]

yeah kratos, let it rip here in the whore thread, let's hear em

[scibble]

Q: Why did God create WASPs?
A: Someone has to buy retail!

[scibble]

Q: What's a WASP's idea of social security?
A: An ancestor on the Mayflower.

[scibble]

Q: How many WASPS does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

[peachfuzz]

go to my thread in the supplement section.

[novastepp]

on a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

[peachfuzz]

[scibble]

go to my thread in the supplement section.

i am thoroughly clueless on that subject.

[scibble]

peaches, are you gonna get a custom title????

[peachfuzz]

maybe someday?

what should it be?

[peachfuzz]

"ass hair in the making?"

[scibble]

i thought it was gonna be "i make dukkit jealous" LOL

[scibble]

since you like to haze the noobs, it could be "Pledge Leader"

[peachfuzz]

hahaha thats what more along the lines of what im thinking...it has to have something to do with how big of a jackass i am.

[scibble]

you could use: "i'll kick your skinny ass!"

[novastepp]

"Douchebag Jones"

[peachfuzz]

I GOT IT!

"Have You Taken a Poop Lately?"

[scibble]

but how does that have to do with you being a jackass?