'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

i dont like these new oats i just bought

too big and flaky. wont pour out of my shaker.

[Kratos]

hey dukkit, my friend mya was asking about you

[Dukkit]

hey dukkit, my friend mya was asking about you

uh huh

whats the joke?

mya ass?

[scibble]

i tried oats in my shaker with some milk....they just sunk to the bottom and it was like drinking milk...and if i shake it they still sink. didnt work.

and dukkit. it will be OK, as long as i can laugh it off and find some distraction like the gym it'll be OK. I will DIE before I Ruhl myself !!!! LOL

[Kratos]

uh huh

whats the joke?

mya ass?

mya dick, haha

[scibble]

scibble is a soldier...

[Voland]

it would take many years to loose your mexican accent, if ever

those pijins today...
you no my accent alone will get me girls ho ho ho!

[Dukkit]

i tried oats in my shaker with some milk....they just sunk to the bottom and it was like drinking milk...and if i shake it they still sink. didnt work.

and dukkit. it will be OK, as long as i can laugh it off and find some distraction like the gym it'll be OK. I will DIE before I Ruhl myself !!!! LOL

yeah, milks too thick. and in water you have to tip the shaker up the whole way. and stick your tounge in the hole to block it... till the oats settle to the bottom (which is techinically the top of the shaker) then unplug the hole and the oats will fall into your mouht

but these new ones are too thick and clump up and block the hole

[Ernst]

those pijins today...
you no my accent alone will get me girls ho ho ho!

Yeah right... maybe if you try to sound Italian.

[Dukkit]

mya dick, haha

yeah. good try

im quicker then that. LOL

[Ernst]

yeah, milks too thick. and in water you have to tip the shaker up the whole way. and stick your tounge in the hole to block it... till the oats settle to the bottom (which is techinically the top of the shaker) then unplug the hole and the oats will fall into your mouht

but these new ones are too thick and clump up and block the hole

I powder that shit with a coffee grinder.

[scibble]

yeah, milks too thick. and in water you have to tip the shaker up the whole way. and stick your tounge in the hole to block it... till the oats settle to the bottom (which is techinically the top of the shaker) then unplug the hole and the oats will fall into your mouht

but these new ones are too thick and clump up and block the hole

maybe they are processed. the whole oats that require full five minutes of cooking shouldn't clump like that.... i will try this hole-blocking technique

[Dukkit]

I powder that shit with a coffee grinder.

yeah. i have an immersion blender that im gonna use to do that also.

just havent yet

[Dukkit]

maybe they are processed. the whole oats that require full five minutes of cooking shouldn't clump like that.... i will try this hole-blocking technique

thats what im using. 5 min cooking ones.

usually i used the 1 min ones.... they dont clump like the big ones do

[Voland]

wow! god job kid http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de3_1219609177
that similar to my defensive style!!! remember me when i was tried to get bullied. you mess with V, you die on Vs hands!

[scibble]

shows what i know LOL

[Dukkit]

shows what i know LOL

haha

good try. its all good

[Ernst]

wow! god job kid http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de3_1219609177
that similar to my defensive style!!! remember me when i was tried to get bullied. you mess with V, you die on Vs hands!

That kid is awesome.

[Voland]

Yeah right... maybe if you try to sound Italian.

not hard at all. i'm catalan. sounds very similar.

[Voland]

That kid is awesome.

sopranos style!

[Kratos]

yeah. good try

im quicker then that. LOL

ah, so sorry, so sorry. last guy didn't get, not as smart as you.

[Kratos]

not hard at all. i'm catalan. sounds very similar.

I've seen british and irish recently getting laid with the help of their accent. I shit you not, it didn't matter what they said, the girls would giggle and swoon.

[Voland]

I've seen british and irish recently getting laid with the help of their accent. I shit you not, it didn't matter what they said, the girls would giggle and swoon.

imagine my accent...take to account english is not my mother language.
more exotic baby!!!

[Kratos]

imagine my accent...take to account english is not my mother language.
more exotic baby!!!

spanish is pretty common here though, blame the conquestadors for your in-ability to get laid in america

[scibble]

yeah, chicks will go for the catalan thing. sounds mysterious.

bui um aigua si us plau

[Voland]

yeah, chicks will go for the catalan thing. sounds mysterious.

bui um aigua si us plau

see? scibbs is a smart guy.

[scibble]

why thank you sir ,

thankyou so muuuuch

[Dukkit]

i just texted abbot on sun and told him i want to start speakin with an accent in public. ppl pay more attention to ppl with accents. and you sound more sophisticated.

well with a british accent. not so much a spanish.. sorry V

[Kratos]

see? scibbs is a smart guy.

l'American nenes no tenen relacions sexuals amb vostè, perquè vostè no té diners

[Kratos]

i just texted abbot on sun and told him i want to start speakin with an accent in public. ppl pay more attention to ppl with accents. and you sound more sophisticated.

well with a british accent. not so much a spanish.. sorry V

it worked for madonna

[warchild]

whatup dukk??? did you get your trt yet?

[Dukkit]

madonna is trash

[Dukkit]

whatup dukk??? did you get your trt yet?

negative. waiting for blood work results

but my levels should be normal so TRT wont be happening this go round.

[scibble]

dukkit , go for a Frenchy accent.

but i get the impression people pay attention to you already

[Voland]

well with a british accent. not so much a spanish.. sorry V

i'm not spanish!!! don't say that. im a proud catalan.

[Dukkit]

dukkit , go for a Frenchy accent.

but i get the impression people pay attention to you already

i hate the french

im going scottish accent. LOL

[scibble]

people pay attention to guys over 6' 2"

[warchild]

that sux you could have dropped them

[Voland]

l'American nenes no tenen relacions sexuals amb vostè, perquè vostè no té diners

its said "Les nenes Americanes no tenen relacions sexuals amb vostè, perquè vostè no té diners".

[Dukkit]

people pay attention to guys over 6' 2"

lol
and over 200 pounds

and outspoken

and tan

and pretty

and tattoos

and sexy

and lean

and confident

and funny

and.....

hahahaahh

that sux you could have dropped them

yeah i know. ill do that next time. i just wanted to make sure everything was kosher first... before fukkin with my levels