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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    don't worry I have been learning fairly quickly. When the postwhore was at its highest last summer Kat, HP, mex, etc had to teach me and hold my hand. I was all confused with different shit.......


    So what you working out today dukkit
    it was supposed to be legs today

    but i can barely move my back

    i tweaked it wrong some how yesterday

    like to sit on the toilet is painful on my back. or when i went to get out of bed this morning

    so i gotta rest today

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    yo ho's

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    Well I gotta 12 gauge mossburg (as well as other things) who wants a piece of this pump???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yo ho's
    Uh oh

    You are big, I am tiny

    That is all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed;4424***
    Uh oh

    You are big, I am tiny

    That is all
    long as you know your place

    kratos has taught you well

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    it was supposed to be legs today

    but i can barely move my back

    i tweaked it wrong some how yesterday

    like to sit on the toilet is painful on my back. or when i went to get out of bed this morning

    so i gotta rest today
    I hear that just gotta be easy. Not worth being out for more weeks cause you tried to press through.
    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    long as you know your place

    kratos has taught you well
    I'm tired of this treatment guys. Gosh I'm going to get big just you watch. I'm going to be so big

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    i get to spend V-day with 2 beautiful girls

    im spending fri and sat (day) with mom chick

    then spending sat night with her and her daughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Well I gotta 12 gauge mossburg (as well as other things) who wants a piece of this pump???
    I want a pistola, gotta take a handgun class first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I hear that just gotta be easy. Not worth being out for more weeks cause you tried to press through.

    I'm tired of this treatment guys. Gosh I'm going to get big just you watch. I'm going to be so big
    yeah. i dont know what i did. i did chest and bis yesterday . i was fine

    went home. ate, cleaned. relaxed. showered. and in the shower it started feeling sore. then after the shower... it got worse and worse

    then by the end of the night i couldnt bend or move it. and now its bout the same.

    so im not riskin worsening it. ill just take a few days off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed;4424***
    Uh oh

    You are big, I am tiny

    That is all
    thankyou for your honesty

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i get to spend V-day with 2 beautiful girls

    im spending fri and sat (day) with mom chick

    then spending sat night with her and her daughter
    I can't figure out why you aren't afraid of kids. They look like a bio-hazard to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I want a pistola, gotta take a handgun class first
    wish i was legally allowed to own one


    id kill me some mutha fukkas!
    hahahah

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    hi form work. you know why i don't hate february as much as other months? cos its short!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I want a pistola, gotta take a handgun class first
    A handgun class whats that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I want a pistola, gotta take a handgun class first
    rifles rule! hohoho


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I can't figure out why you aren't afraid of kids. They look like a bio-hazard to me.
    i think cuz i grew up raising my lil brother and baby sitting my lil cousins

    then the first girl i was ever with sexually had a 2 year old daughter and since then ive dated many many milfs

    so kids dont bother me at all. i look at them as a plus

    i spent all last night with the mom and daughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    wish i was legally allowed to own one


    id kill me some mutha fukkas!
    hahahah
    are you legally allowed to have test in your possession??? No ok then so go get you a 50 cal and start blasting on innocent by standers on the highway. Its fun to see the deer in headlights and the air of death come across their face when you pull out a big ole pistol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    are you legally allowed to have test in your possession??? No ok then so go get you a 50 cal and start blasting on innocent by standers on the highway. Its fun to see the deer in headlights and the air of death come across their face when you pull out a big ole pistol
    bwahahahahahahah

    oh shit

    never thought of it that way

    its on now sukkas!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    bwahahahahahahah

    oh shit

    never thought of it that way

    its on now sukkas!!
    Do it do it do it!!!

    If murder was legal I'd probably have 10-15 bodies on hands now but I only got.... jk jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    yeah thats nice but its gotta be on a mount otherwise the recoil would knock you on your ass and you wouldn't be able to control that not to mention being burned

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    Ok bye bye folks gotta go hit up the gym

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    im gonna mount that shit on my hyundai

    hahah

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    dukkit got out of his 1000$ bill


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Ok bye bye folks gotta go hit up the gym
    crush some mutha fukkin weights you maggot!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    dukkit got out of his 1000$ bill

    well not exactly..

    she said my case is up in april and needs paid off by then. she said that if i keep payin like im scheduled to do... then ill be fine..

    BUT!! i only pay 30 bucks a month for that specific case.. so how does 3 times 30 equal 1000 dollars??


    so i gotta start payin alot of extra money each month


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    now me i'm on some shit now me i'm on some shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    now me i'm on some shit now me i'm on some shit
    you aint on shit! you a candy ass lil bitch!

    those weights are gonna show you who the boss is. and it aint you

    you better man up, fool!!

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    New and improved rutine:

    Thur: Back-bis
    Fri: Chest
    Sat: Rest-->cardio
    Sun: Legs
    Mon Delts-tris
    Tues: Rest cardio
    Wed: rest cardio

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i think cuz i grew up raising my lil brother and baby sitting my lil cousins

    then the first girl i was ever with sexually had a 2 year old daughter and since then ive dated many many milfs

    so kids dont bother me at all. i look at them as a plus

    i spent all last night with the mom and daughter
    a dog is a plus cause you can play with it...a kid is a horse of a different color

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    I took my little brother to the gym last night with me. It's funny doing legs with him, he feels like a little bitch when I do more than twice the weight he can do.

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    got a free haircut last night from his gf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    a dog is a plus cause you can play with it...a kid is a horse of a different color
    i was playin with the lil girl all last night

    wrestling. she was punchin me and throwing lil toy plates. then i tossed her onto the couch and chased her around the house

    just like a dog

    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I took my little brother to the gym last night with me. It's funny doing legs with him, he feels like a little bitch when I do more than twice the weight he can do.
    thats cuz you a beast

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    got a free haircut last night from his gf
    free is always appreciated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    A handgun class whats that.
    how you get a peice without one...gun shows?

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    im gonna check what the weather is supposed to be like on sat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    how you get a peice without one...gun shows?
    some one buys it then you buy it from them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    im gonna check what the weather is supposed to be like on sat
    it's v day, so partly cloudy with a 30% chance of bitching

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