'Official Postwhore Thread'

[vpchill]

Lmaoooo. Ive heard that (Dont agree, Butt Ive heard)

The best one is, Im not gay he gave me head.

[Dukkit]

lol

oh man

[Reed]

HUGE whoress

[Dukkit]

HUGE whoress

your anus

[vpchill]

Nothing wrong with Man Love

[Ernst]

your anus

Keep your back to the wall, Reed. Dukki's having prison flashbacks.

[vpchill]

HUGE whoress

Where is the dog catcher?

[vpchill]

Keep your back to the wall, Reed. Dukki's having prison flashbacks.

LOL, Dukkit tryna make Reed his Byotch.. Pass yo Pudding

[Ernst]

Yuh gotta purty mouf.

[vpchill]

Lmaoooooo. Sorry Dukkit. I know you been traumatized. Its ok, It happens to alot of people (Not me- But it happens) LOL

[Dukkit]

*sitting in the corner with his one hand over his anus and one hand pulling out his hair all with a deranged look in his eyes, muttering in coherently something about bubba and boss man*

[Dukkit]

cant wait to see this tonight

[Dukkit]

i wonder how much he bench presses

and what cycle he does

hahahahahaah

[Ernst]

Now we'll get "will winny make me look like Hugh Jackman?" threads in the Q&A...

[vpchill]

Great Movie, They gave it Bad Reviews in Paper But I loved it.

[vpchill]

Now we'll get "will winny make me look like Hugh Jackman?" threads in the Q&A...

LOL You know it!! And I wonder if he drinks Winni

[Ernst]

He and Brad Pitt drink winny together at Scientology circle jerks. I thought you knew.

[Dukkit]

circle jerks.

hehe

[vpchill]

I know Brad Pitt, We attend the same Fight Club
1st Rule in Fight club, You do not talk about Fight club

[Dukkit]

arm day today

[Reed]

so drinking winny is going to get me ripped like Wolverine!!! sweet chugging the whole bottle now!!

[Reed]

I had my workout partner bail out on me today. damnit its leg day and i need a fvcking spot

[vpchill]

Wuts your agenda for Arms?

[vpchill]

I had my workout partner bail out on me today. damnit its leg day and i need a fvcking spot

Im sure Dukkit Would LOOOOOOOOVVVEE to spot you in squats

[Kratos]

I made psych chick's belly grow last night

[Dukkit]

I had my workout partner bail out on me today. damnit its leg day and i need a fvcking spot

see... no one wants to work out with you. your too small. your wasting their time

Wuts your agenda for Arms?

im thinking bar bell curls on the squat rack

maybe staring in the mirror as i flex with my head and arm bands on

then some slow db curls as i grimace and grunt loudly

thatll do it

[Dukkit]

I made psych chick's belly grow last night

impregnanted her

uh oh

kratos jr's gonna be comin in 9 months!!!

[Kratos]

I gave her two good rounds, and even though I got hard for a third, I couldn't keep it hard through sex. She wanted more dick then I could give. She got all pouty about it

The girl has an a-dick-tion

[Kratos]

impregnanted her

uh oh

kratos jr's gonna be comin in 9 months!!!

nah, it was just temporarily growing cause the length and girth of my hog was taking up a lot of space in her body cavity.

[Reed]

see... no one wants to work out with you. your too small. your wasting their time


im thinking bar bell curls on the squat rack

maybe staring in the mirror as i flex with my head and arm bands on

then some slow db curls as i grimace and grunt loudly

thatll do it

nice.

fvckin A for real i needed a damn spot i don't wanna have to get stuck w/ grandpa spotting me or resorting to the smith machine

[Kratos]

psych chick asked me last night why my arm are so big
if it was like a leftover side effect from rowing crew

no dumb ass, I have to lift weights...It's a good thing you have a vagina, so men will talk to you.

[Reed]

I gave her two good rounds, and even though I got hard for a third, I couldn't keep it hard through sex. She wanted more dick then I could give. She got all pouty about it

The girl has an a-dick-tion

weak and no good. always more dick and poundings then they can take or you lost

[Dukkit]

nice.

fvckin A for real i needed a damn spot i don't wanna have to get stuck w/ grandpa spotting me or resorting to the smith machine

sucks man. theres no other bigish dudes that can confidently spot ya?

i had some italian douch spot me on bench last night

he touched me in my horny spot

now its not my fault all my skin is my horny spot is it?

[Dukkit]

psych chick asked me last night why my arm are so big
if it was like a leftover side effect from rowing crew

no dumb ass, I have to lift weights...It's a good thing you have a vagina, so men will talk to you.

wow

seriously

wow

that relationship isnt lasting long

lol

[vpchill]

You better Not give her too Much. Then she will get attached and you will be scooping Puppy chow up everyday

[Kratos]

weak and no good. always more dick and poundings then they can take or you lost

Idk, I think I won, cause then she got all sad and was like "now I'm not gonna see you till monday...maybe I can come over sunday, but it will be late and I'll be tired."

I don't think I can ever give her enough, unless I take all the zippers out of my pants and install revolving doors.

[Kratos]

You better Not give her too Much. Then she will get attached and you will be scooping Puppy chow up everyday

ugh, that fvcking puppy
at least it didn't bark last night
worst puppy ever

[Reed]

sucks man. theres no other bigish dudes that can confidently spot ya?

i had some italian douch spot me on bench last night

he touched me in my horny spot

now its not my fault all my skin is my horny spot is it?

hope so, the trainers there are actually big and strong its just their busy training others and its friday everyone that works out that i know in this town went out last night and is preparing for the weekend... lame drunks wondering why their progress stand still....

well duh its cause your weak minded ass can't last more than 2 week with out falling off the rail and on top of that you got crappy genetics so don't expect to explode like a superstar..... nope you gotta work 10x harder then the freaks.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrr........... i want that spotttttttttttt

i'll figure something out i hope

[Reed]

Idk, I think I won, cause then she got all sad and was like "now I'm not gonna see you till monday...maybe I can come over sunday, but it will be late and I'll be tired."

I don't think I can ever give her enough, unless I take all the zippers out of my pants and install revolving doors.

you win


i need to find a girl that wants sex like that.

[Kratos]

wow

seriously

wow

that relationship isnt lasting long

lol

I can put up with a little dumbness, she's more organized and smarter in some ways then me...just like common sense stuff, not so much...but that's like all girls.

What's gonna kill it is me watching her eat the worst diet in the world.
I got there at like 8:30...cause she gets off work at 8 on thurs.

She thought dinner was a cereal bar, and crackers. total protein = zero grams for all her meals. Then she doesn't eat breakfast...ever. and eats tons of candy and junk. I need to eat real food every meal, no exceptions.

If she stops working out, and semi starving herself, she's gonna blow up like the world trade.