'Official Postwhore Thread'

[MASTER]

damn I need a shower, but I dont wna soap up my newly tiny balls, it makes me feel weak

[Ernst]

I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

[vpchill]

noooo way

my mom will tell you different

lol

Well my Mom tells me im Handsome!

[Kratos]

Yeh so the girl trouble thing - this bitch wanted to get on my dick a while back, but she was a nice girl, a bit naive (thought I was a nice guy) so I knew id have to actually date her properly (thats not my thing). I still wanted to be friends with her tho, coz shes cool, so I acted like a cock around hr a bit just to kill her interest, make her think im not bf material and it worked.

Then she started dating some other dude for aaaaaaaaaages, but now theyve broken up and im thinking bout trying to tap that. Problem is, shes got mega hot and actually thinks she is on the same level as me or even above me, which normally isn't an issue for me, but because she had that puppy dog crush on me before its pretty weird. I don't want to be rejected by a bitch that I rejected before. What do I do? Oh and her friends all HATE me.

British brains work strangly, so can't help you.

But if she got hotter while dating him, chances are he was a dick...like for example if she put effort into working out, hair and all that...he probably made her feel insecure. So, deep down even though she looks better, doubtful she knows it regardless of what vibe she's putting off.

[Dukkit]

damn I need a shower, but I dont wna soap up my newly tiny balls, it makes me feel weak

hahah

My little bro signed me up to do a 5k with him in 3 weeks or so
uggggh

ouch.. good thing your off that tren

[vpchill]

Good Analyzation Kratos

[MASTER]

British brains work strangly, so can't help you.

But if she got hotter while dating him, chances are he was a dick...like for example if she put effort into working out, hair and all that...he probably made her feel insecure. So, deep down even though she looks better, doubtful she knows it regardless of what vibe she's putting off.

Nah he was a doormat, the complete opposite of me, which is why she dated him. She got bored of his short puny ass and binned. Now she is single she has started putting loads of effort in and its working.

[Dukkit]

Nah he was a doormat, the complete opposite of me, which is why she dated him. She got bored of his short puny ass and binned. Now she is single she has started putting loads of effort in and its working.

tell her you have cancer

it works for me

[MASTER]

tell her you have cancer

it works for me

Funny enough, I thought about faking my own death to scope her reaction. Then pounce when I see her crying about my demise.

[Dukkit]

Funny enough, I thought about faking my own death to scope her reaction. Then pounce when I see her crying about my demise.

my brother did that once

worked like a charm

had to convince the chick he wasnt a zombie though

[MASTER]

Im getting rather close to 4k

[MASTER]

Posts that is, not calories per day - that ship has sailed

[Kratos]

Nah he was a doormat, the complete opposite of me, which is why she dated him. She got bored of his short puny ass and binned. Now she is single she has started putting loads of effort in and its working.

If she was happy in that relationship, she would have let herself fall apart in the looks department.

but, my experience is girls who maintain hottness usually have a bf that keeps them on the edge of their seat. So they try to look good for him.

It can go either way.

I bet you'll bet a shot since you are the anti him if you play your cards right. I don't know what passes for flirting/game in that strange british tea sipping culture of yourz.

[vpchill]

Im the Anti VPCHILL

[MASTER]

If she was happy in that relationship, she would have let herself fall apart in the looks department.

but, my experience is girls who maintain hottness usually have a bf that keeps them on the edge of their seat. So they try to look good for him.

It can go either way.

I bet you'll bet a shot since you are the anti him if you play your cards right. I don't know what passes for flirting/game in that strange british tea sipping culture of yourz.

Nah thats what I was trying tp say man, she did let herself go during the relationship, but now shes single shes putting in mega effort. You yanks have such a warped view of the English. Treat em mean, keep em keen - simple as that.

[Dukkit]

now i want some tea

[vpchill]

Tea Bag

[Kratos]

Nah thats what I was trying tp say man, she did let herself go during the relationship, but now shes single shes putting in mega effort. You yanks have such a warped view of the English. Treat em mean, keep em keen - simple as that.

Nah, we just like to tease you, or at least I do. I'd love to go see then American honkey mother land someday. Seen some of Europe, but not your island nation.

So, what's your game plan?

[Dukkit]

hmm

steak and pasta

lunch #1 is served

[vpchill]

hmm

steak and pasta

lunch #1 is served

Yea, Im waiting in My Chicken and Pasta Now, Side of egg salad

*Watch out Toilet!!!

[XD40]

Daddys Back bitches

[Dukkit]

Daddys Back bitches

oh shit

where have ya been?

[Kratos]

where'd you fools go?

[Kratos]

Just ordered lunch
sheep testicle grinder mmm

[vpchill]

Sounds Yummi

[Dukkit]

im here

[Kratos]

nah, it's meatballs
I could only wish they'd add that to the menu
I love balls in my mouth

[MASTER]

Nah, we just like to tease you, or at least I do. I'd love to go see then American honkey mother land someday. Seen some of Europe, but not your island nation.

So, what's your game plan?

Wear a tight shirt, act like I dont give a crap

[Kratos]

Wear a tight shirt, act like I dont give a crap

you still talk to her?
when is she gonna see you in this tight t-shirt?

[Kratos]

gonna go over psych chick's house and slam her box tonight after 8

[Kratos]

If I'm lucky the puppy won't bark from the kitchen while I'm hitting it.

[MASTER]

you still talk to her?
when is she gonna see you in this tight t-shirt?

I havent spoken to her in months, I try to not to make friends with girls, because once you do, you will never bang them.

[MASTER]

gonna go over psych chick's house and slam her box tonight after 8

Good going, im surprised you're not bored of her yet, its been what 2 weeks now?

[Kratos]

I havent spoken to her in months, I try to not to make friends with girls, because once you do, you will never bang them.

So, yeah...that's kinda a flaw in your wearing a tight t-shirt plan. She'll have a new bf by the time she see's you again.

[Dukkit]

Good going, im surprised you're not bored of her yet, its been what 2 weeks now?

longer then that

[DSM4Life]

penis

[Kratos]

longer then that

as of saturday it will be 2 weeks of her being my official gf

but yeah, I was seeing her on and off since december
but not nearly as often
like once every couple of weeks while dating other ho's

I've seen her this week saturday (slept over so I had breakfast with her on sunday), Monday, Tuesday, Today...she's going to boston over the weekend so I won't see her and I've got a bachalor party friday. But at the latest I'll see her again monday. So, the dynamic of our relationship has changed drastically.

[Kratos]

penis

+vagina

[Dukkit]

= babies

[Kratos]

= babies

you and your negitive thoughts
go kill yourself