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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    Do the damn thing. My phone is tap so is the living room I can't hide the money here I need a bigger room......
    what?

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    I'm off for a glorious shoulder workout.

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    my next toy is going to be a 16 year old catholic school girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    *Ernst's criminal tendencies lust for money*

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    why do my balls retract up into me when i'm having sex?

    i mean i know they're trying to warm up to make more sperm..but come on now

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    why do my balls retract up into me when i'm having sex?

    i mean i know they're trying to warm up to make more sperm..but come on now
    lol Is it really that cold in Minnesota?...

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    well yes it is...but i think lastnight my girl saw one of my calls move up into me...it was awkward, i pushed it back down into my scrotum

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    why's she looking at your balls when you having sex?

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    eh, it wasn't during, but after

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    hey hoes

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    holla vol

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    what's up hard working voland

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    or should I say hardly working voland?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    eh, it wasn't during, but after
    thats normal

    my balls shrink after sex too

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    I think tomorrow I'll NOT have beans and rice for breakfast. Over it. Time to go back to oats.

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    why... .

    when i eat healthy... i get gas. and nasty gas at that

    but when i eat junkfood... i get no gas

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    Dukki's donut diet...

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    i get gas from steak and protein shakes

    but its never all that stinky

    unless i sneak in a frenchbread pizza there too

    then its revolting

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    I don't seem to have a problem with beans. I'm just getting sick of them. I've had this for breakfast for weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Dukki's donut diet...
    had 2 this morning

    after my waxy, whey shake

    and egg whites and oats

    so i think im safe

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    hey i'm crushed. Inventary day. i had to count each and every product, each and every flavour and the expiration date...hardest worker ever. ALL in ONE day.

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    Sucks to be you. I have a test today.

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    Sucks to be me too.

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    yesterday o broke the company "rules" if i get fired i get a 4 months paycheck for working barely 10 days. thanks socialism!!! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    yesterday o broke the company "rules" if i get fired i get a 4 months paycheck for working barely 10 days. thanks socialism!!! LOL
    It's people like you that are what's wrong with this country lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    It's people like you that are what's wrong with this country lol.
    hey hey pale boy. the socialists did one good thing. a company cant just fire your ass and don't pay suffer the consequences. Did for tit LOL

    its people like me who take advantage everytime they can that are called smart LOL

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    time to get closing

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    soo

    my new phone is sweet so far

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    I'm keeping it hood today ya'll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    I'm keeping it hood today ya'll
    lol

    reed, you crack me up

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    I just ordered a g of gear
    oops I think I got over excited

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I just ordered a g of gear
    oops I think I got over excited
    a g as in gram
    or a g as in grand?

    and gear as in tools?

    or gear as in steroids ?

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    g as in $1000 dollars US
    gear as in steroids that I'm going to put in my ass

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    Ok ladies I'm going out on a hot date tonight... check her out


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    I'd hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    I'd hit it.
    Dude Chode how you gonna talk about my girl like that dude.... damn show some respect for your boy

    Anyway a sexy pic of her driving. Look at them boobies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    Dude Chode how you gonna talk about my girl like that dude.... damn show some respect for your boy

    Anyway a sexy pic of her driving. Look at them boobies
    That has to be uncomfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    g as in $1000 dollars US
    gear as in steroids that I'm going to put in my ass
    DSM would put it in ur ASS for free You ruin a grand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR View Post
    That has to be uncomfortable.
    For the Car???? you bet ur A$$.

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