'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

massive pipe clog in my tenants apt last night. Need to call a plumber and get raped up the anus today. There is black stuff comming up the tub. I pulled out a hair clog that looks like a mouse, tried to use a electical fish tape to stab it out, loaded the drain with liquid plumber, used a plunger, all didn't work.

[Hollywood080]

massive pipe clog in my tenants apt last night. Need to call a plumber and get raped up the anus today. There is black stuff comming up the tub. I pulled out a hair clog that looks like a mouse, tried to use a electical fish tape to stab it out, loaded the drain with liquid plumber, used a plunger, all didn't work.

Kratos you get raped quite a bit......

[Kratos]

Kratos you get raped quite a bit......

Then when I'm done trying to fix the clog last night, they are like "i know it said no pets in the lease, but we have a cat we raised from a baby, its 1.5 years old now. Can we keep it please? If not we will take it to the humane society tomorrow."

[Hollywood080]

Then when I'm done trying to fix the clog last night, they are like "i know it said no pets in the lease, but we have a cat we raised from a baby, its 1.5 years old now. Can we keep it please? If not we will take it to the humane society tomorrow."

Kratos replies, " No need for that ma'am. I eat kitties for protein. Just drop him off at my place with a nice garlic butter sauce. Thank you."

[Kratos]

I let them keep the cat. They just moved in yesterday so the clog wasn't their fault, the last tenants made that clog and didn't tell me about it cause they skipped paying rent for 3 months before they left.

[Hollywood080]

and the Great Kratos shows his mercy again........

[Lexed]

3meals n 5drinks cost $28.10 2meals n 4drinks cost $21.40 find the cost of one meal


lets see how smart u guys are

[Hollywood080]

3meals n 5drinks cost $28.10 2meals n 4drinks cost $21.40 find the cost of one meal


lets see how smart u guys are

is it 4.83?

[Lexed]

I dunno my co worker asked me this said it was on his sons home work and I have no idea

[Hollywood080]

I dunno my co worker asked me this said it was on his sons home work and I have no idea

oh you're an ass! Now I want to know if I'm right!!!!

[Lexed]

thinking about that math problem made my head hurt

[Kratos]

3x+5y=28.10
2x+4y=21.40
1x+1y=6.70


6.70*3=20.10=3x+3y
20.10+2y=28.10
y=4.00=cost of drink
x=2.70=cost of meal

[Kratos]

I think the drinks are a little overpriced, there better be booz in there.

[Hollywood080]

wow! that was incredible! I think the only thing I got right was the 6.70. after that I lost interest and kinda guessed.

[Lexed]

I remember one time in high school I had a kid in my class that was copying on somones test. The kid that took the test wrote on one of the answers" I dont know" the kid copying worte " I dont know either" was so funny teacher told everyone in the school and everyone laughed at the kid.

[Hollywood080]

No way!

[Kratos]

One of the kids in my highschool biology class heard a rumor that if you put chapstick on the edge of the scantron answer sheet the machine can't read them so it marks them all correct. I don't know if you guys had scantron tests but it's like a sat fill in the bubbles sheet corrected by a machine. The teacher can program the machine and avoid doing any correcting work on multiple guess tests. Anyway it didn't work he got like a 65%, and when the teacher was handing back the tests she was like wtf is this crap on your test frankie...uh chapstick. Everyone in the class had heard that rumor, it was going around the school so we all had a good laugh.

[MASTER]

Ah crap. I mustve had hundreds of posts in the old thread

[Hollywood080]

well welcome to the new thread!

[Hollywood080]

it's a kinder gentler post whore thread

[Amorphic]

sup boys

[Lexed]

sup moprh

[Amorphic]

lexy poo

[Kratos]

awhorphic

[Amorphic]

kronkos

[Kratos]

wanna pay my plumbing bill? I have a feeling this is gonna be a big one.

[Amorphic]

i spent all my money on my cycle, you're on your own big guy

[qualityclrk1]

not going to pay ur plumbing bill, but sure wouldn't mind laying the pipe to something...

[Kratos]

ah well, it was fun having money in my pocket while it lasted

[Amorphic]

i hurt my shoulder doing military presses 3 weeks ago and its still sore.

havent had a good shoulder day since and ive been missing workouts to let it heal.

injuries suck

[Kratos]

my dad was lau***ng his ass off when I went over his house at 10:30 last night to borrow a pipe snake. "You just had to have tenants"

[qualityclrk1]

i hurt my shoulder doing military presses 3 weeks ago and its still sore.

havent had a good shoulder day since and ive been missing workouts to let it heal.

injuries suck

u waiting to be 100% b4 jumpin on that cycle? lol hows ur practice coming with the needle?

[Hollywood080]

lol hows ur practice coming with the needle?

[Hollywood080]

ya'll are gonna laugh at me. Dallas is messed up right now! It's raining and snowing! It's gonna take me 2 hours at least to get home! This sux!

[Kratos]

ya'll are gonna laugh at me. Dallas is messed up right now! It's raining and snowing! It's gonna take me 2 hours at least to get home! This sux!

[steel113]

what is the post whore thread good for?

[Hollywood080]

We just have so many people that freak out when it's cold and raining! We are under a freeze alert or something, but people hear it and automatically start driving like dumbasses!!!!

[Hollywood080]

what is the post whore thread good for?

what isn't it good for is the real question!

[*AnabolicRockStah*]

what is the post whore thread good for?

to type nonsense I would assume

[*AnabolicRockStah*]

I want to get ym AVY as a tat...i made it myself...whatcha think?