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    Question regarding a sexual act....

    well anyways i met this guy at the gym and he is pretty cool!

    he likes the whole bodybuilding sport and so on and so forth. He is giving me some pointers on how to better my current techniques.

    well anyways besides all that, he was giving me some insight on the bodybuilding world and how dedicated those guys and women are.

    He told me that they go to the gym like hours and hours a day, they eat STRICT meals and get alot of sleep and wakeup to workout more and more and more hours, that some of them dont even have jobs.

    so i asked how do they live and pay bills? well they get sponsors and they pay them and all that which is why its sooo important that they win so they can still be sponsored.

    anywho, i kept on asking questions, "can they still go out on the weekends?" "do they have girlfriends?" "can they have days off where they do nothing?"

    and he said no, none of that until contest time. So i was like "what about sex?" dont those guys get laid or something?

    then he started exp[laining sometihng to me that was shocking. Those guys need all the energy they can get to work out, they need all the sleep they can get and they need to focus

    so i was like omg!!

    so i started reading online about that stuff and i found some sites that i dont know if its true about sex.

    is it true that an orgasm you burn like 300calories? but u also lose like 200g of protein in your semen/sperm?

    reason i ask is, is there really a big deal with the abstinence in sexual activity? what are the results physically in engaging in sex or having a orgasm?

    will i really lose protein? can my body become catabolic? will my blood pressure go high enough to cause insulin to come out in my body?

    if you guys can fill me in on any sexual facts regarding dieting and all that id greatly appreciate it.

    i relly wanna know because im a very sexually active guy. i like sex alot, like i dont mean to sound dirty, but i sleep with alot of my close female friends, so its like a daily basis that i get laid, and if for some stranger reason out of the long list of girls i have dont come through for a night, ill do it myself :-P

    yea yea i choke the chicken here and there occasionally, but all this sex, i hope im not hindering my progress in getting in shape? am i throwing away vital nutrients? and i not letting my body rest?

    any info would be GREATLY appreciated!! Thanks!!

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    waaaaaaat?

    im just curious

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    this is lounge material and its idiotic

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    200 grams of protein per shoot... Damn... Lol, but no, none of it's true. You know how religion has some of those fanatics like Osama Bin Laden, or Christians who believe reading Harry Potter is a sin... yeh, he's one of those guys about bodybuilding.

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    oh ok.... so sex in no way will effect my diet and my workouts?

    but why does it say that bodybuilders dont have sex until after the contest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slaiv
    oh ok.... so sex in no way will effect my diet and my workouts?

    but why does it say that bodybuilders dont have sex until after the contest?
    Because they are morons and believe everything they are told !!!

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    haha, good enough for me :-P

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    Fvck cardio im gonna crank one out 3 times an hour.

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    I think it was a round about way of asking if he drank his partners sperm would he be getting 300g of protein.

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    300 cal choking chicken?
    I can see burning 300 cal running after the chicken

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    Yes you lose too much protein when you blow your load which is why your suppose to recycle it !

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    well for starters, if some of those morons do actually not have sex cause they think it will help them, they're actually doing far more harm than good. having an orgasm releases endorphins and serotonin, which can potentially have a positive effect on the body and can decrease cortisol levels, indirectly i believe, but regardless it can.

    additionally, if people have sponsors, more likely than not they're loaded up on AAS. now, they're taking things that can potentially enlarge their prostate, then not having sex, which can further increase their chances of an enlarged prostate. now those are the "smart" guys? no, they're the morons who believe whatever gym hype they're told.

    the only correct thing you'll hear about sex and weight training is that it's not that great to do right before a workout cause the chemicals released from sex afterwards relax us, which is why sometimes people want to go to sleep afterwards. not the ideal situation for you to be in right before a workout of course.

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    thank you very much ascendant!!!

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    I am going to tell my wife she can get all the protein she needs each day just by sucking me off.

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    hmmmm a thread like this and you say you get a lot of ass???

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    Ok ill try to be seriouse for the moment. Yes when I was getting ready for a show I would once a week have real intense sex with my girl in place of my 45min post workout cardio.

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    wtf lexed where did those smilleys come from? That is just sick and wrong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    do you know how much money I can save ?!?!?!?
    Hell yeah market that stuff. Forget whey I dont need it any more, my buddis and I will just exchange fluids post work out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slaiv
    well anyways i met this guy at the gym and he is pretty cool!

    he likes the whole bodybuilding sport and so on and so forth. He is giving me some pointers on how to better my current techniques.

    well anyways besides all that, he was giving me some insight on the bodybuilding world and how dedicated those guys and women are.

    He told me that they go to the gym like hours and hours a day, they eat STRICT meals and get alot of sleep and wakeup to workout more and more and more hours, that some of them dont even have jobs.

    so i asked how do they live and pay bills? well they get sponsors and they pay them and all that which is why its sooo important that they win so they can still be sponsored.

    anywho, i kept on asking questions, "can they still go out on the weekends?" "do they have girlfriends?" "can they have days off where they do nothing?"

    and he said no, none of that until contest time. So i was like "what about sex?" dont those guys get laid or something?

    then he started exp[laining sometihng to me that was shocking. Those guys need all the energy they can get to work out, they need all the sleep they can get and they need to focus

    so i was like omg!!

    so i started reading online about that stuff and i found some sites that i dont know if its true about sex.

    is it true that an orgasm you burn like 300calories? but u also lose like 200g of protein in your semen/sperm?

    reason i ask is, is there really a big deal with the abstinence in sexual activity? what are the results physically in engaging in sex or having a orgasm?

    will i really lose protein? can my body become catabolic? will my blood pressure go high enough to cause insulin to come out in my body?

    if you guys can fill me in on any sexual facts regarding dieting and all that id greatly appreciate it.

    i relly wanna know because im a very sexually active guy. i like sex alot, like i dont mean to sound dirty, but i sleep with alot of my close female friends, so its like a daily basis that i get laid, and if for some stranger reason out of the long list of girls i have dont come through for a night, ill do it myself :-P

    yea yea i choke the chicken here and there occasionally, but all this sex, i hope im not hindering my progress in getting in shape? am i throwing away vital nutrients? and i not letting my body rest?

    any info would be GREATLY appreciated!! Thanks!!

    holy shit that means im losing 3lb a day!

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    I am going to stand outside the gym with a shirt saying, Hot girls come get your post work out meal free right here. Then there will be a big arrow on the shirt pointing to my unit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slaiv
    well anyways i met this guy at the gym and he is pretty cool!

    he likes the whole bodybuilding sport and so on and so forth. He is giving me some pointers on how to better my current techniques.

    well anyways besides all that, he was giving me some insight on the bodybuilding world and how dedicated those guys and women are.

    He told me that they go to the gym like hours and hours a day, they eat STRICT meals and get alot of sleep and wakeup to workout more and more and more hours, that some of them dont even have jobs.

    so i asked how do they live and pay bills? well they get sponsors and they pay them and all that which is why its sooo important that they win so they can still be sponsored.

    anywho, i kept on asking questions, "can they still go out on the weekends?" "do they have girlfriends?" "can they have days off where they do nothing?"

    and he said no, none of that until contest time. So i was like "what about sex?" dont those guys get laid or something?

    then he started exp[laining sometihng to me that was shocking. Those guys need all the energy they can get to work out, they need all the sleep they can get and they need to focus

    so i was like omg!!

    so i started reading online about that stuff and i found some sites that i dont know if its true about sex.

    is it true that an orgasm you burn like 300calories? but u also lose like 200g of protein in your semen/sperm?

    reason i ask is, is there really a big deal with the abstinence in sexual activity? what are the results physically in engaging in sex or having a orgasm?

    will i really lose protein? can my body become catabolic? will my blood pressure go high enough to cause insulin to come out in my body?

    if you guys can fill me in on any sexual facts regarding dieting and all that id greatly appreciate it.

    i relly wanna know because im a very sexually active guy. i like sex alot, like i dont mean to sound dirty, but i sleep with alot of my close female friends, so its like a daily basis that i get laid, and if for some stranger reason out of the long list of girls i have dont come through for a night, ill do it myself :-P

    yea yea i choke the chicken here and there occasionally, but all this sex, i hope im not hindering my progress in getting in shape? am i throwing away vital nutrients? and i not letting my body rest?

    any info would be GREATLY appreciated!! Thanks!!

    See, this is what happens when you get rid of the old timers Newbies

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    OMG. Is this guy even serious. Slaiv, Do you believe everything you hear?



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    what you wanna do is this

    blow your load right........then inject the substance intraveniously...........its a well kept bodybuilding secret.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04
    what you wanna do is this

    blow your load right........then inject the substance intraveniously...........its a well kept bodybuilding secret.
    Yeah but you have to do it in your ankles for it to work


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    Quote Originally Posted by audis4
    wonder how much protein i lose when i shit?

    well how much semen is loged up your starfish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slaiv
    well anyways i met this guy at the gym and he is pretty cool!

    he likes the whole bodybuilding sport and so on and so forth. He is giving me some pointers on how to better my current techniques.

    well anyways besides all that, he was giving me some insight on the bodybuilding world and how dedicated those guys and women are.

    He told me that they go to the gym like hours and hours a day, they eat STRICT meals and get alot of sleep and wakeup to workout more and more and more hours, that some of them dont even have jobs.

    so i asked how do they live and pay bills? well they get sponsors and they pay them and all that which is why its sooo important that they win so they can still be sponsored.

    anywho, i kept on asking questions, "can they still go out on the weekends?" "do they have girlfriends?" "can they have days off where they do nothing?"

    and he said no, none of that until contest time. So i was like "what about sex?" dont those guys get laid or something?

    then he started exp[laining sometihng to me that was shocking. Those guys need all the energy they can get to work out, they need all the sleep they can get and they need to focus

    so i was like omg!!

    so i started reading online about that stuff and i found some sites that i dont know if its true about sex.

    is it true that an orgasm you burn like 300calories? but u also lose like 200g of protein in your semen/sperm?

    reason i ask is, is there really a big deal with the abstinence in sexual activity? what are the results physically in engaging in sex or having a orgasm?

    will i really lose protein? can my body become catabolic? will my blood pressure go high enough to cause insulin to come out in my body?

    if you guys can fill me in on any sexual facts regarding dieting and all that id greatly appreciate it.

    i relly wanna know because im a very sexually active guy. i like sex alot, like i dont mean to sound dirty, but i sleep with alot of my close female friends, so its like a daily basis that i get laid, and if for some stranger reason out of the long list of girls i have dont come through for a night, ill do it myself :-P

    yea yea i choke the chicken here and there occasionally, but all this sex, i hope im not hindering my progress in getting in shape? am i throwing away vital nutrients? and i not letting my body rest?

    any info would be GREATLY appreciated!! Thanks!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    this is lounge material and its idiotic
    agreed. some people will believe anything i guess.

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    actually thats all true,u gotta stop all this sex,and cus i like u im gonna take all that poon off ur hands so u can win competitions and get sponsored millions but u gotta send the girls to my house first

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    sex is basically my cardio and i dont plan on stopping any time soon

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