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  1. 12-12-2007, 08:52 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents View Post
    Met this new chic and she wants to go on a date, I hate datingI'm use to just moving right in and hitting it. She said what do you like to do ? I'm thinking don't say fuk, don't say fukNow I have to play along till I hit it
    LOL!!! I started reading this with a mouthful of food and actually spit it out lau***ng all over my keyboard.....haha.....Its funny cause it's true
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  2. 12-13-2007, 07:35 AM #42
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    She wants to bring her gay friend on the date....omg

    Its time to let this one go cents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack View Post
    She wants to bring her gay friend on the date....omg

    Its time to let this one go cents.
    Bring your gay friend to counter her attack. I'll jump in the shower now !
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    2s company 3s no p*ssy...unless they are both female. Then there is that .5% chance of a 3some but you have to go for it.


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    Bring your gay friend to counter her attack. I'll jump in the shower now !
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  5. 12-13-2007, 07:58 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack View Post
    2s company 3s no p*ssy...unless they are both female. Then there is that .5% chance of a 3some but you have to go for it.
    Stop being a c0ck block roidattack. I am trying to get goodcents in the sack!
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  6. 12-13-2007, 09:32 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Bring your gay friend to counter her attack. I'll jump in the shower now !
    You're not gay enough

    Been with women before, I'm so disillustioned

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  7. 12-13-2007, 10:45 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents View Post
    I take my hands and rub them really hard together to where they almost burn them and they love it, no shlt it gets hot as hell and I can't really feel it since I dont use gloves when I lift so I a good layer of skin going on my hands. Chics love back rubs. I look a new girl right in the eye and say in a firm voice "I'm going to rub your back for you, get that oil really hot in my hands and put it on your back" Some of these chics just come into the front room nakedthey know they want to fuk but I give them the back rub just to make them wait and want it moreSometimes it's hard to not just bang them right away but making them think you won't fuk them drives them wild since most guys just jump right in.
    That should confirm your heterosexuality to them right there.
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    Pay more attention conversing with her gay friend than her. He'll love you and want her to fuk you, and she'll be jelouse that she is not getting all the attention and want to fuk you.

    If she says somthing silly or stupid, look at him and say, "Do you know this girl?" do it with a smile of course though.
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  9. 12-13-2007, 03:59 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Pay more attention conversing with her gay friend than her. He'll love you and want her to fuk you, and she'll be jelouse that she is not getting all the attention and want to fuk you.

    If she says somthing silly or stupid, look at him and say, "Do you know this girl?" do it with a smile of course though.
    What if he falls in love with me?I had a friend that was dating a girl that had a gay brother and one day the brother starts crying about how much he has been in love with my friend and a big scene started I still raze him about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents View Post
    What if he falls in love with me?I had a friend that was dating a girl that had a gay brother and one day the brother starts crying about how much he has been in love with my friend and a big scene started I still raze him about it
    THen you get lucky either way
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents View Post
    Met this new chic and she wants to go on a date, I hate datingI'm use to just moving right in and hitting it. She said what do you like to do ? I'm thinking don't say fuk, don't say fukNow I have to play along till I hit it
    all part of the elaborate "game" we all have to ply it, it blows
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  12. 12-13-2007, 07:57 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust View Post
    all part of the elaborate "game" we all have to ply it, it blows
    See doc, it's already happening, just engaged and already losing the ability to spell

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  13. 12-14-2007, 08:11 PM #53
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    So good-

    How many chicks you slept with in 2007?
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