The "Vent" thread...........

[calgarian]

Holy shit I just became senior member.

[Dukkit]

He only dates women who are half naked when they meet him. Less cloths to take off . He is lazy that way

you got me down pat.

[calgarian]

its just gets on my nerves that they waste time even stating the sentence. its ridiculous and they know it. so why say it?? but then i stick in down their throat and they shut up. works everytime.

Some times you really wanna say shut up bitch and lift ur legs......I think thats the way u like it.

[calgarian]

you got me down pat.

I know u...u lucky mother*****

[Dukkit]

how do you say that if you have a vagina in your mouth? and how do you have a vagina in your mouth if you are HALF naked?

haha, well if their pants are off and their bra is on. i consider that half naked. cuz those are the 2 main points of interest to me. and i dont say it. they say it. so their vagina is in my mouth and when i come up for air, they tell me.

[Dukkit]

Holy shit I just became senior member.

congrats bro!!! my little whore is growing up. *sniff sniff*

[calgarian]

congrats bro!!! my little whore is growing up. *sniff sniff*

Now I want to have sex.....lend me one of ur bitches

[Big]

I've got one, I'm walking up to the checkout in WalMart, and in front of me is a woman who looks like she should be on Jerry Springer, and next to her is a little girl, I'd guess around 9 years old, with tight shorts that say ''SEXY'' on the ass. Who in the fvck wants people to think kids are sexy? What kind of parent buys this shit? It was all I could do not to berate the woman right there on the spot.

[lex57]

Holy shit I just became senior member.

ahhhhhh......you broke your cherry!

[calgarian]

haha, well if their pants are off and their bra is on. i consider that half naked. cuz those are the 2 main points of interest to me. and i dont say it. they say it. so their vagina is in my mouth and when i come up for air, they tell me.

Man do I have to teach you everything..... just start squeezing thieir boobs so tight the only thing that comes out is a moan.

I was told once......you know they are attached and alive...lol

[Dukkit]

I've got one, I'm walking up to the checkout in WalMart, ad in front of me is a woman who looks like she should be on Jerry Springer, and next to her is a little girl, I'd guess around 9 years old, with tight shorts that say ''SEXY'' on the ass. Who in the fvck wants people to think kids are sexy? What kind of parent buys this shit? It was all I could do not to berate the woman right there on the spot.

ive seen that. or even when the mom is fat and looks likes she should be on jerry springer but has on the short shorts that say "juicy" with her cellulite hanging out

[calgarian]

ahhhhhh......you broke your cherry!

I rather pop the cherry

[G4R]

This is a good thread Lex, so much easier than starting new thread for every complaint.

And like Big said, the little girl wearing the shorts that say "sexy" on them, my 12 year old wanted to buy some shorts similar to that, I told her "go ahead, lets see how I react when I catch you in them..."

[gst528i]

I got one, cops that hide behind trees and get you with a laser. Than they stop you accusing you of tempering with government equipment. I mean it's not my fault they sell scramblers, ****er said can i search your vehicle? yea right bitch ****er wasted my time...

[lex57]

ive seen that. or even when the mom is fat and looks likes she should be on jerry springer but has on the short shorts that say "juicy" with her cellulite hanging out

i've seen em so fat they just say "uic"

[calgarian]

i've seen em so fat they just say "uic"

THe word Yuck comes to mind

[Dukkit]

i've seen em so fat they just say "uic"

[lex57]

another think i hate is when noobs come on here and their screename is like"themassiveone" or "skullcrusher" and you ask them their stats and they are 18, 5'3" and 115 lbs. gimme a break..........

[calgarian]

For me its people who come in the gym to socialize . Come in the gym look in the mirror to make sure they look "cool" and go start talking to the girl...I am looking at them and thinking WTF?

Then people accuse us to have Roid Rage .

[DSM4Life]

[calgarian]

The one I have doesnt have a screw's on...my son pulls it out all the time and I think he threw my phone in the vent too.....dang it

[DSM4Life]

The one I have doesnt have a screw's on...my son pulls it out all the time and I think he threw my phone in the vent too.....dang it

[calgarian]

They way they put the damn went in Canada especially new houses you cant put screws on.......fvck

[DSM4Life]

If i google "canada screw" i get this :




haha

[calgarian]

If i google "canada screw" i get this :




haha

I see nothing

[DSM4Life]

[calgarian]

U r sick

[DSM4Life]

Remind me never to ask for a screw in Canada.

[calgarian]

Remind me never to ask for a screw in Canada.

Never ask for Screw in Canada...there

[wilson9d]

umm the economy and gas. oh and the dumb motherfvckers that drive below the speed limit in the left lane. how fvcking stupid can someone be???

[lex57]

umm the economy and gas. oh and the dumb motherfvckers that drive below the speed limit in the left lane. how fvcking stupid can someone be???

hahahahaha me and my wife were just drivin behind these tools in the left lane and i said," ya know i dont care if you drive in the left lane but dont drive BELOW the speed limit at least do the fcuking speed limit!!!

[SMCengineer]

Vent? I'm on test, my girls on her period. Vent over.

[GT2]

girlfriends, ex girlfriends and all the mind games/drama/hassles that come along with relationships.

fvcking pisses me off.

mate you read my mind.
there is nothing worse than what you mentioned.
EVERY GIRL is fvcked in the head in SOME shape or form.
NO GIRL is normal, keeps a cool head, doesn't stress, lets you have other girl friends, doesn't get mad when you don't call her, etc. Not one of them.

[GT2]

My BIGGEST pet hate was when my best friend told me "if I worked out I'd do it naturally, without all those protein shakes you take, I don't want to intoxicate myself with protein shakes"....

ARE YOU FVCKING KIDDING ME!? He considers taking protein shakes UNNATURAL. Can you believe this kid? As you can imagine this didn't sit too well with me, and I tore him apart (verbally ofcourse...he is my best mate after all lol).

And also, from the day I started to put on weight, he kept nagging me saying "get cut maaan". I kept telling him "mate you gotta bulk up for a few years to get a good base, THEN cut down". His only response was "dw, get cut maaan".

[southmadejd]

I completely understand you on this one Hamish. When I was in Iraq I would always ask my family to send me protein shakes because they were so hard to get at the PX over there. Well since you can't exactly do cardio over there alot of Marines look at it as a time to gain some really good size without other things getting in their way. So I actually gained about 15 lbs during my last tour and my brother in law keeps telling me how those protein shakes are going to end up making me fat. It was so f-cking frustrating.

[Dicknang]

Alright...I'm a college student and one thing that I HATE is Facebook. This may not apply to some people who don't have an account or aren't in college. But facebook needs to die. You have no idea how many times i hear "Oh my god why am I not in his top 10??!!!" or "I'm so upset because he posted something on HER wall before MINE!!!!"

Its like a disease. People upsess about it NONSTOP.

whose with me on this one, huh? Hands up, people

Yeah I'm hearing you mate. When my gf is staying at my house she spends so much time 'checking her facebook' on my computer it drives me insane. Then when I wanna get on the computer to do some work ( i do graphic design) or write an email, she gets p issed, saying that I'm always on the computer and never spend any time with her! I might just mention that when she's not cheking her facebook or myspace on my computer, she's doing it on her phone! Kills me!!!

[GT2]

One last thing about my best mate. He is 5'8 and weighs no more than 130lbs.
This is the part that p1sses me off...he thinks 95% of the male population is "tanky" or "pretty meaty", JUST because they're not 30lbs underweight like himself.

My other mate started working out recently, he's put on about 6lbs (mostly fat), and then my best mate goes "o man he's gotten pretty meaty" and he is probably one of the skinniest guys in the gym. FARRK it frustrates me so much.

Im 192lbs 5'8, and he thinks I'm a dead-set freak. I tell him "there are far HUGER guys than me bro".

[lex57]

dsm that is one broke ass vent.............lmao at it though you a trip.

[G4R]

Baseball..... 7 figure salaries to stand or sit around and do nothing!

[lex57]

Baseball..... 7 figure salaries to stand or sit around and do nothing!

and 7 figures is an average freakin player...................
pay em on production i say. you dont produce you dont make your bentley payment bitch ass...........