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06-19-2008, 10:51 AM #1Banned
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Wet Ones
Aka A$$WIPES.
I learned about these through a friend. I noticed he had a pack of them sitting on his toilet. I kind of laughed at him, 'are you a sissy or?'. But then when I was in the bathroom, sure enough I used them, man what a difference. Been addicted ever since. They are especially helpful when you're eating 6-8 times a day. So who uses them, and who has a chapped ass!
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06-19-2008, 10:56 AM #2Banned
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Ran out of T.P the other day and had to use my daughters baby wipes. It was nice!!!!!...LOL
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06-19-2008, 11:18 AM #3
shit i love em, dont know what a clean ass is until you try them out
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I have them ready for back up when I have the rhea.
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06-19-2008, 11:33 AM #5
oh im all about them. i get the ones with aloe. leaves my arsehole nice and soft. my girl appreciates it when she tosses my salad.
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06-19-2008, 11:34 AM #6Banned
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06-19-2008, 11:34 AM #7
ass wipes have changed my life. i dont know where i would be without them. i no longer need man-pons or anything im squeaky clean hahaha
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06-19-2008, 11:39 AM #8
Sick bastards...I just take a shower each time. No wiping and chaffing this ass.
I'm so fresh and so clean!
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06-19-2008, 11:40 AM #9
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YESSSS!!! The word is out there!!
Ive been using them for over 10yrs now....i actually got alot of my friends on it and this is my arguement
"if you got shyt on ur hand would u just wipe it off with paper? No. You would use soad and water, correct? So why not do the same with your ass?"
before wet ones came out i was using baby wipes...oh and WARNING to you all.
DO NOT FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET!
it will clog and its not something a plunger could fix. You will have to get the long wire looking crap and put it down the toilet pipes
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yeah if you are really into it, get the warmer for them... OMG so nice... i stole one from my lil boy, and used it... wow.... very nice
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06-19-2008, 12:02 PM #12
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^^ my ass it too damn hairy to have my salad tossed, and i'm def not gonna shave it
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Originally Posted by Lemonada8;4039***
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06-19-2008, 12:13 PM #15
mines hairy. but i dont shave it. i "trim" it. get the buzzers and just do a nice #2 trim all up and down it. my girl loves it.
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06-19-2008, 02:42 PM #16
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06-19-2008, 04:31 PM #18Banned
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Last edited by zartan; 06-19-2008 at 04:36 PM.
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06-19-2008, 04:37 PM #19
^^^Wow...a little more detail than I care for, but an excellent analogy nonetheless.
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06-19-2008, 04:41 PM #21Banned
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The wet ones worked for me whenever I get hemorrhoids. Aloe ones worked best for me as some posters above mentioned...maybe I'll pick up the big tub of it. The one wipe after cleanup like DSM mentioned sounds like a good idea to keep my backside cleaner than a whistle
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06-19-2008, 06:15 PM #24
i use them all the time. love em.
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06-19-2008, 09:08 PM #25
Don't take a dump without them.
***No source checks!!!***
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06-19-2008, 09:12 PM #26Junior Member
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06-19-2008, 11:14 PM #27
I'ma give them a try.
Oh & the dude who said "i just have a shower each time i take a dump"
That wouldn't work for me bro, i take like 4-6 craps a day. You wanna pay for my waterbill if i'm showering 6 times a day?
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06-19-2008, 11:23 PM #28
It is all I use.
If I travel, I bring with.
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06-19-2008, 11:36 PM #29
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06-20-2008, 01:18 AM #30Originally Posted by Lemonada8;4039***
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06-20-2008, 07:51 AM #31
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06-20-2008, 08:08 AM #32
haha
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06-20-2008, 10:41 AM #33
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06-20-2008, 07:50 PM #34
This is what you want:
Sphincterine!
http://www.mintyass.com/
Just talking about it got Howard Stern a big FCC fine a while ago . . .
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06-20-2008, 08:01 PM #35
Some middle eastern countries' citizens have a small watering can in their bathrooms to wash their ass after they've wiped it with toilet paper.
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06-20-2008, 08:12 PM #36
Zartan..NICE!!!
I started using wipes when I started raising kids.... now I use wet ones, the adult babywipes....lol.
oh yea, diddo what emilio said on flushing babywipes down toilet...eventually it gets backed up....
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06-20-2008, 10:57 PM #37
I guess I might have to give them a try.
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06-20-2008, 11:06 PM #38
man this thread reminds me of boot lol we never had Toilet paper we were always stealing it from other platoons eventually my drill instructors said screw it and made us by 5 packs each >_< and yeah there were 90 of us.. lol my a** never felt so clean
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06-21-2008, 12:05 AM #39Banned
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I bet God uses Wet Ones...
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06-21-2008, 12:13 AM #40
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